Movies you wish you could unsee

[REPLAY13]

pretty much anything made by the Wayans Bros.

 

[Marv21]

All right lets get started here!

DRAGON WARS: Omfg! That film deserves number 1 slot on the shittiest movies of all time, heres a small plot synopsis....kid is twentyish....kid has flashback to old man meeting him in a store and being with old man alone(Pedophila seemed logical)....has flashback in flashback to talk about the dragons that come every 300 or whenever the fuck they feel like it! Guy must combine w/ girl of whatever to do something and evil needs her to sacrifce her to dragon satan or whatever....dragons attack, military ineffective...guys riding raptor dragons....ummmmmm piercing rounds cannot penetrate the skin of a dragon(Hell even armour piercing rounds could fuck over transformers a bit and they come form another godamn planet for all we know have supermetals that can survive the vacuum of space and interstellar travel)...but I digress!
Girl eventually gets kidnapped...guy goes through portal or whatever because hes the champion of the world or whatever...girl get close to death, evil dragon comes...good dragon at last possible moment as a deus ex machina more or less because there is reference to him a few times but he doesn't do shit just sits with his hands on his ass while humanity is turned into a skidmark under the dragons paw. Good dragon wins Huraah! Now guy and girl are romanticlly entangled happy ending...the end!

Even my plot synopsis sucks, its hard to even describe the plot of this shitty movie.

Finally! Someone else who thought Dragon Wars was as bad as I did!
I actually laughed out loud in the theater some parts were so bad. Like remember the giant rocket launcher carrying hippo-frogs that owned the entire US military force? Or how about the giant doom castle that not only had no reason to be in the US in the first place, but begs the question why no one has found it all this time? Or even better, the ancient soldiers that come out of the cave and are attacked by M16 wielding soldiers, but hold up shields the size of small dinner plates and deflect every bullet.
I thin the worst thing though, is how good it looked. That movie looked like an epic battle between huge monsters with humans fighting along side. Instead we got a massive pile of bullshit and chips. And somebody already ate all the chips. And then shit them back onto the plate.

When I complained to my friends also seeing it they said "Magic"....I simply replied, if I took out an Uzi in Harry Potter when hes fighing Voldemort and ambushed Voldemort from behind peppering his backside with 15 bullets a seconds, voldemort would still be a dead son of a *****, magic or no! I mean hes like the 2nd most powerful wizard in Harry Potter and that Magic could do 100000x more....but Magic armour man...even magic armour has holes, like shrapel I guess could fly into the eye holes of between the chain mail and make em bleed or blind...or dead, of course supposing the armor can't be penetrated by ANYTHING...and if so, how were the armies defeated before? I doubt that ancient chinese soldiers with bronze swords and cloth armor could dent that armour when a high caliber bullet cannot....OP armour for sure!

 

[Snor]

Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation and Starship Troopers: Marauder.

I'm one of those people who absolutely adored the "loose adapation" that was the 1997 movie, reveling in its ridiculous machismo, extremely loose grasp on science, silly plot and krass tits-n-gore exploitation (well, as much exploitation as was allowed in the 90's). It's just a whole ton of fun to watch.

The "sequels"? Not so much. SST2 brained itself somewhere and thought it would be a good idea to be "more like a horror movie" except failing to actually be anything of the kind. UGH.

are you my lost twin? if feel the same thing. loved the first hated the second.. ignored whatever else exists

 

[Insideout Ink Demon]

Faces of Death.

Seriously, don't watch that movie

. My vote goes to Avatar for having a awful plot, characters, and message.

Don't let Furburt see that.

I cant make out his avatar, what film is it?

OT: Ang Lees Hulk, but Marvel is forgiven for their amazing reboot

 

[King of the Sandbox]

Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation and Starship Troopers: Marauder.

I'm one of those people who absolutely adored the "loose adapation" that was the 1997 movie, reveling in its ridiculous machismo, extremely loose grasp on science, silly plot and krass tits-n-gore exploitation (well, as much exploitation as was allowed in the 90's). It's just a whole ton of fun to watch.

