Movies/games you won't admit happened (AKA there's only one Matrix movie)

[Elemental]

The fuck is Terminator 3?

 

[pwnzerstick]

THERE ARE ONLY THREE INDIANA JONES MOVIES!!! No more, no less. Three shall be the number of the counting, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four thou shall not count, neither shall thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. FIVE IS RIGHT OUT!!....

 

[A random person]

As far as I'm concerned there is only ONE Shrek movie. There only ever needed to be one Shrek movie, just one to parody the fairytale dynamic by putting an ogre in the lead which was of course the original reason the movie was made.
Now it's just a bunch of movies made for kids with obvious adult humour, point is that it's lost it's charm and as much as I liked the first one (and guiltily enjoying the second) I refuse to acknowledge the third one and the fourth one I am denying all existance of to forever hold onto the beloved memories I had back when Shrek was still good.

Actually, I generally enjoyed Shrek 2 more than the first, though I can't pinpoint exactly why since it's been a while. I do remember declaring it the ideal party movie, however, and out of nostalgia I stand by that.

3 was a disappointment, though, we can both agree on that. Worst movie I've seen for one of my birthday parties, though it's competing with Iron Man, Up, and the surprisingly good Over the Hedge.

 

[Ddgafd]

What's this about some new Transformers movies? Bah, stupid people and their rumors.

Kingdom Hearts 2 DID HAPPEN!! And the bad guys are Organization XI!! What, XIII?? No wa-Demyx? Who the fuck is Demyx?? And Roxas? Who the hell are these people???

The only games in the Crash Bandicoot series are 1, 2 and 3 on PS1. There were no games on PS2. NONE. CRASH NEVER GOT A MAKEOVER, COCO NEVER LOOKED LIKE A WHORE, CORTEX NEVER HAD ANY RELATIVES NOR PETS!

 

[chetoos]

Lion king was a good film, and the 1 and 1/2 installment was funny enough and self parodying enough to not be shunned, but I am severely disappointing they never made a sequel to it. it could have been awesome.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Ah denial. the first of the seven stages of the kubler-ross grief cycle. Soon enough you'll move on to the anger stage and annoy people by flaming Internet forums.

ahh failure. the inability to acknowledge the difference between actual denial and a fun conversation. soon, you'll be saying i'm a fag or better, whipping out the old thesaurus for a scrabble beatdown to make yourself sound intelligent.

also, that supposed 2nd darko film and mortal kombat films. Both of them, don't even lie. The 1st was pretty cheesy. OH and double dragon!! God, that film was terrible.

Now why would I waste my time doing that?

well good lord, i forgot the "i won't even dignify that with an answer" rebuttal. YA GOT ME SKIPPY. this is a forum, either answer the post or don't. if you wanna go around pretending you're above us e-morlocks, then i'm sure there's a forum just for you. and only you.

also i feel like i missed another movie DRAGONBALL!!!! shit, just came to me. i wasted 2 hours of my life to watch that. and i don't regret it, arguably one of the worst films of all time.

And if you don't want to have a more or less civil discussion, don't waste my time. Go hang out with the lowlifes on /b/ or something.

 

[Acton Hank]

You know, I heard Ubisoft had a great idea for a sandbox assassin game series that took place in ancient history.
I wonder if they'll ever put it into practice and make a revolutionary series.

 

[Nemorov]

I am still waiting for a fifth Myst game. If I ignore it, it never happened.

 

[Small Waves]

Also, I love Radiohead's first album, OK Computer.

but the bends and pablo honey were amazing albums. have you been reading pitchfork?

If he did, he would love The Bends since Pitchfork gave it a perfect Radiohead out of Radiohead.

 

[CrazyGirl17]

There was never a Twilight movie, The Matrix had no sequels, Batman and Robin does not exist, and the live action Dragonball Z movie NEVER HAPPENED.

 

[Lavi]

Dragonball GT never happened. The plausibility of Goku becoming younger was one in infinity...make it not possible in my mind.

And Batman Beyond was kinda cool IMO.

