Movies you wish you could unsee
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You, sir, win the internetz.Caliostro said:
I pray to God that we never see the day Michael Bay and Stephanie Meyer team up. The pain it would inflict would be endless.
I saw parts of Twilight and New Moon.
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Agreed. And one that I would put except for the fact that it lead to a hilariously fun evening (due to alcohol and jokes): Dragonball Evolution. A disgrace to Dragonball and really just films in general. But really makes me and my friend laugh plus we make a hell of a lot of jokes about it.Vitor Goncalves said:
No movie is bad enough for me to wand to rid my memory of it. Lesbian Vampire Killers, Manos: The Hands of Fate, Dark Harvest 2: The Maize, Plan 9 From Outer Space, I fucking LOVE bad movies, and have obviously seen far worse than anybody whose message I've read. Everyone who thinks their pick was the 'worst ever' should watch Kung Fu Zombie, the re-evaluate their post (if they can actually survive viewing the film).
Fair pick, it's pretty harsh for someone who's not used to violence, even if most of it was fake. Don't know why someone would sit through it if they weren't specifically searching for it though.Julianking93 said:
The Happening was fucking terrible, but I did get some truly memorable quotes from it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Rq-7zEVuwI&feature=related
Transformers 2 was awful as well, but the friends I went with thought it was great. I have spent more than half a year trying to open their eyes. Damn people and their ability to voice opinions different from mine!
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Transformers 2 was awful as well, but the friends I went with thought it was great. I have spent more than half a year trying to open their eyes. Damn people and their ability to voice opinions different from mine!
The Dreamers the unrated edition that thing is sooooo f'd up in the head !! I wish nobody would ever watch it. also Twilight & Saw; I hate movies that make me go whats the f'n point !
Bio-Dome. Easily the worst movie ever. I forgot about it until the Nostalgia Critic reviewed it recently and it all came flooding back.
Terminator Salvation.
Just an incredibly below average post-apocalypse sci-fi movie with "Terminator" stamped on it, had very little relation to the T1 and T2.
The Day the Earth Stood Still (Remake).
Absolutely nothing happens for 100 mins, and Keanu Reeves character suddenly decides that humanity is worth saving cos he sees a child crying about his dead dad, WTF
The Da Vinci Code.
Simply the worst film I've ever seen. 2 hours or so of dull, pretentious b*****ks
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Crystal Skull.
Just watch the South Park episode "The China Problem" and you'll understand everything that was wrong with that film
Just an incredibly below average post-apocalypse sci-fi movie with "Terminator" stamped on it, had very little relation to the T1 and T2.
The Day the Earth Stood Still (Remake).
Absolutely nothing happens for 100 mins, and Keanu Reeves character suddenly decides that humanity is worth saving cos he sees a child crying about his dead dad, WTF
The Da Vinci Code.
Simply the worst film I've ever seen. 2 hours or so of dull, pretentious b*****ks
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Crystal Skull.
Just watch the South Park episode "The China Problem" and you'll understand everything that was wrong with that film
Transformers 2-Good god
Twilight-My reason is that Twilight is more of a disgrace to chick flicks genre rather than vampires.
Lady is the Water-Zzzzzzzzzz
Doom-The 1st person angle was the best part
John Tucker must Die-Augh
Napoleon Dynamite-MTV films made a movie for the MTV audience, and it shows.
Battlefield Earth-No comment
Twilight-My reason is that Twilight is more of a disgrace to chick flicks genre rather than vampires.
Lady is the Water-Zzzzzzzzzz
Doom-The 1st person angle was the best part
John Tucker must Die-Augh
Napoleon Dynamite-MTV films made a movie for the MTV audience, and it shows.
Battlefield Earth-No comment
this a thousand times over, 9 minutes really? considering how pants on head retarded these aliens are and how underwhelming their tech is and considering they would have invaded near the end of this millennium i'd say we would have soundly thrashed them.Lolth17 said:
stupid acting and plot idiocy aside the worst thing about this film is probably the god damn camera angles, side ways camera angles are kinda cool for a couple of dramatic frames maybe but when every shot is at a angle then it just makes you nauseous.
