Movies/games you won't admit happened (AKA there's only one Matrix movie)

[Canadamus Prime]

Ah denial. the first of the seven stages of the kubler-ross grief cycle. Soon enough you'll move on to the anger stage and annoy people by flaming Internet forums.

ahh failure. the inability to acknowledge the difference between actual denial and a fun conversation. soon, you'll be saying i'm a fag or better, whipping out the old thesaurus for a scrabble beatdown to make yourself sound intelligent.

also, that supposed 2nd darko film and mortal kombat films. Both of them, don't even lie. The 1st was pretty cheesy. OH and double dragon!! God, that film was terrible.

Now why would I waste my time doing that?

well good lord, i forgot the "i won't even dignify that with an answer" rebuttal. YA GOT ME SKIPPY. this is a forum, either answer the post or don't. if you wanna go around pretending you're above us e-morlocks, then i'm sure there's a forum just for you. and only you.

also i feel like i missed another movie DRAGONBALL!!!! shit, just came to me. i wasted 2 hours of my life to watch that. and i don't regret it, arguably one of the worst films of all time.

And if you don't want to have a more or less civil discussion, don't waste my time. Go hang out with the lowlifes on /b/ or something.

where's the civility? this is the internet.

Hence why I said "more or less". ...well that and I don't believe human beings possess any civility what-so-ever.

 

[Warbandit]

That Highlander continued past the first. At all.

There should have only been one!

 

[MR T3D]

austin powers was one amusing film with nice beginning, middle and END

 

[Small Waves]

Ah denial. the first of the seven stages of the kubler-ross grief cycle. Soon enough you'll move on to the anger stage and annoy people by flaming Internet forums.

ahh failure. the inability to acknowledge the difference between actual denial and a fun conversation. soon, you'll be saying i'm a fag or better, whipping out the old thesaurus for a scrabble beatdown to make yourself sound intelligent.

also, that supposed 2nd darko film and mortal kombat films. Both of them, don't even lie. The 1st was pretty cheesy. OH and double dragon!! God, that film was terrible.

Now why would I waste my time doing that?

well good lord, i forgot the "i won't even dignify that with an answer" rebuttal. YA GOT ME SKIPPY. this is a forum, either answer the post or don't. if you wanna go around pretending you're above us e-morlocks, then i'm sure there's a forum just for you. and only you.

also i feel like i missed another movie DRAGONBALL!!!! shit, just came to me. i wasted 2 hours of my life to watch that. and i don't regret it, arguably one of the worst films of all time.

And if you don't want to have a more or less civil discussion, don't waste my time. Go hang out with the lowlifes on /b/ or something.

where's the civility? this is the internet.

Every time I get an album, I look at Pitchfork's review of it. If it's above an eight, I expect it to suck, and 90% of the time I am right, which makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

Eight point four out of ten? More like terrible point crap out of shit.

 

[cannibalnana]

Ah denial. the first of the seven stages of the kubler-ross grief cycle. Soon enough you'll move on to the anger stage and annoy people by flaming Internet forums.

ahh failure. the inability to acknowledge the difference between actual denial and a fun conversation. soon, you'll be saying i'm a fag or better, whipping out the old thesaurus for a scrabble beatdown to make yourself sound intelligent.

also, that supposed 2nd darko film and mortal kombat films. Both of them, don't even lie. The 1st was pretty cheesy. OH and double dragon!! God, that film was terrible.

Now why would I waste my time doing that?

well good lord, i forgot the "i won't even dignify that with an answer" rebuttal. YA GOT ME SKIPPY. this is a forum, either answer the post or don't. if you wanna go around pretending you're above us e-morlocks, then i'm sure there's a forum just for you. and only you.

also i feel like i missed another movie DRAGONBALL!!!! shit, just came to me. i wasted 2 hours of my life to watch that. and i don't regret it, arguably one of the worst films of all time.

And if you don't want to have a more or less civil discussion, don't waste my time. Go hang out with the lowlifes on /b/ or something.

where's the civility? this is the internet.

Hence why I said "more or less". ...well that and I don't believe human beings possess any civility what-so-ever.

well rest easy. at least buffalo sauce pringles are delicious.

 

[Cinnonym]

Kingdom Hearts existed, then Chain of Memories, then there was this big empty space where nothing happened, ever.

