My childhood just filed another police report.

[RanD00M]

I got pissed off when I heard Will Smith and Steven Spielberg were planning to remake Oldboy but the plan fell through which made me doff my happy hat.

Don't do that.You scared me for a moment there.Until I got to the "fell through" part I was shitting myself.NO ONE.And I mean NO ONE,should remake Oldboy into western cinema.Keep it Korean,or just ignore.

 

[splatterguy734]

I got pissed off when I heard Will Smith and Steven Spielberg were planning to remake Oldboy but the plan fell through which made me doff my happy hat.

Don't do that.You scared me for a moment there.Until I got to the "fell through" part I was shitting myself.NO ONE.And I mean NO ONE,should remake Oldboy into western cinema.Keep it Korean,or just ignore.

I shudder to think about what Spielberg would have done to the ending.

 

[Pegghead]

Honestly I've never been much for nostalgia and I was born in the '90s so I don't get these feelings that much.

 

[Rylot]

Ok, Dragonball Evolution. I grew up with that franchise and I absolutely REFUSE to see that movie. The things I have heard about it makes my trigger finger itch.

It was every bit as bad as it sounds. I Red Boxed it for a dollar and still felt ripped off. And no, I have no idea what I was expecting.

 

[lordzomg]

sorry to bring up any memories people where trying to repress but eragon was a horrible movie
and it should burn in hell

 

[Doitpow]

I look forward to it.

Liam...Awesome
Bradley...funny
Sharlton...crazy







Also i think there's some UFC guy in it.

 

[Macgyvercas]

I'm surprised they roped Liam Neeson into it. Though Liam Neeson usually manages to do a spectacular job no matter which pile of garbage he's in (See Star Wars Episode 1 for evidence).

Star Wars Episode I wasn't that bad, although the midichlorians were downright fucking retarded.

OT: It's not the A-Team if they don't have Mr. T. Hollywood can go die.

 

[RanD00M]

I got pissed off when I heard Will Smith and Steven Spielberg were planning to remake Oldboy but the plan fell through which made me doff my happy hat.

Don't do that.You scared me for a moment there.Until I got to the "fell through" part I was shitting myself.NO ONE.And I mean NO ONE,should remake Oldboy into western cinema.Keep it Korean,or just ignore.

I shudder to think about what Spielberg would have done to the ending.

I'm afraid of what he would do to the Beautiful/Disgusting/Horrifying twist...All of them.

 

[Superior Mind]

Gen Y-er here mate, missed out on the X by a few years. And to answer your question, no nothing is sacred. Even baby boomer's cherished memories, (what remain of them har har.) Movie remake of "The Prisoner" should be coming out pretty soon. Watch out for giant floating anti-escape orbs.

Seven hundred.

Edit: My mistake, The Prisoner has already been remade and released. As a miniseries. Blinked and I missed it.

 

[SimuLord]

Technically your childhood is a minor and cannot file a police report. Your childhood's parents did that.

I remember watching the A-Team at a very young age and thinking it was stupid. Though in all fairness that's probably because it wasn't a cartoon.

You have a very strange, disturbing use of metaphor there, bud. I think you might want to tone it down a bit 'less the Police pay your house a visit simply on principle...

Sting and his band will play a private concert because I used a disturbing metaphor?

Um...what?

LOL

I'm confuuuuuuuuused. D:

No, seriously, what's going on? Did I miss a joke or something?

Sting the musican was in a band called 'the police'. This shows how young you are that you didn't get the joke.
(or how old everyone else is)

The joke was a reaction to his saying "the Police" with a capital P. But yeah, not getting that one? You just crawl out from under a cabbage leaf, kid?

 

[PixieFace]

Errrrrghh. The Tron remake coming up is killing me. I know how you feel.

Thankfully, Hollywood hasn't gotten their grubby little hands on Back To The Future yet. I would wither up and die on the inside if they did that. D:

 

[Vault Citizen]

if you hate it that much have you thought of just not watching it? Surely it can't "rape your childhood" (so melodramatic) if you don't see it?

 

[Sovvolf]

They have to make it Darker and Edgier [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DarkerAndEdgier] (sorry to anyone who has to be up in the morning for that link.)

A T.V tropes link?... you bastard... must... resist... link... shit I clicked on it. My week is ruined thanks to you and I hope your happy.

For the A.Team... I'm sort of M'eh on it, it's not going to top the series and it's probably going to be dumb fun at best but I'll give it a try, though I can't believe they cast Rampage Jackson as B.A.

 

[Julianking93]

Yeah, it's pretty bad.

I mean, I never really liked the A-Team show, but to make a movie of it is just stupid.

What the hell is the point? Just to cash in on a name of something that was kinda popular back in the 80's?

What's next a goddamn Fresh Prince movie?

Seriously, there's no point in making a movie about this.

 

[Funkysandwich]

Well, y'know, today's trigger-happy kiddos couldn't possibly stand for that! They have to make it Darker and Edgier [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DarkerAndEdgier] (sorry to anyone who has to be up in the morning for that link.)

Seriously man. I have to be at uni at 9:00 am. And it's a 2 hour trip.

I will not get up for that now.