My Bad jokes reserve is running low,
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I promise, it is not my intent to create a hostile environment, I do agree though, that the Austrailian/japanese & the mexican joke are strongly hinting at Racism.Labyrinth said:
That being said
PLEASE KEEP THE JOKES PG-13 AT MOST, and HOLD BACK ON THE RACISM.
I'd really hate to see this thread shut down :/
Hmmmm...
Do I know any jokes about sodium?
Na...
Isn't silicone the same in Spanish?
Si!
My hands are multicultural: The palms are Russian and the Fingers are Roman!
Ever heard of an Ozzie Kiss?
It's like a French Kiss...Only Down Under!
Do I know any jokes about sodium?
Na...
Isn't silicone the same in Spanish?
Si!
My hands are multicultural: The palms are Russian and the Fingers are Roman!
Ever heard of an Ozzie Kiss?
It's like a French Kiss...Only Down Under!
I could have been your father, but the guy in front of me had exact change!
I heard your mum liked seafood so I gave her crabs.
I heard your mum liked seafood so I gave her crabs.
I fell off my chair laughing!Legendsmith said:
Girl calls you skittle dick? Tell her to taste the rainbow.
Osama Bin Laden was killed in Abottabad. Talk Abottabad place to hide!
Osama Bin Laden - "Brb, someone's at the door."
I recently got a job at a recycling plant crushing coke cans into cubes. It's soda pressing.
Osama Bin Laden was killed in Abottabad. Talk Abottabad place to hide!
Osama Bin Laden - "Brb, someone's at the door."
I recently got a job at a recycling plant crushing coke cans into cubes. It's soda pressing.
2 men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it coming...
A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
So, you're looking for some anti-jokes are you? (*those easily offended, do not read any further*)
Why did Suzie fall off the swings?
What's sad about a car full of Asians falling off a cliff?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why did Suzie fall off the swings?
She has no arms.
They were my friends.
The Holocaust.
ahhhh most of my bad jokes are racist because well thats what makes them terrible I remember somone asked me if my gf is driving yet n I just said shes a woman annndddddddd asian aint no way I am letting her drive. See its so bad its funny besides my theroy about racist jokes is that if you tell it as a joke it just means its funny because the idea of it being true is so obsurd its laughable (litterally)
ohhh old one a kid in elementry told its so stupid
whats long and yellow and not a bannana
A BANNANA :d
ohhh old one a kid in elementry told its so stupid
whats long and yellow and not a bannana
A BANNANA :d
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
One. Germans are efficient and not very funny.
One. Germans are efficient and not very funny.
Disclaimer: probably offensive to Turks.
I also know quite the assortment of dead baby jokes, but I believe the request was to leave them out of this.
There's been an earthquake in Turkey, and rescue workers are reporting that the smell of the bodies is unbearable.
They expect it to get worse when they find the dead ones.
They expect it to get worse when they find the dead ones.
I also know quite the assortment of dead baby jokes, but I believe the request was to leave them out of this.
What's a mango doing in a bar?
You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.
A sticky Situation.
German comedy is no laughing matter.lithium.jelly said:
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They laughed at me when I said I was going to be a comedian.
Well who's laughing now?!