Angeal did not exist. There was no Dirge of Cerberus.

No Final Fantasy XII.

They stopped making Guilty Gear games after X2.

And Keanu Reeves was never born.

 

[Thaius]

There was no Matrix Reloaded and Matrix Revolutions: just one amazing movie and some other amazing highway chase scene that was definitely not part of another movie.

There was no Eragon movie. Just a book. Maybe someday a movie will be made, and maybe it won't suck.

There have been no Crash Bandicoot games since the original Playstation. None. At all.

There have also been no Spyro the Dragon games since the original Playstation. At all.

I must say though, way I see it, anyone who seriously thinks Wind Waker sucks just because it's cell shaded has no right to call themselves a hardcore Zelda fan. It's an art style, people: one that looks really freaking good, at that. It may not be normal, but it's not bad. Anyone who would disregard it as part of the series simply based on an art style is an idiot.

 

[Double A]

Star Wars and Indiana Jones were both trilogies, and the Matrix was a standalone title.

Also X-men, Spider-Man, and the Terminator series were a duos, and Harry Potter was a quartet.

I wonder if they'll ever make Percy Jackson and the Olympians into a movie?

 

[LiftYourSkinnyFists]

Lethal Weapon 4 what?

 

[LiftYourSkinnyFists]

Also, I love Radiohead's first album, OK Computer.

but the bends and pablo honey were amazing albums. have you been reading pitchfork?

If he did, he would love The Bends since Pitchfork gave it a perfect Radiohead out of Radiohead.

i lol'd pretty hard. i guess somebody needs moar pitchfork.

Hi /mu/! lets go listen to itaots!

 

[Saarai-fan]

1) Gundam ZZ [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mobile_Suit_Gundam_ZZ] never happened. Though it took place in the orginal Gundam universe [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mobile_Suit_Gundam], it's story didn't make sense and it's mech designs were horrible.

2) Speaking of the orginal Gundam universe, Victory Gundam [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mobile_Suit_Victory_Gundam] and Gundam F91 [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mobile_Suit_Gundam_F91] never happened. The orginal Gundam universe ended with Char's Counterattack [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mobile_Suit_Gundam:_Char%27s_Counterattack]. Why continue it after killing off Amuro and Char?! What's the damn point?!!

3) Dave Chappelle [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Chapelle] never agreed to make a third season of Chappelle's Show [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chappelle%27s_Show], he simply couldn't think of any new material to keep it going or funny. The lost episodes never were made, and Dave never lost his mind and went to Africa.

4) Wild 'n Out [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wild_%27n_Out] ended when Katt Williams [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katt_Williams] left it in season 4. By the way, Short Circuitz [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Short_Circuitz] never existed.

5) Friday [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friday_(film)] never had any sequels. It isn't Friday without Smokey. A cartoon series [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friday:_The_Animated_Series] based on the film didn't exist either.

6) After Warped [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crash_Bandicoot_3:_Warped] and Team Racing [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crash_Team_Racing], there were no more Crash Bandicoot games [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crash_Bandicoot_(series)].

9) Tyler Perry's films [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyler_Perry#Films] never happened. Why is this film franchise still around?! Madea Goes to Jail [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madea_Goes_to_Jail_(film)] made a ridiculous amount of money. What's next? Madea Goes to Camp [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernest_Goes_to_Camp]?! Madea Goes to Africa [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernest_Goes_to_Africa]?! Madea Scared Stupid [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernest_Scared_Stupid]?!

10) CN Real never happeend. What's with Cartoon Network making these lame live action shows? Like Bobb'e Says [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobb%27e_Says], Dude What Would Happen [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dude,_What_Would_Happen], and BrainRush [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BrainRush]. Didn't they learn from Out of Jimmy's Head [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Out_of_Jimmy%27s_Head]? Stick with the cartoons!

11) There were no sequels made to Bring It On [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bring_It_On_(film)].

12) The Spyro games [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spyro_(series)] ended with the third game that was made.

13) Vorador [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Legacy_of_Kain_characters#Vorador] wasn't in Blood Omen 2 [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_Omen_2:_Legacy_of_Kain]. Lots of people didn't like the gameplay of Blood Omen 2, but what I didn't like was how they screwed up the canon bringing Vorador into the story.

