Movies you wish you could unsee

[Mistermixmaster]

Well, my list is probably gonna get me flamed/permabanned or something else that's bad...

Top Gun. I was expecting more dogfights, less romantic-bullshit with a plot you can see through like it is a freakin' window.

Spiderman 1 and 2. The first one was surviveable, but the second one... ugh. Never bothered with the third one because of the "quality" (if there is a such thing) of the series.

Titanic. "SHIT, JUST SINK ALLREADY!" was basicly my thoughts throughout this one... Being forced to watch that was bad (It is looooooong)...

Also wish I could unsee "Phone booth" so I could rewatch it without knowing the story! That is one awesome movie right there.

I might have forgotten a few though, but hey, that's nothing to be unhappy about, is it? =P

 

[vaderaider]

High School Musical (No I was forced to watch it on a school trip to Ottawa, I still don't get why everyone liked it it's horrid!)

I have been forced to watch that twice at school.

 

[Enigma6667]

I usually tend to avoid movies I know will suck (Except for the Twilight movies, which I watched for lulz) so I don't really have much in terms of choices. So for me it's two movies.

Gamer and North.

Gamer is possibly one of the worst action movies I've ever had the displeasure of watching, while North was insipid and stupid in almost every level, with possibly the worst jokes of all time. Probably worse than the jokes in Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans. They came in the form of god-awful puns and insensitive racial stereotyping.

 

[Zyxx]

In order that I think of them:

Get Rich or Die Tryin': I saw this my freshman year of college because my dormmates were going, and I thought I might try to step out of my comfort zone and be more sociable.
I never went anywhere with any of them again.
Utterly pointless movie.

Rollerball (the original): I saw this with a bunch of friends, and even our relentless mockery of it wasn't enough to save the experience. The titular sport was incredibly slow-paced and dull for an alleged ultraviolent blood sport for appeasing the masses, and nothing that occurred seemed to have any causal connection to anything else that occurred. Or maybe it only seemed that way because all of the actors mumbled and I couldn't understand a single line of the entire movie.

Reign of Fire: Mostly because it had the potential to be awesome but wasn't.

All Sci-Fi original movies are terrible, but I'm not sure I really want to unsee them because they have fueled some pretty amusing quips. The movie "Harpies", for instance, will forevermore be called "The Blundering Misadventures of the Dumbest Asshole Ever."

Also, in my (hopefully short-lived) service as a substitute teacher, I've been exposed to some genuine dross of children's movies. One was a horrendous little McDonald's based cartoon featuring undead chicken mcnuggets and Ronald's hideous dog (who was actually the who character I came at all close to liking.)
Another was the Spongebob Squarepants movie. Liquidized stupidity poured directly into my brain.

 

[Ninjamedic]

Robocop 3.............. Just, Just no.

 

[Comma-Kazie]

The Silent Hill movie . . . they basically chewed the mythology so carefully constructed by Konami and shat out a generic slasher "horror" film with a Pyramid Head wannabe.

 

[Tsunimo]

i think it was called 'District 49' or something... it was some weird french movie... definatly 'District' something...

 

[Caliostro]

Michael Bay's Transformers

As a man of science I felt I had to at least watch the entire first movie to make an educated comment... I wish I hadn't. I was expecting it to be entirely bad and a piece of crap but... It's actually WORSE than that.

The whole fucking movie looks like a 12 year older's homework assignment with an endless CGI budget. The script is appalling and nonsensical. The acting is dreadful. The CGI is actually well done, and the action scenes might have salvaged this as a "no brainer action movie", but sadly you can't really see anything because MICHAEL BAY IS SUCH A FUCKING TALENTLESS HACK that he doesn't even know how to do a fucking action scene properly. The camera looks like it's being held by someone with a particularly severe case of parkinson's and directed by someone with an even worse case of ADD. As if barely being able to see what's on screen during "shaky action scenes", there camera changes every fucking second. I swear, me and my cousins actually counted several times where there's a camera change per second. You can't even tell what the fuck you're looking at. Also every shot is a mega zoom in...

I swear the only thing that could potentially be worse than this would be Michael Bay directing a Stephanie Myer script... But then the world would just end so we wouldn't have to suffer through it.

