Movies you wish you could unsee

[Deef]

Bruno.
Although if I unsaw it I would be curious and would simply watch it again, traumatizing myslef all over again.
If you've seen the movie you'll know what I'm talking about.

 

[belderiver]

I somehow don't understand that, coming from someone with a Rip van Winkle avatar...unless you haven't seen Hellsing Ultimate yet...

Wow, I didn't even appreciate the irony of that.

I guess animated violence doesn't bother me? But watching the Nazi guy strangle the actress to death was just brutal.

How old are you? Like how many movies have you seen? Have you seen even one horror film? Any other Tarantino movie? Any action film? Any WWII movie? Any of the first three Indiana Jones? That was too much?

Not trying to be mean, but when I saw it, I was taken aback by how not violent it ended up being. I would have let any other complaint go, even if it was about the subtitles, but I never expected "too violent." I mean, you do play video games, right?

A lot of action movies, and most of Tarantino's other movies? I'm not sure what it was about IG that did it for me, but it was... something. Maybe that I was expected to be cheering these guys on as opposed to appreciating the awful-ness of it or something.

As for the age thing... I'm actually being able to tolerate violence in movies and stuff a lot less as I get older. Go figure, huh?

 

[Spamoo]

High School Musical 2... It was a long plane ride and my DS was out of power.

The horrors...

 

[Sprogus]

Napoleon Dynamite. That is the worst movie I have ever seen.

What?!

How dare you sir...

It was terrible. There was no point to that movie at all. It was just 2 hours of people not really doing anything.

 

[Kiriona]

I really have a strong disliking for A nightmare on Elm Street 2, 4, 5 and Freddy's Dead. Oh Freddy's Dead, how much I hate you. I mostly hate 4 because it replaced the main chick from three and I loved her. But I'm pretty Sure the good Freddy movies make up for those four shit asses. Hopefully the remake will be good, gotta love Jackie Earle Haley.

Oh and while talking about Freddy movies, Freddy vs. Jason was bad in a good way. I'm still disappointed they didn't make a sequel with Ash from Army of Darkness.

Sam Raimi has announced a fourth installment to the Evil Dead series. Ash fans, eat your hearts out.

As for movies I wish I could wipe from memory, TWILIGHT. Oh god, the HORROR. There's plenty of films I've shaken my head at, but this one takes the cake.

 

[Always_Remain]

I really have a strong disliking for A nightmare on Elm Street 2, 4, 5 and Freddy's Dead. Oh Freddy's Dead, how much I hate you. I mostly hate 4 because it replaced the main chick from three and I loved her. But I'm pretty Sure the good Freddy movies make up for those four shit asses. Hopefully the remake will be good, gotta love Jackie Earle Haley.

Oh and while talking about Freddy movies, Freddy vs. Jason was bad in a good way. I'm still disappointed they didn't make a sequel with Ash from Army of Darkness.

they did in surprisingly good comic-book form.

Sigh, I know. I was at Borders the other day and saw it all by it's lonesome and almost shouted "DO WANT!" but I had no money so I limped out of Borders, defeated. Sigh.

 

[Silent Eagle]

The hills have eyes 2. aweful.

 

[Scappo]

Beowulf...it's probably already been said, but yeah....Beowulf.....

 

[scrambledeggs]

Im surprised no-one has said saw 1-infinity.

those movies are disgusting and sadistic.

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

I really have a strong disliking for A nightmare on Elm Street 2, 4, 5 and Freddy's Dead. Oh Freddy's Dead, how much I hate you. I mostly hate 4 because it replaced the main chick from three and I loved her. But I'm pretty Sure the good Freddy movies make up for those four shit asses. Hopefully the remake will be good, gotta love Jackie Earle Haley.

Oh and while talking about Freddy movies, Freddy vs. Jason was bad in a good way. I'm still disappointed they didn't make a sequel with Ash from Army of Darkness.

they did in surprisingly good comic-book form.

Sigh, I know. I was at Borders the other day and saw it all by it's lonesome and almost shouted "DO WANT!" but I had no money so I limped out of Borders, defeated. Sigh.

SPOILER: jason gets shot in da face.

and ash thinks that they are deadites XD

 

[King of the Sandbox]

Bridge to Terabithia. The ending made my eyes bleed.