14) Diarrhea...er...I mean... Daria [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daria] never got her own cartoon show.

15) The Yu-Gi-Oh franchise [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yu-Gi-Oh!] ended with GX [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yugioh_gx].

16) The Dr Dolittle films [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Dolittle_(film)] ended when Eddie Murphy stopped being in them.

17) Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobobo-bo_Bo-bobo] was never shown on Cartoon Network, or it never existed in the first place.

18) Spiderman Unlimited [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spiderman_Unlimited] never happened. The cartoon series that came before that [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spider-Man_(1994_TV_series)] was far better. Also, the animated series on MTV [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spider-Man:_The_New_Animated_Series] never happened.

19) Final Fantasy - The Spirits Within [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Final_Fantasy:_The_Spirits_Within] never existed, or at least it never had the title Final Fantasy in it.

20) Kevin Smith [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Smith] never wrote or directed anything in the View Askewniverse [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/View_Askewniverse] that took place in between Clerks [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clerks], Dogma [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogma_(film)], and Clerks 2 [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clerks_II]. He just agreed to let Jay and Silent Bob, along with some of his other characters show up from time to time in films made by friends of his who wrote them instead.

21) Escape from New York [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escape_from_New_York] never had a sequel [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escape_from_L.A.].

22) The Final Destination franchise [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Final_Destination_(film_series)] itself never happened. It's one of the very few franchises, along with Twilight I just don't like at all, if not hate it. Making the personification of death itself something along the lines of a serial killer whenever it's job doesn't go right just sounds retarded to me. To me, Death should have a personality like that of the Shinigami of the Bleach anime or Death itself on Family Guy in my opinion, or maybe the Shinigami of Deathnote.

23) The two House of the Dead [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_the_Dead_(film)] films [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_the_Dead_2_(film)] never existed.

24) Scrubs [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrubs_(TV_series)] ended on it's seventh season on NBC when it's network didn't renew it.

25) The Ren and Stimpy show ended on Nickelodeon. It never was revived with new episodes on Spike TV [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ren_%26_Stimpy_%22Adult_Party_Cartoon%22].

26) Speaking of cartoons on Spike TV, This Just In [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/This_Just_In!], and Gary the Rat [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_the_Rat] never happened. I'll give Stripperella [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stripperella] a small break, though it was bad as well and something Stan Lee [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stan_Lee] should try to forget he had anything to do with.

27) The Goode Family [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Goode_Family] never happened. Mike Judge [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Judge] should of just brought King of the Hill to another network to continue it or bring back Beavis and Butthead on MTV.

28) Superjail [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superjail!] never happened. What is Adult Swim thinking giving this crap another season?! It's not funny to me at all. Not even a little chuckle. It's only a cartoon for those who enjoy lots of stupid violence.

29) Manhunt 2 [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manhunt_2] never happened. All the censorship in it ruined the game and it's story was lame. The first game had a better storyline and atomsphere.

30) MTV's Jacka#s [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackass_(TV_series)], it's [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackass:_The_Movie] movies [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackass_Number_Two], and Viva La Bam [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viva_La_Bam] happened, but none of their other spin offs ever existed.

 

[Quaxar]

The Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy trilogy ended at book 5. No way they would have found a random guy to write a terrible rip off of the late Douglas Adams' writing style and claim it was the final book in the trilogy.

That would be stupid.

Sayitagain? That's the first time I heard of it, really... boy am I glad that this is only theory!

 

[Srdjan]

Die Hard 4, it really didn't happen

 

[rt052192]

mine is music related but i feel it deserves justice: Metallica after the black album never existed...

 

[Durxom]

Indeed like everyone else has said, there is only 3 Indiana Jones movies:

Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Last Crusade, and Kingdom of the Crystal Skull! D=<

 

[Taddy]

Max Payne 3 isn't real..

 

[The Singularity]

I refuse to acknowledge the harry potter movies, the Eragon movie, the Eragon third book (They prepared, summoned a shade and killed it for no reason) the I Am Legend one(Book far better, no relation between the two exept vampires) and thank god there are no mutated vampires that sparkle in sunlight, eat only animals, and run around impregnating our emo chicks!(Ruined the vampires, thats why we have to switch to zombies to kill "people")

 

[Dr. wonderful]

There is no Lesiure suit larry for the PS2/ps3...It never happened.