 

[Darth Sea Bass]

Tropic thunder i brought it for like £5 watched it once and wanted my money back. The trailers for that film have a lot to answer for!

 

[ironmace2.0]

High school musical....Worst film ever even worse then Bruno.

It just sucked they couldent even sing very well.

 

[hazabaza1]

300.
Wishing that all I knew about it was 'THIS IS SPARTA' is the only thing I can do now.

 

[DividedUnity]

Drag me to hell. God damn that was the worst film I have ever seen in the cinema. People told me it was scary and it was really just jumping scenes then everything else was either coring or funny

That was the point of some of the scenes. C'mon you didn't have any fun at all with the movie?

But thats the point it wasnt supposed to be a comedy. I went there for a horror because it was apparently scary but a toothless gypsy throwing up into a girls mouth isnt scary its just wierd. YEah I did have fun but only because it was so easy for us to make fun of how bad it was

 

[Deadlock Radium]

Twilight.
We saw it at school as a part of a film-analysis, our class had the choice between the epicly awesome movie 'Gran Torino and that abomination they call a movie.
I was the only one who voted for Gran Torino, and we're 28 people in my class.

The worst thing? I had to write a review on two pages about why I thought the movie ws GOOD.
Then I thought "Fuck that." and wrote a review on two pages about why the movie was HORRIBLE. I got an A

 

[Video Gone]

Ghost Rider

Seriously.

Poor Sam Elliot got roped to do something he reeaaaally shouldn't have gotten roped into.

Not to mention Nick Cage couldn't act his way out of a beehive in the first place.

Which explains the ending of The Wicker Man in great detail.
HA. HA-HA. Ha. Haaaa.

The second and third Matrix movies.
I mean, uh, those... movies that didn't exist.
Which brings me to this comic.
[link]http://xkcd.com/566/[/link]
Comic's too big to post here.

 

[high_castle]

Avatar was forgettable and over-hyped, but not so bad I reached for the Brain Bleach. No, Troy wins that award for me. As a student of Greek myth, I went in apprehensive about the way they were removing some of the fantastical elements from the Iliad. But whatever, I gave it a shot. And it was terrible. I've never before or since considered walking out of a movie, but Troy got me to that point. I think it was written by someone without any understanding of the source material.

while i understand where your coming from on the accuracy of it all, how did you NOT enjoy it?!?!?! the fucking spear throws and some of the sword scenes were ridiculous in that movie! just as a movie, say to take away the actual history part of it, i think its entirely enjoyable, which is what i went into it as, i have yet to see any movie that accurately depicts a war or battle

For me, a movie has to be more than just spectacle. It goes hand-in-hand with why I disliked Avatar. The movie was pretty, but lacked substance. Same with Troy. They watered down the story so much that there was nothing at all tying those sword fights together. Great effects alone do not a great (or even good) film make. For that you need a good plot, three-dimensional characters, and some kind of emotional connection. Of course, Troy provided the last one. It filled me with an immense amount of hate, the likes of which no fictional creation has ever imbued me with before.

 

[notyouraveragejoe]

Drag me to hell. God damn that was the worst film I have ever seen in the cinema. People told me it was scary and it was really just jumping scenes then everything else was either coring or funny

Wha...But...but...why? How could you? No! *Mutters* That post doesn't exist. That post doesn't exist. That post doesn't exist.

I freaking LOVE Drag Me To Hell. I thought it was great. Same vein as the Evil Dead Trilogy. Plus I kinda have a crush on Alison Lohman.

Meet the spartans.

I was drunk! We thought it would be funny! Even through beer goggles, I could tell the movie was utter shit on screen.

This very much. Its just terrible. I too was drunk. Just...not drunk enough for it to be even remotely okay.

Also I have to say that I hated so damn much Epic Movie. I mean bits kinda made me laugh but the whole thing was just generally an affront to me. It really was horrible.

And Eragon. I loved the book. It was really good. But seriously...the movie sucked. It just kinda made me feel...bad.

 

[cuddly_tomato]

Eden Lake.

It was basically a snuff film masquerading as a horror.

 

[Vitor Goncalves]

500 days of summer. No, honestly! It was so excruciatingly bad and boring I couldn't even sleep through it.

 

[Bailos]

Cabin Fever and Havoc. Dear.Fucking. God.