Movies you wish you could unsee

[kurupt87]

For Twilight, this is my prerogative: I haven't seen it...but should someone, as a bad joke, shows it to me, I will get up, pick up the DVD, break it into small pieces, place those pieces as an improvised American fist and punch said pieces in the p****/v***** of whoever tried to pull that off...
as for Knowing, the first part of the movie was decent, imo. Protagonist goes and discovers premonitions that announce the end of the world. As soon as he says "so what can we do about it", however, the whole thing seems to become a huge 'Jeohvah's witness' message (only the chosen few are saved, Atheist dad gets left behind, etc.)
And Ghost rider. Only power of the protagonist is part of my /disgusting thread/...nuff said D:

Yeah, the start of Knowing is decent, but it takes the most impressive nose dive in quality I've ever seen. I could see it coming as well, but rejected it thinking, "Nahh, they won't do it." Unfortunately, they did.
I enjoyed Ghost Rider; I'm of the opinion that the film was taking the piss out of itself too, in which case it's funny. If it was meant to be serious though, then epic fail doesn't begin to describe it.

 

[Space Cowgirl]

War of the Worlds- The one with Dakota Fanning in it. I'd like the time I could've been in bed getting better back, dad. Thanks.

50 First Dates I had to watch it to the point where I think I hate Adam Sandler, ie more then once.]

There was another movie I was gonna mention but I forget what the title is.

Edit: I remember the title of that missing movie now:
Paranormal Activity I think I owe my dad an apology for making him see that movie with me.

 

[War Pony]

The star wars prequels
and can't think of anything else right now...

I slog through seven pages of responses to see no one's ninja'd what I planned on posting to find THIS. D: ....But I agree wholeheartedly. I wish I could unsee the Star Wars prequels as well, though not as much as I wish I could unsee Pocket Ninjas and Titanic: The Legend Goes On.

Titanic: The Legend Goes on was absolutely TASTELESS, and I'm not even going to get into the rapping dog (yes, on the TITANIC) and how certain scenes were blatantly reused (how many times did that mouse-boy pull those toys out of that sack?) and the racist lazy, Mexican mariachi mice.

Pocket Ninjas, however, is an absolutely terrible movie. I could keep going on about this, but frankly, this is what I get for taking a dare. It is on IMDb's bottom 100. It ties for last (first?) place with six other movies with a rating for 1.4. The only good thing that came out of this movie wasn't in the movie itself; it was that I realized I have seen something that cannot easily be trumped for absolute dreck. Night Train to Mundo Fine seems to disagree with me, though.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Fight Club.
One of my favorites ever, wish I could see it again as something new.

 

[Icehearted]

Ultraviolet. Far and away the worst thing ever made, doubly so when you consider that they same guy made Equilibrium, one of the coolest sci-fi action/dramas ever.

 

[AntiAntagonist]

4th Indiana Jones... hands down worst film I've ever seen considering the hope going in. I've seen better plot, pacing and characters from students.

 

[Raiha]

mysterious skin.....i don't want to talk about it.

 

[kurupt87]

Edit: I remember the title of that missing movie now:
Paranormal Activity I think I owe my dad an apology for making him see that movie with me.

Awww, you sod. I had forgotten I'd seen it! Blair Witch Project too. God, how I hate "real" cinema...

Edit: Reading this thread is depressing and funny (exasperated) at the same time, reminding me of all the bad films I've seen. I need to go and watch Snatch to cheer myself up...

 

[gamepopper101]

Not really any movies I would entirely unsee, but the film I would most would be...Rollerball.

Great fictional sport featured, and the action in those scenes are great, the plot is stupid, the acting is sub-par and the music and ending are awful!

 

[Gurk]

Vampire Sucks. The humour was very forced.

 

[AvsJoe]

As much as I want to give a funny or honest response to this question; there isn't a single movie that I wish I could unsee. I'm glad to have watched even the monstrously terrible ones like Ghost Lake, Return of the Boogeyman, Shepherd, The Off-Season, or Snakes on a Train. After all, if you only watched great films, you would lose perspective very quickly and begin to hate the good ones.

 

[Acton Hank]

Battlefield Earth. I think I'm the only person to have sat through the whole thing who's not a scientologist. And I really don't know how or why I did it.

Correction, WE'RE the only two people to have sat through it that aren't scientologists and God bless you for staying the normal sane person you were before.

My vote goes to Disaster Movie: rented it on a dare; NEVER AGAIN!!!!!

 

[Nemesha]

That's quite a list to be honest... From the top of my head:
Twilight
Ali g
Teeth
Once upon a time in the west
Evertything starring Steven seagal&jeam Claude van Damme& Renee zellwagger
There will be blood
Ninja assassin
Epic movie
Scary movie 4
Dragonball
...
..

 

[Autumnflame]

watchmen for me. only movie i have wanted to walk out of.

 

[warprincenataku]

Caligula...

 

[SwagLordYoloson]

Star wars 1-3