GT? What is this GT you speak of? All I remember is a GIANT GOLDEN MONKEY!

The ending of the FMA anime never happened. Ever.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories. Card battle system? What madness are you talking?

 

[lenneth]

Endless eight shouldn't have happened

 

[Rusty Bucket]

The Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy trilogy ended at book 5. No way they would have found a random guy to write a terrible rip off of the late Douglas Adams' writing style and claim it was the final book in the trilogy.

That would be stupid.

 

[Crimsonsniper]

Well... two come to mind.
Starship Troopers 2 and 3.
Specifically number 3. It wasn't a Starship Troopers film.
It was an advertising campaign for religion.
And that kinda finished the job that the second film started...
Only the first one was good. The second had its good parts, though few they were.
Three, basically none...

Those two movies destroyed everything the first one stood for. I'm not sure where they started going wrong..... maybe it was that they ruined the third one by trying to make it overdone with how silly it could get. As for the second, where's Rico? First was unique, everything after was a disaster.

 

[cannibalnana]

Also, I love Radiohead's first album, OK Computer.

but the bends and pablo honey were amazing albums. have you been reading pitchfork?

If he did, he would love The Bends since Pitchfork gave it a perfect Radiohead out of Radiohead.

i lol'd pretty hard. i guess somebody needs moar pitchfork.

 

[cannibalnana]

Ah denial. the first of the seven stages of the kubler-ross grief cycle. Soon enough you'll move on to the anger stage and annoy people by flaming Internet forums.

ahh failure. the inability to acknowledge the difference between actual denial and a fun conversation. soon, you'll be saying i'm a fag or better, whipping out the old thesaurus for a scrabble beatdown to make yourself sound intelligent.

also, that supposed 2nd darko film and mortal kombat films. Both of them, don't even lie. The 1st was pretty cheesy. OH and double dragon!! God, that film was terrible.

Now why would I waste my time doing that?

well good lord, i forgot the "i won't even dignify that with an answer" rebuttal. YA GOT ME SKIPPY. this is a forum, either answer the post or don't. if you wanna go around pretending you're above us e-morlocks, then i'm sure there's a forum just for you. and only you.

also i feel like i missed another movie DRAGONBALL!!!! shit, just came to me. i wasted 2 hours of my life to watch that. and i don't regret it, arguably one of the worst films of all time.

And if you don't want to have a more or less civil discussion, don't waste my time. Go hang out with the lowlifes on /b/ or something.

where's the civility? this is the internet.

 

[SupabadMan]

Spider man 3 and Castlevania in 3D NEVER HAPPENED.

 

[Tom Phoenix]

Yeah, the majority of the DBZ movies weren't needed. Heck, the overwhelming majority of them can't even fit into the canon of the show's timeline. I did like a few of them though.

Same here. I actually liked Cooler much better then Frieza.

Gundam Seed is my favorite Gundam series, next to Gundam Wing as second and Gundam 00 in third. I also include Gundam Seed Destiny along in with the orginal Seed anime. Gundam fans shouldn't hate Seed.

Do you have any idea why so many Gundam fans hate SEED? I have not watched any of the spinoff Gundam shows yet (meaning non-Universal Century ones), so I am not informed on the matter.

Yu-gi-oh could be tollerated as it's mostly a kids show, but One Piece had great fight scenes and stuff in it. It was in a sense, raped and ruined by 4Kids entertainment when they took care of the english dub. And once Funimation took over the dubbing and distribution rights, it was too late to save it's awesomeness for the majority of the public.

Actually, you preety much described 4Kids`s treatment of Yu-Gi-Oh. Not only did they do that, they even changed entire plot points and removed things from the show for the most arbitrary reasons.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UM-ndjq__-U&feature=related

The reason I say War in the Pocket was terrible is mainly because you didn't get to see much Gundam action in it and it was too short. I however won't say it should be considered non-existant as it's part of the storyline of the orginal Gundam series.

I don't know. A lack of action does not make it terrible in itself. I mean, the whole purpose of it was to show a side of the war that was otherwise neglected.