My fellow Americans, its time to build a wall! But this time on the north!
- Thread starter photog212
- Start date
Recommended Videos
Walling out Canada, eh? I think this would be a foolish idea for those of you who like their 'medical' marijuana and lower drinking age (I know a ton of college students in my town would be pissed about a wall). Plus, they gave us Mike Meyers, Jim Carrey, and...uh, Pamela Anderson. Actually, their hockey teams are pretty good and their cool concert venues would be a loss.
I'm an Albertan. xD RICH PROVINCE PWNZ YOU NOVAS! But yes, the secret weapon of Canada.. *Shifty Eyes, Whispers* It's implanted into Celine Dion.Lullabye said:
I think the OP has it all wrong. The key isn't building a wall - that just contains the problem. The key is to attack the problem head on. I'd say the American Way is a two pronged approach. Step 1) Build enough coal fired power plants to consume the entire American coal reserve (1500 years at current rates of consumption) in a decade. If global warming is true, then clearly this will warm the midwest nicely. When certain problems arise as a result, use nuclear weapons to stop them (Movies have shown me there is no natural disaster that cannot be effectively confonted by nuclear weapons)
![chaser[phoenix]](https://eg-forums-escapist-data.nyc3.digitaloceanspaces.com/data/avatars/l/39/39551.jpg?1620335814){kind=avatar}
I think you should send some of the snow my way.
I'll take it, really.
I'm in ridiculous South Carolina and I haven't seen snow in over a year, and when I last saw it I was in my hometown (Fall River, MA).
On top of that one of these days I'm going to want to visit Canada so I don't want an impenetrable wall in the way of my plane.
Plane crashes are never good.
You could put your house and all your property under a dome.
With heating.
And whenever you leave said dome you could travel in a cool plastic bubble,
That is also heated.
You'll never be cold again!
Besides, building a wall could be considered an attack against the Canadians.
And I bet it really would be like WW3 except it'd be the entire world against us.
And I don't want to be part of that war sir. Because for the time, I like living.
I'll take it, really.
I'm in ridiculous South Carolina and I haven't seen snow in over a year, and when I last saw it I was in my hometown (Fall River, MA).
On top of that one of these days I'm going to want to visit Canada so I don't want an impenetrable wall in the way of my plane.
Plane crashes are never good.
You could put your house and all your property under a dome.
With heating.
And whenever you leave said dome you could travel in a cool plastic bubble,
That is also heated.
You'll never be cold again!
Besides, building a wall could be considered an attack against the Canadians.
And I bet it really would be like WW3 except it'd be the entire world against us.
And I don't want to be part of that war sir. Because for the time, I like living.
I love winter, becuase in alabama, winter lasts like 3 weeks, our seasons are as follows from earliest to latest in the year; Autumn,Summer,Son-of-*****,Autumn,Winter.
Russia has nukes which, while making us warm, would make us TOO warm.sirdanrhodes said:
I know let's build a gigantic nuclear space heater.
Canada shall destroy you!
We have a massive army of hockey players that will destroy many sticks over your head!
We will cut off you maple syrup supply...Your pancakes will be dry and tastless! Muhahaha
Us Can"eh"dians are a mighty force...don't fuck with us.
Or we'll go tell our big brother (USA) and he'll deal with you!
We have a massive army of hockey players that will destroy many sticks over your head!
We will cut off you maple syrup supply...Your pancakes will be dry and tastless! Muhahaha
Us Can"eh"dians are a mighty force...don't fuck with us.
Or we'll go tell our big brother (USA) and he'll deal with you!
*Walks into Westminister, shoots Brown in the knees, seizes control of the country*
Right....time to restrict the franchise to anyone who is either A) College or university educated, B) Earning over £20,000 a year, or C) My friend.
Secondly...it would appear that America is invading Canada. Oh, well, order the troops to pull out of Iraq and Afghanistan, and move them to defend our possessions in Oregon, Quebec and the rest of Canada. And somebody get the SAS on the phone. I have a little job for them....
Right....time to restrict the franchise to anyone who is either A) College or university educated, B) Earning over £20,000 a year, or C) My friend.
Secondly...it would appear that America is invading Canada. Oh, well, order the troops to pull out of Iraq and Afghanistan, and move them to defend our possessions in Oregon, Quebec and the rest of Canada. And somebody get the SAS on the phone. I have a little job for them....
...In America!
anyway, we might as well put the stupid people on the other side of the wall well we do it. Let Canada deal with them.
Edit: New idea. Build a wall of heating systems and air conditioners...In America! We'll get a wall of hot and cold and suck the air out of Canada! You can't be Canadian without air! Muahahah!...Wait.
(I really do like Canada and have, on several occasions, considered moving there, I'm just having a bit of fun with the thread.)
anyway, we might as well put the stupid people on the other side of the wall well we do it. Let Canada deal with them.
Meet vermont. /maple syrup worries.Bluntknife said:
Edit: New idea. Build a wall of heating systems and air conditioners...In America! We'll get a wall of hot and cold and suck the air out of Canada! You can't be Canadian without air! Muahahah!...Wait.
(I really do like Canada and have, on several occasions, considered moving there, I'm just having a bit of fun with the thread.)