My door won't close after midnight

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dnnydllr

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Wedge a shoe under the door, and if that doesn't work I'd take their advice and get an exorcist.
 

RavingPenguin

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Ha, your doors got nothing on mine. Depending on the temperature differential between the inside and the outside (my window also has to be open) my door will either refuse to shut or refuse ot open. From inside my room my feet dont gain any purchase on the floor and no matter how much I try the wind that blows into my room will not allow me to close the door. From outside I have a hard time opening my door making me look like a wimp in public.

For your situation I video tape trying to close the door to convince your mom of the problem.
 

puppydogvaan

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lava_lamp said:
try shutting it before midnight and seeing if it stays shut
Hmmm...an idea with merit! I'll do that tonight--shut it before midnight, and then try it around one o clock to see if I can pull it open without turning the knob.

Gosh, I feel like a detective! Weeee!
 

Draygen

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bilkobob said:
I'm no contractor, engineer, or architect, but here are my two cents: probably the house foundation settling at night. Throws the door frame off so that door knobs/locks don't catch. Or, maybe the cat is actually not a cat but an evil monkey and has figured out how to open the door. Does your cat eat bananas and throw poop a lot? Does it have a prehensile tail and opposable digits? Does it brachiate? If it is an evil monkey, burn the house down and run like the wind blows. That or just tickle it under the arms and say things like, "Ooga, booga, booga." That usually pacifies evil monkeys. Wait, that may be for naughty monkeys... I'm not really sure.
He wasn't always evil...
 

EeveeElectro

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It's a case of 'when I want to show someone something, I can't, when they're not around, I can do it.'

I'll have your cat if you want.
 

messy

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Well you could give me your address, where this door is located, and the location of your valuables.

OT; I'd get a new lock at the moments its theft risk
 

Triscut900

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first see if it happenes to other doors if it does then get some ghost help if it dosent get a new door and frame
 

TwistedEllipses

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I would suggest that at that time of night you're too out of it to use doors...

...to be safe though I would recommend you make the shape of the cross on all the walls of the room with goats blood then ritualistically burn the door. Then dig up the grave of a relative and place the ashes in the grave along with your cat alive. The cleansing power of fire, the protecting power of your ancestors and the destruction of a witch's familiar should deal with this unholy demonic curse. If you not do as I ask, it will escalate out of control. It may even reach the point where your chair creaks a little when you sit on it, pictures hang slightly eschew or a poster occasional comes off the wall. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!*

*please don't take this seriously. Too many cats and doors have died needlessly already...