Movies you wish you could unsee

[DominoSmith]

Doom-The 1st person angle was the best part

That reminded me of the game, so it was awesome![sub]hey! I like Lucario too![/sub]

The Happening. Absolutely godawful movie.

This. I wish that movie never Happened. Ha, see what I did there.

How about those damn Twilight movies?

felt it appropriate
I'm going with Freddy Got Fingered. God, I'm surprised I'm not in a mental hospital after watching some of the demented shit in that movie.
Honorable Mention:
X-Men Orgins-WHY?! What did Deadpool ever do to you writers?!
Son of the Mask: Way to make a shitty movie out of the best movie ever...

 

[standokan]

most feelgood and romantic comedy s, i friggin hate them, plus theyre super predicteble (romantic comedys got patterns) so when i whatch one its like i´ve already seen it

 

[Griff]

Star wars holiday special o god that was aweful

 

[thirdsonsaburo]

There are many. Twilight springs to mind (a friend and I were bored, we did it for the lulz, can't unsee, yada yada...) As does Last Chance Harvey, which was forced upon me for my mother's birthday. Do yourself a favor and forget I even mentioned about it. In fact, don't think about it. Slither is another one I want to unsee. Horror movies don't usually do it for me, especially ones that rely on being unrelentingly gross in order to accomplish anything.

Ironically, I have no regrets about having seen Uwe Boll's House of the Dead. To my sleep-deprived mind, it was comedy gold, and a perfect leadup to Rave to the Grave, which is quite possibly my favorite zombie movie ever.

 

[DarkenedWolfEye]

Crank 2: High Voltage.
That movie was nothing but breasts, guns, people with breasts shooting guns, people with breasts getting shot, and utter stupidity.
It bordered on a pornographic movie for people with violence fetishes. Two hours of my life that I won't ever be able to get back.

I never saw Crank 2 but I can tell you Crank has a great sense of humor is you get it. It's just one of the high octane films filed for men, and you can see that they get it and play off that humor.

I know, I saw the first Crank, and liked it. I don't know what they were thinking, spitting on it with a sequel like that.

 

[AMX58]

superbad god i was about to puke when i saw that movie

damn man thats all i had to say

 

[Zeromaeus]

Super Mario Brothers
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[rachel_who]

*Twilight
*Mamma Mia
*The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

 

[Kaitluuuh]

Nope I didn't see the first one, but I watched the sequel with a friend who loved Donnie Darko, even she was disappointed. lol

 

[Kaitluuuh]

S. Darko.... I really thought for awhile someone had drugged me before I realized it was just that awful.

Damn, I really thought I'd be the first one. I swear, I don't even know how long that movie lasted.

Tooooo loooooong lol

 

[General Ken8]

Pandorum
I had high hopes for it, but about forty-five minutes into it I realized that I didn't feel for any of the characters, and there were these two guys that I couldn't really tell apart and they were enemies and it was just a big mess altogether

 

[Sigel]

Twilight series-My niece and sister made me watch!! the horror, the horror...
Jeeper Creepers-holy f*ck, stupidest pile o shitte I have seen. Ex: Main Character(s) have just seen creepy guy, who had just tried to kill them with him truck earlier, drop a body shaped bag down a hole and drive off. Main character(s) watch him leave and procede to to down the fowl smelling bloody hole in the ground. "facepalm" Really? That is just the beginning.

 

[Comte de Frou Frou]

Any Scary Movie past 1 and stuff like Meet the Spartans and Epic Movie. I just hate spoofs

 

[SarahSyna]

Twilight. I had a great laugh because I was mocking it with a pal the whole way through, but I feel dirty for ever having seen it.

 

[AmayaOnnaOtaku]

S. Darko=Being a Donnie Darko fan I feel the makers of this cess poll owe me an apology
Hostel=The Definition of Gore Porn
The new Clash of the Titans movie

 

[Sarah Kerrigan]

The Killing Of A Ghost Hunter and The Call of Cathulu.

 

[D0WNT0WN]

You Dont Mess With The Zohan,
Son Of The Mask,
The Village

and....

Transformers 2: Revenge Of The Fallen.

 

[Rakkana]

Cirque du freak, its ruined the books for me.

 

[primitivescrewhead]

Drag me to hell. God damn that was the worst film I have ever seen in the cinema. People told me it was scary and it was really just jumping scenes then everything else was either coring or funny

It's a Sam Raimi horror movie, of course it is funny, it is supposed to be

 

[primitivescrewhead]

Starship Troopers 2
AVP
AVP:R
Terminator 3 and 4
Diary of the Dead
Day of the Dead (Remake)
Day of the Dead 2 Contagium