The new Alice in Wonderland.
Seriously.
Remove that movie from my brain and I will bloody pay you.
Seriously.
Remove that movie from my brain and I will bloody pay you.
Movies you wish you could unsee
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Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Chrystal Skull. It was horrid. Why? At one point, Indy's on a nuclear testing site during a countdown. He climbs in a fridge, which protects him from the blast and tosses him miles away. He then climbs out of the fridge mildly shaken and adjusts his hat. I'm not kidding. Don't see this movie. Also, everything is CGI. The first thing you see in the movie is a CGI gopher. It has no reason to be there whatsoever, but it's there. They just completely went over the top with it. Also, Lucas first wanted to call it: Indiana Jones and the saucer people. The man has clearly become insane.
Batman & Robin. I think they made that movie bad on purpose. As a joke.
Spiderman 3, of course.
Another one I've recently seen that was arse-clenchingly terrible was Elizabeth: The Golden Age. I liked the first Elizabeth, even though it wasn't all that historically accurate (for purposes of storytelling, they took some liberties) but the essentials were there. But the second one just took the piss. That Armada scene was quite simply the worst thing they could do with this movie. It was the most realistic worst case scenario and they went and did it. It was like they wanted to reach people with a mild interest in history, you know, but also the gelatinous creatures who watch Transformers.
Also, movies mentioned here that I will never ever watch: Twilight, Avatar, and Transformers 2. Seriously, no.
Batman & Robin. I think they made that movie bad on purpose. As a joke.
Spiderman 3, of course.
Another one I've recently seen that was arse-clenchingly terrible was Elizabeth: The Golden Age. I liked the first Elizabeth, even though it wasn't all that historically accurate (for purposes of storytelling, they took some liberties) but the essentials were there. But the second one just took the piss. That Armada scene was quite simply the worst thing they could do with this movie. It was the most realistic worst case scenario and they went and did it. It was like they wanted to reach people with a mild interest in history, you know, but also the gelatinous creatures who watch Transformers.
Also, movies mentioned here that I will never ever watch: Twilight, Avatar, and Transformers 2. Seriously, no.
Twilight. My ex-girlfriend made me see it when it was in theaters. That is actually one of the reasons why I left her. That and she cheated on me.
All three of the Resident Evil movies basically resembled an angry Dutchman flinging ten thousand tons of cat shit at me and shoving a 40 foot silicon penis in my ear and viciously humping me until I succumbed to the horror.
All three of the Resident Evil movies basically resembled an angry Dutchman flinging ten thousand tons of cat shit at me and shoving a 40 foot silicon penis in my ear and viciously humping me until I succumbed to the horror.
This. I wish that movie never Happened. Ha, see what I did there.BehattedWanderer said:
How about those damn Twilight movies?
That is about the funniest thing I've read in quite a while, you win.GrimTuesday said:
OT: For me it would have to be Transformers, I tried, I really did. I was about to go do something else after the first 45 minuets of boring bullshit and then stuff started blowing up so I finished watching it. I still refuse to watch the second one.
the remake of bewitched i saw it with my GF at the time i counted the people that left in short there was only 132 or so leaveing when it was done
No, he didn't. He made this thread to discuss "Movies you wish you could unsee". In his opinion, the worst movie he'd seen was Avatar, therefore he would wish to 'unsee' Avatar. See the difference?ProfessorLayton said:
OT: Valentine's Day. You don't understand the circumstances, it was just as bad as I assume all Romance / Comedies are. Not to my taste, but I'm sure if you like that stuff then you'd enjoy it.
Time Burton's Alice in Wonderland, God that was bad. I rolled my eye's so many times I'm surprised they didn't fall out.
Spider Island, possibly the worst movie in the history of movies. Thought I would watch it for a joke but there is nothing funny about seeing a movie THAT bad.
Indiana Jones and The Crystal Skull, didn't expect this to be a giant piece of shit even though I found the fridge scene hilarious.
Spider Island, possibly the worst movie in the history of movies. Thought I would watch it for a joke but there is nothing funny about seeing a movie THAT bad.
Indiana Jones and The Crystal Skull, didn't expect this to be a giant piece of shit even though I found the fridge scene hilarious.
Running with scissors. I woulda have fallen asleep, but the fact that the movie sucked so much pissed me of enough to keep me awake. It's a good thing I didn't have to pay for it, otherwise I eould have yelled at everyone.
Also I agree with everyone else about The Happening... worst. movie. ever. What made me hate it was the fact that it looked decent in the trailers, but once you watched it you realized that all they did was paint shit green and sell it to you as grass.
Also I agree with everyone else about The Happening... worst. movie. ever. What made me hate it was the fact that it looked decent in the trailers, but once you watched it you realized that all they did was paint shit green and sell it to you as grass.
All right lets get started here!
