Movies you wish you could unsee

[HarmanSmith]

ANTICHRIST! FUCKING ANTICHRIST! OH, GOD, FUCKING ANTICHRIST! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT WATCH IT!
Absolute traumatic shit. Oh, god, just thinking about it brings back the horror.
Explanation: Antichrist tries to be "artsy", but just comes off as a bunch of disgusting images used for shock value, which it achieves.
Example: This crazy-ass ***** is screwing the Green Goblin and rams a two-by-for into his scrotum. She then proceeds to jerk him off while he's unconscious and screws a big fucking weight into his calf Misery-style so he can't get away.
Once again, DO NOT WATCH IT YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO UNSEE IT!

 

[Klumpfot]

ANTICHRIST! FUCKING ANTICHRIST! OH, GOD, FUCKING ANTICHRIST! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT WATCH IT!
Absolute traumatic shit. Oh, god, just thinking about it brings back the horror.
Explanation: Antichrist tries to be "artsy", but just comes off as a bunch of disgusting images used for shock value, which it achieves.
Example: This crazy-ass ***** is screwing the Green Goblin and rams a two-by-for into his scrotum. She then proceeds to jerk him off while he's unconscious and screws a big fucking weight into his calf Misery-style so he can't get away.
Once again, DO NOT WATCH IT YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO UNSEE IT!

This is a movie I like to defend. There is an art to making people as uncomfortable as this movie makes you. But yes, there are some scenes that will stay with you for quite some time. For me, it was the deer (plural) and the genital mutilation.
On the same note, I quite enjoyed Brüno. It is very much a movie to see at the movietorium, though; the audience reactions made the movie.

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

Any movie that was so bad you wish you could forget it. My vote goes to Avatar for having a awful plot, characters, and message.

If Avatar is the worst movie you have seen, you must have probably watched no more than eight movies in your lifetime or you're trying to come off as "hip" by holding an irrationally huge hatred for whatever is popular at this current moment in time.

Frankly, I envy you for never sitting through an actually bad movie if you think Avatar is the worst thing you have ever seen. If Avatar is terrible in your eyes, then I can only fathom what you would think about actual cinematic abortions such as The Black Cauldron, Howard the Duck, Pokemon The Movie 2000, Transformers 2, Space Jam, Kazaam, Tom and Jerry: The Movie, Antz, Clash of the Titans, etc.

he COULD be saying that avatar sucks, cause... it does.

i have never seen a more over praised film.

i mean, jesus christ, id pick uwe boll to cameron

i HATE his films.

except aliens, aliens was so good it makes think there is some conspiracy to trick into cameron directed.

and to fully explain it: uwe boll is an overexposed michael bay, who is a FAR worse director,
jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaames cameron on the other is michael bay hiding behind a thin layer peter jackson, who is second none/sam raimi at stretch.



but no one holds a candle to seltzer and friedberg, who make movies that have no right to exist.

 

[Sirch.Cajnos]

Clash of the Titans....jesus f**king christ that was a bad movie.

I saw it a couple of days ago, that steaming heap of crap cost me 13 euro's....

yeah, that was the movie that made me find out that the fascist american gov't raised the price from $8.25 to $10.

 

[lacktheknack]

Space Chimps.

SPACE CHIMPS.

SPACE CHIMPS!!

I... I don't even...

 

[Da Joz]

pink flamingoes

 

[ImSkeletor]

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If Avatar is the worst movie you have seen, you must have probably watched no more than eight movies in your lifetime or you're trying to come off as "hip" by holding an irrationally huge hatred for whatever is popular at this current moment in time.

Frankly, I envy you for never sitting through an actually bad movie if you think Avatar is the worst thing you have ever seen. If Avatar is terrible in your eyes, then I can only fathom what you would think about actual cinematic abortions such as The Black Cauldron, Howard the Duck, Pokemon The Movie 2000, Transformers 2, Space Jam, Kazaam, Tom and Jerry: The Movie, Antz, Clash of the Titans, etc.

Actually I am more of a movie buff then anyone I know. No, I am not trying to come off hip. Lastly I saw Clash of the Titans, Transformers 2, Pokemon 2000, And Antz but Avatar is still the worst movie I have seen.

