Movies you wish you could unsee

[Ponch]

S. Darko.... I really thought for awhile someone had drugged me before I realized it was just that awful.

Damn, I really thought I'd be the first one. I swear, I don't even know how long that movie lasted.

 

[GreyWolf257]

Dance Movie. I wanted to kill somebody after seeing that god-awful abortion. I have never felt that I wasted my money as badly as when I saw that movie in the theater.

 

[Kumomaru]

Bridge to Terabithia. The ending made my eyes bleed.

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation and Starship Troopers: Marauder.

I'm one of those people who absolutely adored the "loose adapation" that was the 1997 movie, reveling in its ridiculous machismo, extremely loose grasp on science, silly plot and krass tits-n-gore exploitation (well, as much exploitation as was allowed in the 90's). It's just a whole ton of fun to watch.

The "sequels"? Not so much. SST2 brained itself somewhere and thought it would be a good idea to be "more like a horror movie" except failing to actually be anything of the kind. UGH.

haha suprisingly i JUST bought/saw the series, got em all for a total of 9 bucks at wal mart....highly regret buying the last two, the first one for being so cheesy, was awesome, as you stated, but the 2nd and 3rd...no. just no.


OT:

Avatar was forgettable and over-hyped, but not so bad I reached for the Brain Bleach. No, Troy wins that award for me. As a student of Greek myth, I went in apprehensive about the way they were removing some of the fantastical elements from the Iliad. But whatever, I gave it a shot. And it was terrible. I've never before or since considered walking out of a movie, but Troy got me to that point. I think it was written by someone without any understanding of the source material.

while i understand where your coming from on the accuracy of it all, how did you NOT enjoy it?!?!?! the fucking spear throws and some of the sword scenes were ridiculous in that movie! just as a movie, say to take away the actual history part of it, i think its entirely enjoyable, which is what i went into it as, i have yet to see any movie that accurately depicts a war or battle

 

[8bitmaster]

1 word TWILIGHT!!!! I was dragged to see it, and a friend had new moon on when I went. Luckily new moon was not at a theater, so I was finishing up mass effect and trying all my might not to watch, but seriously, both movies were freaking awful in my opinion.

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

28 Weeks Later. It was such an awful movie, and you spend most of the time wishing the two lead children would just get ripped apart by zombies*

*I am not a puritan of zombie movies but I admit that 28 Days/Weeks Later had "infected" instead of zombies. You freaking win.

That's your answer for the movie that was monumentally bad you wish you could unsee it?

I can't take people in this thread seriously anymore.

Alright, it wasn't *that* bad, but the first was one of my favorite movies of all time, of all time and my expectations were set to high for the movie to attain; pretty much I expected something likable.

oh come on! the second one had some awesome scenes! (while as a whole, the movie isn't THE BEST, yes, and some of the scenes were "uhh...?..") but the scene where he runs to the boat on the river, or when the heli takes out the whole piss ton of those zombies with the chopper blade, you can't tell me you weren't adrenaline pumped!

 

[ChipSandwich]

Epic Movie - Not funny
Doom - Facepalm.jpg
Any chick flick which my "bros" happen to like (eyeroll)

 

[Dr Pussymagnet]

Napoleon Dynamite. That is the worst movie I have ever seen.

What?!

How dare you sir...

 

[thePyro_13]

The Marine.

I didn't know movies could be that bad.

 

[RN7]

Any animated movie in the original japanese ever. Enough said.

 

[Warrior Irme]

28 Weeks Later. It was such an awful movie, and you spend most of the time wishing the two lead children would just get ripped apart by zombies*

*I am not a puritan of zombie movies but I admit that 28 Days/Weeks Later had "infected" instead of zombies. You freaking win.

You need to rewatch it with the "Visually impaired soundtrack" to go with it. Having a terrible zombie movie presented with a proper British man describing the goings on from the screen makes it a fantastic comedy.


C.H.U.D. would be my vote for the thing I wish I had never seen. Lord it was bad.

 

[DarkenedWolfEye]

Crank 2: High Voltage.
That movie was nothing but breasts, guns, people with breasts shooting guns, people with breasts getting shot, and utter stupidity.
It bordered on a pornographic movie for people with violence fetishes. Two hours of my life that I won't ever be able to get back.

 

[Zedzero]

High School Musical (No I was forced to watch it on a school trip to Ottawa, I still don't get why everyone liked it it's horrid!)

 

[Caligulove]

Crank 2: High Voltage.
That movie was nothing but breasts, guns, people with breasts shooting guns, people with breasts getting shot, and utter stupidity.
It bordered on a pornographic movie for people with violence fetishes. Two hours of my life that I won't ever be able to get back.

That movie is basically a throwback to the old exploitation/spectacle films of the 70's. Its BATSHIT INSANE, and it knows it.. oh my does it know it. It starts off with a man surviving a fall from a helicopter! And yes, I loved that movie. I thought it was hilarious

-Be Cool
Don't even look up what the movie is, just stay away no matter what.

-I Know Who Killed Me
Just because the whole plot is completely retarded. Even if you heard about this Lindsay Lohan stripper scene... theres nothing good in it

 

[Zedzero]

Crank 2: High Voltage.
That movie was nothing but breasts, guns, people with breasts shooting guns, people with breasts getting shot, and utter stupidity.
It bordered on a pornographic movie for people with violence fetishes. Two hours of my life that I won't ever be able to get back.

I never saw Crank 2 but I can tell you Crank has a great sense of humor is you get it. It's just one of the high octane films filed for men, and you can see that they get it and play off that humor.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Disaster Movie.

Few times I have come to the end credits to be so angry that I want to murder the films creators.

 

[King of the Sandbox]

The only movie I wish I could unsee is Hobgoblins.

I've never even seen the movie itself, just nearly every review and even the MST3K riff.

So much drivel.

 

[ethaninja]

Saw. Wtf was that about? I'll give you a quick overview on what Saw was about: "Oh god, help me" Splat. Repeat.

 

[Mischiviktus]

Anything made by Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer and Uwe Bell along with 90% of remakes (it's not the nostalgia button being pressed here, it's "We've run out of good ideas, so lets take an old one, and polish it, with crap").

Also, anyone who put down Trolls 2, guarantee ya never saw it, just know that it sucked and wish you didn't watch the 30 second OH MY GOOO-OOOD youtube clip (which does sum up the movie pretty well).