Movies you wish you could unsee
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The Terribad and thankfully underseen movie "Daybreakers". The only thing I would give it credit for is attempting to make vampires into the bloodsucking creatures they were before twilight.
Gods and Generals. Not only is it boring, incompetently made and borderline racist it's aslo 4 hours long.
Batman and Robin. That was Mystery Science Theater 3000 bad.
Transformers 1. Every ten minutes my jaw would drop as I though, "how did that make it into the final cut?"
Batman and Robin. That was Mystery Science Theater 3000 bad.
Transformers 1. Every ten minutes my jaw would drop as I though, "how did that make it into the final cut?"
28 Weeks Later. It was such an awful movie, and you spend most of the time wishing the two lead children would just get ripped apart by zombies*
*I am not a puritan of zombie movies but I admit that 28 Days/Weeks Later had "infected" instead of zombies. You freaking win.
*I am not a puritan of zombie movies but I admit that 28 Days/Weeks Later had "infected" instead of zombies. You freaking win.
I somehow don't understand that, coming from someone with a Rip van Winkle avatar...unless you haven't seen Hellsing Ultimate yet....belderiver said:
Probably, Phantom of the Opera, not because it's bad, but because everytime my dad sees it, he starts singing the songs, and it gets stuck in my head...then I start singing the songs...it's all just a downwards spiral from there.
Starship troopers 2 and 3, With time I'm sure that I will be able to convince myself those movies never existed.
The second X-Files movie, pure garbage. It was like a 2.5 hour shitty filler episode, so disappointing.
Star Trek, let it be known I never liked the original series , though TNG was fantastic. The movie just was ...ung, I dunno I didn't like it.
Indiana Jones 4, it was garbage, I walked out of the movie (it was in my living room but shut up) and I've NEVER walked out of a movie before that one. I hate this movie with a passion.
Star Trek, let it be known I never liked the original series , though TNG was fantastic. The movie just was ...ung, I dunno I didn't like it.
Indiana Jones 4, it was garbage, I walked out of the movie (it was in my living room but shut up) and I've NEVER walked out of a movie before that one. I hate this movie with a passion.
Well, I can only name a couple, but here goes:
Transformers 1 - Throughout my childhood, I mostly ignored the whole Transformers franchise, save for wathching a few cartoons here and there. Transformers was pretty cool, but not this. This was a torrent of trendy mediocrity, putting the robots in the background to provide explosions and special effects and introducing a bunch of uninteresting stock HUMAN characters center stage. It also gets special mention for containing one my most hated cliches of all time, the whole "reverse-engineered alien technology is the source of the modern era" bullcrap, provided here by Megatron's inert body. To even suggest such a thing speaks tremendous disrespect to thousands of hardworking American (or otherwise) scientists, engineers, and technicians who devoted their lives to the pursuit of knowledge. The Transformer's re-design was pretty lousy, too.
The Surrogates - Bruce Willis, you are DEAD to me! When I heard about this movie, and also heard that Bruce Willis would play as a cop hunting down some anti-robot hippy-terrorists, I eagerly went to see it, expecting some righteous en-masse hippy death. But alas! What I got was some completely baseless angst, one or two action scenes that do that terrible camera-shaking thing, and worst of all, the hippies win!
Huh, I thought I could come up with at least three. Ah well, usually when I go into a movie my brain shuts down, probably as a defense mechanism of some kind. As such, I could probably never be a movie critic.
Transformers 1 - Throughout my childhood, I mostly ignored the whole Transformers franchise, save for wathching a few cartoons here and there. Transformers was pretty cool, but not this. This was a torrent of trendy mediocrity, putting the robots in the background to provide explosions and special effects and introducing a bunch of uninteresting stock HUMAN characters center stage. It also gets special mention for containing one my most hated cliches of all time, the whole "reverse-engineered alien technology is the source of the modern era" bullcrap, provided here by Megatron's inert body. To even suggest such a thing speaks tremendous disrespect to thousands of hardworking American (or otherwise) scientists, engineers, and technicians who devoted their lives to the pursuit of knowledge. The Transformer's re-design was pretty lousy, too.
The Surrogates - Bruce Willis, you are DEAD to me! When I heard about this movie, and also heard that Bruce Willis would play as a cop hunting down some anti-robot hippy-terrorists, I eagerly went to see it, expecting some righteous en-masse hippy death. But alas! What I got was some completely baseless angst, one or two action scenes that do that terrible camera-shaking thing, and worst of all, the hippies win!
Huh, I thought I could come up with at least three. Ah well, usually when I go into a movie my brain shuts down, probably as a defense mechanism of some kind. As such, I could probably never be a movie critic.
Alright, it wasn't *that* bad, but the first was one of my favorite movies of all time, of all time and my expectations were set to high for the movie to attain; pretty much I expected something likable.imahobbit4062 said:
Mine is HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL.
I was 12. My siblings forced me to watch it. I wanted to soak my eyeballs in agent orange.
If I ever got a time machine, I'd go back in time to stop myself from watching those horrible excuses of movies.
Even if I royally Fuck up the timeline.
I was 12. My siblings forced me to watch it. I wanted to soak my eyeballs in agent orange.
If I ever got a time machine, I'd go back in time to stop myself from watching those horrible excuses of movies.
Even if I royally Fuck up the timeline.