 

[The Spectator]

Well the worst movie I've seen is Borat. Make me unsee it.

Bruno. I think the two are closely related. My friends and I, we couldn't even finish it; it was just a glorified celebration of porn. Ugh.

Yeah, I sensed that it was some kind of sequel-ish thing. Definitely not going to see it. Borat was also a pain to sit through. I wondered why everyone else liked it so much.

 

[maninahat]

The new Alice in Wonderland. Thank god it wasn't a long movie; it was the closest I had ever been to walking out of a picture.

 

[gragimor]

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yeah, that was the movie that made me find out that the fascist american gov't raised the price from $8.25 to $10.

The introduction of 3d gave them an excuse to raise the price with around 3 euro's (about $4), and you dont even get to keep the glasses =(

 

[Necator15]

Any of the Saw movies (I think I've only seen the first two, but they were horrid.)

 

[kurupt87]

Twilight. Didn't clock that it was the over hyped girly vampie love film. I was bored and tired, saw "vampire" in the film description, and rented it. Bad move.
Also, Knowing with Nicholas Cage. Terrible terrible film.

 

[Ponch]

Rented a movie called "CTHULU", so you'd imagine it would be about Cthulu. Turns out the director wanted to focus on the homosexuality of the protagonist more than the actual Cthulu mythos. Oh, there are Lovecraftian themes, as it is based(loosely) on The Shadow Over Innsmouth, but... nothing like two dudes in a steamy shower scene and flashbacks of masturbating teen boys to make you wanna snap the disk and jam both halves into your eyes.

 

[Zydrate]

Toxic Avenger, anyone? All of them.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Any movie that was so bad you wish you could forget it. My vote goes to Avatar for having a awful plot, characters, and message.

If Avatar is the worst movie you have seen, you must have probably watched no more than eight movies in your lifetime or you're trying to come off as "hip" by holding an irrationally huge hatred for whatever is popular at this current moment in time.

Frankly, I envy you for never sitting through an actually bad movie if you think Avatar is the worst thing you have ever seen. If Avatar is terrible in your eyes, then I can only fathom what you would think about actual cinematic abortions such as The Black Cauldron, Howard the Duck, Pokemon The Movie 2000, Transformers 2, Space Jam, Kazaam, Tom and Jerry: The Movie, Antz, Clash of the Titans, etc.

The central plot point of Pokemon was a pun.

A PUN.

 

[Mydnyght]

Knowing with Nicholas Cage. Terrible terrible film.

Speaking of Nicolas Cage movies, City of Angels.
My mother said that movie was stupid.
Moral of the story: Don't watch a movie just because it features a song you heard on the radio.

 

[JEBWrench]

City of Angels.
My mother said that movie was stupid.
Moral of the story: Don't watch a movie just because it features a song you heard on the radio.

Wings of Desire was a brilliant film. City of Angels? Notsomuch. Lousy Hollywood makeover.

Aaaaanyways, this question's easy. Burn Eyes After Watching. I mean Burn After Reading.

 

[Aptspire]

Twilight. Didn't clock that it was the over hyped girly vampie love film. I was bored and tired, saw "vampire" in the film description, and rented it. Bad move.
Also, Knowing with Nicholas Cage. Terrible terrible film.

For Twilight, this is my prerogative: I haven't seen it...but should someone, as a bad joke, shows it to me, I will get up, pick up the DVD, break it into small pieces, place those pieces as an improvised American fist and punch said pieces in the p****/v***** of whoever tried to pull that off...
as for Knowing, the first part of the movie was decent, imo. Protagonist goes and discovers premonitions that announce the end of the world. As soon as he says "so what can we do about it", however, the whole thing seems to become a huge 'Jeohvah's witness' message (only the chosen few are saved, Atheist dad gets left behind, etc.)
And Ghost rider. Only power of the protagonist is part of my /disgusting thread/...nuff said D:

 

[Cosplay Horatio]

U-Turn....my brother and my friend had to go watch Rocketman the next day to wash the horribleness from our minds that was U-Turn.

Anaconda and its sequels - This was the first movie I saw when AMC 20 was brand new at my local mall. It has haunted me and it's sequels continue to do so by hypnotizing me to see them even if they're completely horrible.

Training Day - The movie that made me stop watching denzel washington movies forever.