I know, right?

Spoiler: Just in case you have not seen it and do not want it spoiled, even though that is what the movie seems to do itself, don't click here.

The worst thing in that whole movie is how the girl is just suddenly up and dead one day.

It's like, "Welcome home from school, dear. Hang your coat up by the door. Oh, and your little friend drowned in the creek. Now go wash up for supper."

I was all, WTF? Uhm, so nice of you to just spring that on us, movie. It just felt like the writers were lazy.

It was the shock value of the original book.
Actually unexpected loss was, in my opinion, 1 of the main themes of the book and movie. For me, the abruptness of this was what made me like the movie. It's like in real life, there's rarely any build-up before 1 of your loved ones die out of the blue...

Yeah, but movies are escapism (badum-bum) to me and something that mundane was just kind of letting the air out of a balloon that was the narrative. It's usually very bad storytelling to not describe or at least show some insight into a plot point that pivotal to the story.

It felt like I had gone to the bathroom or snackbar, and came back only to be lost in the movie, without ever actually getting up.

 

[scrambledeggs]

Indiana Jones and the Nuked Refrigerator

nice avatar!!!!!11!121!2qw1!!

 

[demoman_chaos]

Tenacious D, PIck of Destiny and Team America.
I want to unsee them so I can see them for the first time again and ROFLMFAOWEJPPWBC (roll on floor laughing my freakin' ass off while eating Jell-O Pudding Pops With Bill Cosby).

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Every "movie" movie except for Scary 1. I also wish Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within had a different title like, The Spirits Within or...well anything but Final Fantasy.

 

[Jamieson 90]

phantasm 2, seriously if you have never heard of it then good, fuck knows if anyone knows what happened in that film seriously a dream sequence then a flash back of a flash back of a flash back, what the fuck was going on, I doubt even the writer and director knew.

 

[King of the Sandbox]

phantasm 2, seriously if you have never heard of it then good, fuck knows if anyone knows what happened in that film seriously a dream sequence then a flash back of a flash back of a flash back, what the fuck was going on, I doubt even the writer and director knew.

Haha, you think that's bad, keep watching the sequels. I bet you can guess how they all end just from watching the first two.

 

[JWW]

Alice in Wonderland. The only good part was the Cheshire Cat, but otherwise I am currently blocking it all out of my mind.

 

[Crimsonsniper]

Bridge to Terabithia. The ending made my eyes bleed.

If I remember my younger school days correctly, I recalled it as one of the worst and most unoriginal books ever written. For a story thats all about imagination, the author sure lacked some in writing it. Figure's that the movie sucked as well. However! My worst movie award has a permanent place of honor to "Funny Games", this has got to be the most god awful movie I have ever sat completely through. From the slowest and most boring story based on "physiological horror" it displays two sick annoying pricks you just want to die so its over with. Couple that with the fact that the movie pulls THE BIGGEST "fuck you!" gesture at the audience and you will be leaving pretty pissed off at this movie. To even believe a movie would pull the plot stunt this one did is beyond belief, espically for a mature, realistic theme. You need to see it to even understand, anyone who says their worst movie is Twilight hasn't sat through this!

PS: Worst movie I just couldn't sit through was Crank 2 (I didn't see the first Crank) it was just too wrong..... he sodomized a guy with a shotgun less than 10 minutes into the movie. I gave up after the gunfight at the stripbar where the woman starts to leak from the busted breast implants(There are just certain things a person should never see, this movie has quite a few of them). I would unsee this movie in a hearbeat.

 

[GrimTuesday]

Well there is twilight, my mom got it for some reason and me and my brothers were wondering if it was as bad as people say it is. Suffice to say I didn't even get through half an hour before the fucking lip chewing pissed me off to the point where I was forced to turn it off, and go read a dictionary in a futile attempt to regain the IQ points I had lost.

also never saw it but the trailers alone have driven me to vow vengeance on who ever decided it was a good idea to make Alvin and the Chipmunks the Squeakuel. Oh and as I always do on these types of threads I feel compelled to mention Mortal Kombat: Annihilation which although the original movie was campy and just kind of ridicules, Mortal Kombat: Annihilation lacked that charm and wit that the original had

 

[Mar451]

Any movie by Michael Bay or Uwe Boll