Transformers 2: Because the writing was shitty and it felt out of place and was driven by plot holes
Bridge to Terabithia: Read the book in 5th grade, was alright, went into it thinking it was going to be a disney abomiantion to turn out it was actually a very good adaptation. I admit that movie made me bawl my eyes out afterwards and for that reason, I wish I could unsee.
Epic Movie: Just ass! At least Scary Movie 1,2,3 were semi-decent
Pirates of the Carribean 3: Shitty movie, too many double crosses that I can't keep out!
Jackass 2: because that film was soo damn good in grossing you out, I nearly vommited with the horse seamen.
DRAGON WARS: Omfg! That film deserves number 1 slot on the shittiest movies of all time, heres a small plot synopsis....kid is twentyish....kid has flashback to old man meeting him in a store and being with old man alone(Pedophila seemed logical)....has flashback in flashback to talk about the dragons that come every 300 or whenever the fuck they feel like it! Guy must combine w/ girl of whatever to do something and evil needs her to sacrifce her to dragon satan or whatever....dragons attack, military ineffective...guys riding raptor dragons....ummmmmm piercing rounds cannot penetrate the skin of a dragon(Hell even armour piercing rounds could fuck over transformers a bit and they come form another godamn planet for all we know have supermetals that can survive the vacuum of space and interstellar travel)...but I digress!
Girl eventually gets kidnapped...guy goes through portal or whatever because hes the champion of the world or whatever...girl get close to death, evil dragon comes...good dragon at last possible moment as a deus ex machina more or less because there is reference to him a few times but he doesn't do shit just sits with his hands on his ass while humanity is turned into a skidmark under the dragons paw. Good dragon wins Huraah! Now guy and girl are romanticlly entangled happy ending...the end!
Even my plot synopsis sucks, its hard to even describe the plot of this shitty movie.
Transformers 2: Because the writing was shitty and it felt out of place and was driven by plot holes
Bridge to Terabithia: Read the book in 5th grade, was alright, went into it thinking it was going to be a disney abomiantion to turn out it was actually a very good adaptation. I admit that movie made me bawl my eyes out afterwards and for that reason, I wish I could unsee.
Epic Movie: Just ass! At least Scary Movie 1,2,3 were semi-decent
Pirates of the Carribean 3: Shitty movie, too many double crosses that I can't keep out!
Jackass 2: because that film was soo damn good in grossing you out, I nearly vommited with the horse seamen.
DRAGON WARS: Omfg! That film deserves number 1 slot on the shittiest movies of all time, heres a small plot synopsis....kid is twentyish....kid has flashback to old man meeting him in a store and being with old man alone(Pedophila seemed logical)....has flashback in flashback to talk about the dragons that come every 300 or whenever the fuck they feel like it! Guy must combine w/ girl of whatever to do something and evil needs her to sacrifce her to dragon satan or whatever....dragons attack, military ineffective...guys riding raptor dragons....ummmmmm piercing rounds cannot penetrate the skin of a dragon(Hell even armour piercing rounds could fuck over transformers a bit and they come form another godamn planet for all we know have supermetals that can survive the vacuum of space and interstellar travel)...but I digress!
Girl eventually gets kidnapped...guy goes through portal or whatever because hes the champion of the world or whatever...girl get close to death, evil dragon comes...good dragon at last possible moment as a deus ex machina more or less because there is reference to him a few times but he doesn't do shit just sits with his hands on his ass while humanity is turned into a skidmark under the dragons paw. Good dragon wins Huraah! Now guy and girl are romanticlly entangled happy ending...the end!
Even my plot synopsis sucks, its hard to even describe the plot of this shitty movie.
Holy crap...you saw the whole thing? That's like reading the unedited version of The Eye of Argon. Kudos, Stranger.Trifixion said:
On-topic: my vote goes to Eragon, not just becuase of the lousy cinematography, wooden acting, and the atrocious screenplay, but because Fox somehow managed to take a crappy fantasy novel and scientifically remove every single semblance of a saving grace from it. They literally had to try to make something that awful.
I wanna say "Escape from New York" but that was so bad it was funny...
I'm going with Transformers 2 - Revenge of the baysplosions
I'm going with Transformers 2 - Revenge of the baysplosions
Finally! Someone else who thought Dragon Wars was as bad as I did!Marv21 said:
I actually laughed out loud in the theater some parts were so bad. Like remember the giant rocket launcher carrying hippo-frogs that owned the entire US military force? Or how about the giant doom castle that not only had no reason to be in the US in the first place, but begs the question why no one has found it all this time? Or even better, the ancient soldiers that come out of the cave and are attacked by M16 wielding soldiers, but hold up shields the size of small dinner plates and deflect every bullet.
I thin the worst thing though, is how good it looked. That movie looked like an epic battle between huge monsters with humans fighting along side. Instead we got a massive pile of bullshit and chips. And somebody already ate all the chips. And then shit them back onto the plate.