The "sequels"? Not so much. SST2 brained itself somewhere and thought it would be a good idea to be "more like a horror movie" except failing to actually be anything of the kind. UGH.

are you my lost twin? if feel the same thing. loved the first hated the second.. ignored whatever else exists

The CGI animated series was pretty good.

 

[MetaKnight19]

Superman 3 and Superman 4:The Quest for Peace *shudders*

 

[Mafiastyle]

My friends had me come along to see this movie called Meet the Spartans and I can say I hated it. I personally didn't find any of it funny.;/

 

[Brad Shepard]

The My Bloody Valintine remake, the worse part is it was me and my girlfriend's first movie that we saw together, and shes still with me!

 

[reg42]

Drag me to hell. God damn that was the worst film I have ever seen in the cinema. People told me it was scary and it was really just jumping scenes then everything else was either coring or funny

I don't get why people like it so much. Sure, it's by the guy who did Evil Dead, but that doesn't count for much if the movie is shit.

OT: Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland. Dude, Tim. Dude. You killed my childhood man.

 

[Sonofadiddly]

Blindness. Where the FUCK did the point go?? Besides the part where none of that would have ever happened, any glimpse of potential was thrown out the window so that once again I could see women being exploited. As if I didn't already know that being a dick to people is bad. And the ending! The ending was "LOOK THERE WAS NO REASON FOR YOU TO EVEN WATCH THE MOVIE AT ALL AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" No lesson learned. Bad movie.

 

[Zealous]

Twilight. *shudders* "Nuff said...

 

[Trifixion]

Not really. Because if I forget I saw a particularly awful film, I might be foolish enough to decide to see it again at some point, since I wouldn't remember how bad it was.

That said, there are plenty of films that have made me want to claw out my own eyes to avoid seeing them while I was watching them. Manos: The Hands Of Fate, of course, comes to mind.

haha, did you watch it with Mystery Science Theatre 3000?

Yes, but I had the misfortune of seeing it without MST3K first...when I heard Joel and the bots were going to do it, my reaction was decidedly mixed at first:

One side of my brain: "Oh good! That movie deserves to be torn apart!"
Other side of my brain: "Yes, but that means you're going to have to watch it again!"

Their riffing, however, made the second viewing almost tolerable.

 

[wooty]

In recent memory it would be Kick Ass, Meet the Spartans & Tropic Thunder.

 

[Ekonk]

S. Darko.... I really thought for awhile someone had drugged me before I realized it was just that awful.

That's sad, Donnie Darko was awesome.

OT: Fight Club. So I could watch it again unspoiled.

 

[Flight]

Kite. Really, that movie was horrible (even if it had some nice art in it). Also, the first Hulk movie (haven't bothered seeing the new version) was awful.

 

[ShotgunSmoke]

None. Any horrible movie I've seen just adds to my cinema experience. I write reviews for every single movie I watch, therefore saving some poor bastard from watching a piece of crap.

 

[pearcinator]

Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation and Starship Troopers: Marauder.

I'm one of those people who absolutely adored the "loose adapation" that was the 1997 movie, reveling in its ridiculous machismo, extremely loose grasp on science, silly plot and krass tits-n-gore exploitation (well, as much exploitation as was allowed in the 90's). It's just a whole ton of fun to watch.

The "sequels"? Not so much. SST2 brained itself somewhere and thought it would be a good idea to be "more like a horror movie" except failing to actually be anything of the kind. UGH.

I also loved Starship Troopers 1 and I think ST2 is most probably in my top 5 worst movies ever list...I mean what happened to all the fun from #1? They turned it into some c-grade horror flick that just sucked by it just being another zombie movie. I havnt even seen #3 but I dont think I will cos I know that that would be shithouse too.

Other movies I thought that were absolutely shit are Titanic and Transformers 2. Titanic was the most predictable piece of garbage ever. It wouldve been ok as a 2 hr movie but it was just too long for a 3-hr movie.

Transformers 2...Michael Bay...'nuff said.