Must resist.... stupidity impulse...

[Drakane]

After a few days of playing one of the GTA's I was walking into the mall that had 2 running cop cars sitting in front of the building w/ no one around.... i really wanted to steal one, or at least like take it a different entrance more as a... that will learn yea fuckers.

 

[faspxina]

I was crossing the street with this teenage kid in front of me, who had a weird hop-while-I-walk style of walking, and suddenly I felt the urge to mimic him as I followed him.

Wish I did...

xD

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

I usually want to jump off stuff but hold back. Just 2 days ago in the middle of an english exam i wanted to run out of the place and do some parkour. Another time i was in the courtyard at school and (after playing red dead redemption for a few days before) I saw a seagull flying above me and (I shit you not) reached for my non-existant revolver.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

I did once consider, while at a party, just walking across the dance floor and snogging some random girl.

That would have pretty much been the stupidest I'd ever done, so I'm glad I didn't go through with it.

 

[faspxina]

Jumping off cliffs.

You know the feeling where you're standing on the edge of a cliff and you get the urge to jump. Well, in the Summer at Cyprus Lake, I jump. Without testing the depth below beforehand. I could die, and I still jump.

The stupidity impulse that I resist is my sarcasm. Whenever someone says anything, I instantly come up with a sarcastic response that I often have a hard time holding back.

This.
Really, happens a lot.

What, jumping off cliffs or sarcasm?

You guys feel a urge to jump when your in high places? What the hell! xD

 

[Caligulove]

It's probably the most wasteful, privileged thing I could do- but I have always wanted to have a food fight. The idea of it has always just sounded fun, but the guilt afterward, feeling like such a dick for wasting so much perfectly good food is not worth the experience..

Maybe if the world was ending..

 

[Professor James]

I have two recurring impulses. The First one is when a cop walks by me, I feel a temptation to make a grab for his gun. The second one is when I'm in a car I feel like throwing my ipod or cell phone out the window.

 

[Dango]

It's probably the most wasteful, privileged thing I could do- but I have always wanted to have a food fight. The idea of it has always just sounded fun, but the guilt afterward, feeling like such a dick for wasting so much perfectly good food is not worth the experience..

Maybe if the world was ending..

I've been in a food fight. It was not fun. At all.

 

[Scrubiii]

So many things. I get an urge to jump from high places all the time, I jumped off a three meter wall once. I rolled at the bottom so I wasn't seriously injured but my back was pretty fucked for a few days after. I always want to steal things, most of the time it isn't even stuff I want, I just want to know if I could get away with it. I tried to juggle with knives once, which ended up with me slicing my hand open and almost spearing my foot.

 

[Just Pman]

If you'd let a train ride over your fingers, how would it feel?

Um...I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say it would FUCKING HURT.

But maybe it would feel really awesome, do you know anyone who has ever tried? I'm kind of tempted to do so right now. Just to see if it would hurt right away or something.


[edit] Yes, it hurts. Very bad.

 

[Tharwen]

A couple of nights ago I was very close to cutting myself. It was partly because I was feeling really bad, and partly out of curiosity.

Anyway, now I feel really stupid for even considering it.

Curiosity on that one's surprisingly powerful. Almost done so myself once or twice.

*reads name* Dammit! Why do I always ending up quoting you?

You can't bear to go for a day without talking to me.

Obviously.

 

[LinkasZelda]

I always get the urge to jump off that railing in shopping centers where you can look down to see the lower floors. Not in a omg-kill-my-self way, but just for the rush of going down and hoping that I would land like cat-woman.

 

[Legendsmith]

I do impulsive things with food all the time.
Peanut butter on caramel mudcake. Try it sometime.

 

[Erja_Perttu]

It went a little like this.

"Hmm, these art scissors don't look too sharp...Holy Crap!"

 

[rokkolpo]

You know when you are up somewhere really high....

I don't even need to finish my sentence

All you think is ''JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP!''

 

[The Afrodactyl]

Things I stopped myself from doing?
"I bet you can't blow up that guitar amp with your bass!"
"No, that'll cost me a shit-ton to replace"

Things I have done?
"Hey, it turns out that silica gel stuff you get in packages isn't as poisonous as everyone says it is. I bet you can't eat this packet"

Guess who had their stomach pumped recently.

 

[T8B95]

Once when I was staying in a hotel room with a friend for July 1st...we both had a ton of fireworks...we both felt an insane urge to emulate Keith Moon.

I'm not in jail now, so I'll let you figure out how that one went.

 

[Tulks]

A couple of nights ago I was very close to cutting myself. It was partly because I was feeling really bad, and partly out of curiosity.

Anyway, now I feel really stupid for even considering it.

Couple of years ago, drinking alone in a pub, I started stubbing out cigarettes on the back of my hand and arm, out of idle curiosity about how much it would hurt.
Two days later, the lass I was dating stopped seeing me because she was concerned that I was intentionally self-harming.

 

[Leemaster777]

I get those all the time. Like, really random, really stupid, and sometimes, creepy and violent. But I never do them.

...I think I may have issues.

 

[twistedmic]

Once while shopping at Walmart I passed a mentally handicapped person with some money pinned to their shirt, along with a note proclaiming it to be the wearer's birthday. I briefly thought about how easy it would have been for me to grab the money and run, I was able to resist the impulse.

And just about anytime I see a kid running around in heelies, or just running around being a jack-ass, I'm tempted to trip them.