Movies that you will not be seeing.
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Almost all of them. Every so often something comes my way, but I'm not all that much of a movie fan.
I think someone is just trolling here. The point of movies is to entertain. Honestly I believe SPVTW did a fine job transitioning from the comic book to a movie. It seems like you dont like it because other people like it. Dont say something is "plain awful" until you actually see it. Also I enjoyed Die Hard. Bruce Willis is still a badass.Romblen said:
OT: Piranhas 3D. I have seen Jaws already.
I won't be seeing Vampire's Suck because I feel that entire subset of movie making needs to die.
My money will be better spent when I go and see Scott Pilgrim for the fourth time.
My money will be better spent when I go and see Scott Pilgrim for the fourth time.
The re-release of Avatar, the little interest I had in the movie evaporated when during the original release there were a bunch of articles about people being so depressed they couldn't go to Pandora after seeing the movie they were nearly suicidal. A movie that can generate that kind of idiocy doesn't deserve my money.
I feel like this thread was made for the express purpose of trolling Scott Pilgrim fans.
OT: ...I'm not really excited for any movies coming up. I think the next two on my list are Jackass 3-D and Tron Legacy. So my answer? The ones that aren't those.
Edit: I might see Scott Pilgrim for a third time.
OT: ...I'm not really excited for any movies coming up. I think the next two on my list are Jackass 3-D and Tron Legacy. So my answer? The ones that aren't those.
Edit: I might see Scott Pilgrim for a third time.
The Last Exorcism. My friend convinced me to see Paranormal Activity, and that was enough. (Shut up, it was fucking terrifying!) I mean, I had fun watching it, but the problem with me and horror movies is that that shit STICKS with me. Long after all my friends are over it, I'm still losing sleep.
EDIT: How come no one understands that Piranha 3D isn't trying to be taken seriously? IT'S BAD ON PURPOSE, PEOPLE! I mean, I haven't even seen it, and I probably won't, I just don't like that no one can recognize camp when they see it.
EDIT: How come no one understands that Piranha 3D isn't trying to be taken seriously? IT'S BAD ON PURPOSE, PEOPLE! I mean, I haven't even seen it, and I probably won't, I just don't like that no one can recognize camp when they see it.
Haha, no hate here. It's all about atmosphere. I heard about PA through /x/ like a year before it ever got to Eventful. I saw it on opening night in San Diego and it scared the piss out of me. I was literally too terrified to sleep for hours that night. Most people who hate on that movie saw it after it had been out for a while and was marketed based off of reaction videos. It's hard to appreciate a movie when you're forced to see it because of pure hype.Frozen Donkey Wheel2 said:
This so much. I only had the faintest interest in seeing it purely for aesthetics, but hearing of people getting depressed because they couldn't go to Pandora was a ridiculous wallbanger. And then I thought, "Just what the hell would they do once they get there if they could go?"Stryc9 said:
OT: Any kind of Twilight movie, and anything by those Jason Friedburg and Aaron Seltzer jackasses without a doubt. I'm not a fan of neither the writer nor the content of the books in the former, and the latter because things they write and direct just get really... why? Why was this made?
Eat. Pray. Love. Sappy romantic comedy with Julia Roberts playing star bait? Let's not and say we did.
Absolutely anything by Freidberg and Seltzer, fortunately they're either stubborn or uncreative or both and they kindly give all their films the same kind of name (Insert Genre Here Movie) so at least I can see excrement a mile away.
Saw movies, I saw the first one, and was relatively impressed, but my own suspicions and other bad reviews have dissuaded me from seeing the other films. The process for making a Saw sequel is really just someone sitting down and deciding they want more torture porn, seriously, that's all it is.
Pirates of the Caribbean 4, okay now it isn't telling a good story it's just milking it for all it's worth. Making the second one into a Thirty Xanatos Pileup with a ton of weird and only barely explained plot contrivances killed it dead for me.
Resident Evil Afterlife 3D, No.
Going the Distance, more romantic comedies? No.
Absolutely anything by Freidberg and Seltzer, fortunately they're either stubborn or uncreative or both and they kindly give all their films the same kind of name (Insert Genre Here Movie) so at least I can see excrement a mile away.
Saw movies, I saw the first one, and was relatively impressed, but my own suspicions and other bad reviews have dissuaded me from seeing the other films. The process for making a Saw sequel is really just someone sitting down and deciding they want more torture porn, seriously, that's all it is.
Pirates of the Caribbean 4, okay now it isn't telling a good story it's just milking it for all it's worth. Making the second one into a Thirty Xanatos Pileup with a ton of weird and only barely explained plot contrivances killed it dead for me.
Resident Evil Afterlife 3D, No.
Going the Distance, more romantic comedies? No.
I wouldn't call James Cameron a Whore, anyone who knows about Films will know he is one of the most important film makers in recent history. Lets not forget he Made The Terminator and with Aliens he invented the blueprint for horror sequels ('what if the Marines fought -insert monster here-')Diver Down said:
Also Avatar is seriously Underrated
Sorry i just love the man
all the garbage movies that come out on netflix, like the bargain bin at walmart, you gotta search through the garbage to find the good stuff
Avatar extended edition. No more money from me Mr. Cameron. Also the Expendables. If Moviebob hates it with such a passion, I guess I won't waste my money on it. If a movie depends on cameo appearances to make the trailer look appealing, it fails.
This is weird I just saw a glimpse of a movie on tv that I'm not watching and I was going to make a thread but oh well...
The Halloween, the one rob zombie made in 2007, I happened on it today, a kid was killing another kid with a stick, I almost threw up.
The Halloween, the one rob zombie made in 2007, I happened on it today, a kid was killing another kid with a stick, I almost threw up.
Second. I don't care what MovieBob says or that it actually takes place in Toronto, it still looks absolutely fucking retarded. Plus I hate romantic comedies and a geek romantic comedy is still a romantic comedy.Romblen said:
