Movies/games you won't admit happened (AKA there's only one Matrix movie)

[Gardenia]

Fallout 3 was an ok Oblivion spin off, and is in no way connected to Fallout 1 and 2. They aren't even in the same universe, and Black Isle are still working on the next chapter in the series.
Edit: Also, Black Sabbath went into hiatus after the departure of Ozzy, and then reformed in 97. THAT IS HOW WE SHALL REMEMBER IT!

 

[aeon_mistress]

Strange how there was never a second Devil May Cry game...

 

[MortalForNow]

S. Darko.

Just... no.

Oh God, that movie just destroyed everything that was good in the original. And the original is one of my personal favorites.

Also, if anyone mentions Skulls made from Crystals in a previously existing franchise, I will erase every piece of there existence. There were THREE movies before I saw that movie and, as far as I'm concerned, there are only THREE movies today.

Oh c'mon! The fourth movie is GREAT once you figure out that the second half of the movie is Jones' radiation-induced fantasy as he lies in bed waiting to die from radiation poisoning.

Now that I think about it, why didn't Spielberg use that? I would have happily accepted that rather than the bullshit that makes up the second half. At least it would mean that Shia LeBouf was just a radiation-induced dream.

 

[ThePreshFrince]

There's only a Mad Max 2 and 3 for me.

 

[The Shade of Time]

Strange how there was never a second Devil May Cry game...

Yeah weird I just remember 1 and 3 ..... thank god too I mean how would they make Dante more awesome ... give him some kind of ...coin? NO BAD BAD BAD BAD BADBAD What if they replaced Dante with a pussy chasing after his girlfrien...nahh thats just silly ideas no one would make those games....

 

[mobsterlobster]

Tom and Jerry: The Movie.

They talked, and there was a plot.

How the hell do you make a story out of two animals beating the hell out of each other and vandalizing a house?

You don't, that's how.

That's the best answer yet. I'd go as far to say it's the worst remake or reimagining, or whatever you call it, of anything ever.

At least the Zelda CD-i games were funny, even if we are laughing at them, and not with them, the Tom and Jerry movie was just depressing.

 

[Plurralbles]

I liked batman beyond. It was entertaining and its art direction was superb.

Digimon Season 3+ never happened.
Dang i also liked the matrix movies
The starwars prequel trilogy never happened
Devil May cry 2 never happened
Wii Play Never happened.
The WII itself, or at least motion controls, never happened



Yay go me.

 

[bluerahjah]

And the new Alice In Chains album.

There was NO NEW ALBUM, STALEY DIED IN 2002 OF HEROIN, HIS MUSIC WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS GODLIKE, CARTRELL DID NOT FIND A NEW SHITTY VOCALIST TO CREATE GENERIC AND DISAPPOINTING ROCK/METAL.

This. Over and over and over again.

 

[Furioso]

Sadly, the rumored fourth Die Hard movie never made it into theaters. There were no sequels to the Crow.
Only one Star Wars trilogy was ever made (there is no creature named Jar-Jar Binks, nor is there any such thing as midichlorians).
Fight Club was never made into a video game.
There was only one Mortal Kombat movie.
Only two Alien movies were made (Alien and Aliens), AVP Requiem was the only Alien versus Predator movie made.
The movie skin walkers was never made.

Requiem was the only AVP

FALCON FLAME!!!!

nah just kidding


i didnt reallllly like either but at least AVP1 was allright

requim was awful


actuially what i ment was the humans in Requim were awful otherwise it was pretty good

I agree but at least the humans in AVPR all got killed, mostly

 

[Sallix]

Star Wars christmas special.

 

[Furioso]

I would say that there's only one Starship Troopers movie but the third one wasn't too bad either. However, the movie that I write off is the sequel to The Fantastic Mr. Ripley called The American Friend. Slow, plodding pace, write-off villain, useless (though sympathetic) protagonist... the only thing this movie has going for it is Ripley himself. One of Dennis Hopper's better roles but a terrible movie.

I was about to tear you a new one, but then I noticed you said Starship Troopers, I saw "Ripley" and assumed you meant the 3rd Alien movie was good, oh wow you had me going there

 

[Grand_Arcana]

AC2 was a great game! I had my eyes glued to the screen the whole time. I just couldn't stop. Unfortunately, I blacked out towards the ending and I don't remember a thing. I'm sure the ending wasn't a cluster f*** of conspiracy theories though.

FFT was the best game to bare the name. Ivalice was the best world Square had ever created. It really is a shame that Ivalice is never visited again after Vagrant Story. On the bright side, at least there weren't crappy spin offs that were only vaguely related. FFXII? What's that?

EDIT:

Riku didn't lose his dark powers in KH2, that would be ridiculous. The whole idea would render the only redeemable thing about Chain of Memories pointless.

Bleach ends after the Soul Society arc. Who is this Aizen you speak of?

The Dark Side. Everything about the Dark Side is just utter bullshit Lucas. Also, prophecies are what you make when you want to kill all suspense, mystery, and speculation.

 

[DoctorObviously]

The Kill Bill series, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince movie, Terminator: Salvation, Eragon, Spiderman 3, Indiana Jones 4, Twilight, Heat and X-Men 3 never happened for me.

Shame you don't like Kill Bill, oh well, not gonna convince you to think otherwise.

What the hell? What's with people liking Kill Bill and commenting every single person who doesn't?! The movie's just plain stupid! Tarantino's crew threw with buckets of blood! How in the hell is that good cinematography?

 

[JemJar]

Interstate '82.

i share your pain

Holy crap it's not just me. Thank goodness for that.

 

[Lono Shrugged]

There was no Alien 3 - Newt and Hicks survived and lived happily ever after with Ripley.

OR they went on to star in some decent enough comic books and lived happily ever after.

 

[Yotsuba]

The Zelda games for the cdi didnt happen.

 

[AvsJoe]

I would say that there's only one Starship Troopers movie but the third one wasn't too bad either. However, the movie that I write off is the sequel to The Talented Mr. Ripley called The American Friend. Slow, plodding pace, write-off villain, useless (though sympathetic) protagonist... the only thing this movie has going for it is Ripley himself. One of Dennis Hopper's better roles but a terrible movie.

I was about to tear you a new one, but then I noticed you said Starship Troopers, I saw "Ripley" and assumed you meant the 3rd Alien movie was good, oh wow you had me going there

I haven't seen it yet but I probably will like Alien[sup]3[/sup], if only because It's directed by David Fincher. I have never disliked a movie made by that guy.

 

[Helmet]

There's only one Highlander movie.

There was also only one Mortal Kombat movie, and only two Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies.

 

[xXGeckoXx]

Death Proof. Tarantino's a great director! This doesn't even pass as average!

Also, for the other ones... The other three Star Wars movies and the third Matrix movie I view as lore. I don't watch them because they suck as movies, but I do see the whole story with that.

And Wind Waker was great!

I loved death proof it was cinematographically genius.

 

[Simmo8591]

Twilight.... If i meet a vampire he will try and drink my blood and avoid the sun.... there will be NO SPARKLES