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Took the words out of my mouth.ImSkeletor said:
I can't describe my hatred towards Avatar. >.>
I didn't see anything good about it besides the graphics and it will most likely be outdated in a few years.
As well as that, I will also say Meet the Spartans. *shudder*
Alright, it goes like this:gmaverick019 said:
Alright, the opening scenes were actually pretty great. The one problem was that a small child attracted all the zombies and ended up leading to the deaths of 5+ people. The Father gets away in the boat after tragically losing his wife and having to leave behind everything stable and secure about his life. Strike one against children: because of an idiotic five year old that just happened to make Darwin turn in his grave, several people died. And the rest of the movie wouldn't have happened without him if you think deeply.
The Father then meets his children in the Isle of Dogs (I think, I am a dumb American so I am not sure) and everything is good. They are perfectly happy and safe, with no zombies around to hurt them. Then the two kids turn out to be just as stupid as the first, as they sneak past the military and go into the zombie infested areas. Strike two against children in general: don't fucking leave the safe zone. They find their mother, who avoided both getting torn apart by zombies and being infected because of something with her eyes This is fine until a bit later in the movie.
When they get back, they act like a couple of little pricks and basically disowning their father for lying about their mother. Alright strike three: Their father was the best character in the movie (this is debatable when the sniper comes into play) since he actually shows something deeper than the typical shitty horror motivation. Do you go up against unbeatable odds to save your wife or do you escape to care for your children?
Anyway, the father tries to make up with his wife and desperately pull his family back together. He then becomes a zombie because the virus is still alive (I can still suspend my disbelief until just a bit later) and then the tragic hero gets blood sacrificed to being the main villian, dying with the last words from his mentally challenged children being basically "I hate you".
Meanwhile, a military scientist finds out about the eye thing that prevents infection, and decides that the children are the key to curing the outbreak. Okay first, it is a genetic physical disorder, their isn't any chemical to recreate in their blood, it is a hereditary issue with their eyes. And second, why the fuck would they need this if it weren't for the children rereleasing the virus in the first place?
So then the safe zone gets overrun, with nearly all of the inhabitants getting killed. The kids get away after heroically shooting their father to death and leaving behind multiple other survivors. The zombies reach Paris thanks to the kids*, and the theater going public goes wild.
By the way (another dumb american question) were the zombies supposed to have gotten to Paris through the Chunnel, or just appeared there randomly?*
The Father then meets his children in the Isle of Dogs (I think, I am a dumb American so I am not sure) and everything is good. They are perfectly happy and safe, with no zombies around to hurt them. Then the two kids turn out to be just as stupid as the first, as they sneak past the military and go into the zombie infested areas. Strike two against children in general: don't fucking leave the safe zone. They find their mother, who avoided both getting torn apart by zombies and being infected because of something with her eyes This is fine until a bit later in the movie.
When they get back, they act like a couple of little pricks and basically disowning their father for lying about their mother. Alright strike three: Their father was the best character in the movie (this is debatable when the sniper comes into play) since he actually shows something deeper than the typical shitty horror motivation. Do you go up against unbeatable odds to save your wife or do you escape to care for your children?
Anyway, the father tries to make up with his wife and desperately pull his family back together. He then becomes a zombie because the virus is still alive (I can still suspend my disbelief until just a bit later) and then the tragic hero gets blood sacrificed to being the main villian, dying with the last words from his mentally challenged children being basically "I hate you".
Meanwhile, a military scientist finds out about the eye thing that prevents infection, and decides that the children are the key to curing the outbreak. Okay first, it is a genetic physical disorder, their isn't any chemical to recreate in their blood, it is a hereditary issue with their eyes. And second, why the fuck would they need this if it weren't for the children rereleasing the virus in the first place?
So then the safe zone gets overrun, with nearly all of the inhabitants getting killed. The kids get away after heroically shooting their father to death and leaving behind multiple other survivors. The zombies reach Paris thanks to the kids*, and the theater going public goes wild.
By the way (another dumb american question) were the zombies supposed to have gotten to Paris through the Chunnel, or just appeared there randomly?*