My Dad is Cool because...

[Burst6]

My dad is cool because he is a war veteran and a ex POW. And a pretty funny one too.

so my dad comes home from the military with a broken nose. (before he was a POW)

Grandma: why do you have a broken nose?
Dad: someone threw a tomato at me
Grandma: how did a tomato break your nose?
Dad: it was in a jar

 

[PureChaos]

haven't seen my dad for 13 years so not got much to say

 

[DayDark]

My Dad is cool, because he cares.

 

[armaina]

Grandma: why do you have a broken nose?
Dad: someone threw a tomato at me
Grandma: how did a tomato break your nose?
Dad: it was in a jar

hehe I am amused. But, curses upon the guy that broke your dad's nose :|

My Dad is cool, because he cares.

And that is the best reason <3

 

[hippykiller]

when Bobby Sands and his fellow republicans started their hungerstrike in Maze Prison my father rallied my neighbors to join in as well. he starved for 47 days before my mother finally cried to him begging to stop before he got died. and so he stopped. i love and respect that man with all of my heart.

 

[GreyWolf257]

I shit you not, he officially is more education than 99% of the rest of the world. That's not a joke.

please, please let it be a joke.

not being a grammar nazi but when it's about being educated it kinda matters...

Grammar Nazi! Call in the 1337 Squad!

Joking. I didn't see that little error, but you could have just sent me a PM. Oh well, thanks for the alert.

it was just a public thank you for helping to make my day, we all make mistakes, but it's always nice when there's a bit of irony involved.

Also when we first got the internet back in oh, 1995, my dad didn't choose AOL.

I no longer care what my dad did, I wish I had yours. Totally genuine.

Any time, any time. It's starting to seem like my whole Escapist "career" has been entirely devoted to making the days of my fellow members... and that's just the way I like it!

 

[slabomeat]

He ran a hundred fucking miles in less than 24 hours. That should be enough.

 

[martin's a madman]

My dad is cool because he got drunk and thrown out of the white house

I think you win.

 

[ajemas]

My dad is cool because he used to be the president of Marvel Comics (Bill Jemas). I got so many free comic books!

 

[quiet_samurai]

My dad is cool because he got drunk and thrown out of the white house

Sweet, my dad also got thrown out of a federal building once too... The Pentagon in the 60s, for tresspassing. Can't get away with that shit now though.

 

[crazy-j]

He ran a hundred fucking miles in less than 24 hours. That should be enough.

my did did that too! took him 19 hours

he also talks about tits with me and has a shitload of guns

 

[TehCookie]

My dad is cool because he made my house talk! He is one of the few people I can talk with about computers and understands what I'm talking about. Not to mention...

Dad: "You can't drink til you 18!"
Me: "The drinking age is 21"
Dad: "Not in this house."

However if I drink before that he won't buy booze for me, one more year!

 

[Skuffyshootster]

My dad is cool because he beat the shit out of the mailman for sleeping with Mom.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

when Bobby Sands and his fellow republicans started their hungerstrike in Maze Prison my father rallied my neighbors to join in as well. he starved for 47 days before my mother finally cried to him begging to stop before he got died. and so he stopped. i love and respect that man with all of my heart.

Talk about a brain-fart.

 

[white_salad]

My dad is cool because he used to be in a band, and taught me to play the guitar, bass, keyboard, and the violin. He's also an incredible handy man, and an all around beast. And he's 54 and acts like he's one of my friends. Oh and he is a boss at AOE I-III

 

[WorldCritic]

Ha! My dad's an ass. There isn't a thing cool about him.

 

[ygetoff]

He can fix everything in the house... seriously. The thing is, I have no idea where this skill came from.

 

[Good morning blues]

My dad is cool because he is a living justification of Western society. The dude owes every single scrap of his considerable success to his own determination, work, and skill.