My Dad is Cool because...
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My dad is awesome because even though him and my mum split, and he had to pay money for me and my siblings. He still buys me essentials even though he can hardly afford to live as it is.
And he gave me a great childhood, Taking me down to the parks to play football or go bike riding, Taking me to work to get school days off when I wasn't happy (albeit that probably wasn't the best thing to do but it did make me happy.)
And lately, he has taken me to go see my girlfriend who lives 5 and half hours away from me (Kent to Cornwall.)He's going to buy a new monitor for me.. My dad is awesome to be honest, Sure not the best father figure getting drunk almost every other day but I know he cares. That's all that matters really.
And he gave me a great childhood, Taking me down to the parks to play football or go bike riding, Taking me to work to get school days off when I wasn't happy (albeit that probably wasn't the best thing to do but it did make me happy.)
And lately, he has taken me to go see my girlfriend who lives 5 and half hours away from me (Kent to Cornwall.)He's going to buy a new monitor for me.. My dad is awesome to be honest, Sure not the best father figure getting drunk almost every other day but I know he cares. That's all that matters really.
Because for every Freshman Orientation, he brings his special pyro book, which "spontaneously" combusts, causing minor burns and wet trousers to anyone stupid or scared enough to trifle with it.
He also gets me out of classes, a nice perk to being the son of a guidance counselor.
He also gets me out of classes, a nice perk to being the son of a guidance counselor.
he's the best person in the world at making really bad or inappropriate jokes. also he's about as clever as me and equally moody and cynical.
also he got in a lot of trouble at his old school and they had to invent rules about "not climbing the buildings" and "not storing camping stoves in your locker" because of him.
and one time at uni, some guy lent him his room key while he was at home for the weekend and my dad covered every surface with grass. He then explained that it was a turf war (see what I mean about the bad jokes).
also he got in a lot of trouble at his old school and they had to invent rules about "not climbing the buildings" and "not storing camping stoves in your locker" because of him.
and one time at uni, some guy lent him his room key while he was at home for the weekend and my dad covered every surface with grass. He then explained that it was a turf war (see what I mean about the bad jokes).
My dad is a gamer, a comic nerd, and a sci-fi geek all in one. It's safe to say he's the one who introduced me to Spiderman, Superman, Batman, Star Trek, Star Wars, and Doctor Who over the course of my 17 years of existence.
He's also got a dark, somewhat inappropriate sense of humor. He's also one of the best Christians I know. I know, that's an Oxymoron, but it's true.
He's also a special education teacher at Milwaukee Public School. Specifically, Hamilton High school (one of the worst schools around where I live, as far as student behavior goes). And he handles it like its nothing. This is where his humor comes in.
Example:
Kid: Bullsh*t!
Dad: Cows do too, but they don't brag about it!
Another example:
Kid: Mr P, you're stupid!
Dad: Well, that's why I'm teaching YOU.
But the most amazing thing is that he was abused as a child, yet he turned out to be the greatest Dad I know.
KNEEL BEFORE THE MIGHT OF MISTER P!!!
He's also got a dark, somewhat inappropriate sense of humor. He's also one of the best Christians I know. I know, that's an Oxymoron, but it's true.
He's also a special education teacher at Milwaukee Public School. Specifically, Hamilton High school (one of the worst schools around where I live, as far as student behavior goes). And he handles it like its nothing. This is where his humor comes in.
Example:
Kid: Bullsh*t!
Dad: Cows do too, but they don't brag about it!
Another example:
Kid: Mr P, you're stupid!
Dad: Well, that's why I'm teaching YOU.
But the most amazing thing is that he was abused as a child, yet he turned out to be the greatest Dad I know.
KNEEL BEFORE THE MIGHT OF MISTER P!!!
-My father introduced me to rock and roll and eventually Metal
-He introduced me to one of my favourite pastimes, my drum kit
-He attempts to see my side when I tell him something and takes into consideration that maybe I don't do things to be a asshole
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-He, for my Brirthday got me tickets to go to Mastodon and Dethklok with him
and last but not least
he snuck me back stage at said concert and got me to meet Gene Hoglan THE GENE HOGLAN
-He introduced me to one of my favourite pastimes, my drum kit
-He attempts to see my side when I tell him something and takes into consideration that maybe I don't do things to be a asshole
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-He, for my Brirthday got me tickets to go to Mastodon and Dethklok with him
and last but not least
he snuck me back stage at said concert and got me to meet Gene Hoglan THE GENE HOGLAN
My dad is cool because he ran for president of his fire department's union using the slogan "If you vote for me- all your wildest dreams will come true." from Napoleon Dynamite. Oh, and the picture he used for his campaign could also be described as "lulzy". It was a picture of him as an Indian saying to vote for him as "Big Chief".
He inspires me to become better than him, as he is a Physician with plenty of training in other fields. I shit you not, he officially is more educated than 99% of the rest of the world. That's not a joke. He also is a great guy, so that helps. And he doesn't abuse me. Whoooo!
My dad is cool because he's the best at what he does, he can do anything you need done with horses on a farm.
Erm, my dad is cool because he didn't want me when he found out my mum was pregnant. Means i get my mum all to myself. Trouble is, i have siblings whom don't know me but i know them, they are only youngsters and my half sister is the almost the spitting image of what i was like at her age.
For the first time in my life my dad actually looked me in the eyes and spoke directly to me last year. It was creepy but good because in some way, he finally became a man and faced what he never could before, his first ever child now grown up and having a life of her own. Shame he is going to miss out on any distant future events such as my wedding day, his first grandchild e.t.c. Serves him right.
For the first time in my life my dad actually looked me in the eyes and spoke directly to me last year. It was creepy but good because in some way, he finally became a man and faced what he never could before, his first ever child now grown up and having a life of her own. Shame he is going to miss out on any distant future events such as my wedding day, his first grandchild e.t.c. Serves him right.
My dad is cool because he can fix anything and created formulas to solve really difficult math equations on my SAT practice test. The formulas were large and unwieldy and I never would be able to use them on a real test but they were cool anyway.
My dad is cool because he was absent from my life till I was seven years old, and before that had cheated on my mother with multiple women. he is also Sexist, a bit homophobic, occasionally racist, pig headed and self obsessed, condescending and selfish, buying about 3 laptops for himself and then telling me he cannot afford it when I ask him for one for college at Christmas.
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