My fellow Americans, its time to build a wall! But this time on the north!

[Baby Tea]

I'll be damned if I let you blow up Nova Scotia. Men of the commonwealth, to arms!

Protect the cod!

 

[Inverse Skies]

Ahhh the Southern Hemisphere. No snow or freezing cold here. In fact, it's autumn as we speak (although in Aus we've mostly got rubbish evergreen trees which don't drop leaves. Give me deciduous trees any day).

 

[CapnGod]

Ya come on now, it would be ignorant to build a wall blocking Canada's cold air. What we need is a really big fan, that would push Mexico's heat to us!

This sounds so much like the way Prof. Farnsworth would solve the problem. He was always the go to guy for humorously oversized household appliances.

No, no, no. He'd make giant genetically engineered mutant apes with genetically engineered giant palm leave to bellow and manually blow the heat north.

 

[DannyDamage]

I think you'd please more Canadians by building a wall than you would Americans.

 

[teh_gunslinger]

Ya come on now, it would be ignorant to build a wall blocking Canada's cold air. What we need is a really big fan, that would push Mexico's heat to us!

This sounds so much like the way Prof. Farnsworth would solve the problem. He was always the go to guy for humorously oversized household appliances.

No, no, no. He'd make giant genetically engineered mutant apes with genetically engineered giant palm leave to bellow and manually blow the heat north.

I'm torn about that. When they had to pick up ice to counter the global warming it was a huge ice machine on a comet. But you may be right. He just seems to use gene manipulation to more personal things, while huge machines are used for stuff like this.

 

[JMeganSnow]

This reminds me of something Dave Barry once wrote, where the Canadians keep demanding that the Americans do something about all the acid rain, and the Americans replied "we'll stop the acid rain when you stop the cold air masses".

 

[ae86gamer]

But what will we put on our waffles and pancakes if we block off Canada.

 

[ygetoff]

So I say we settle this the "American Way!"

We're going to blow up Canada? I'll grab my C4!

i can happily tell you that you have your maths wrong, canada is too large to be defeated with c4 explosives, your country has the nuclear arsonal to manage it, but no amount of c4 will ever be particularly useful in the destruction of your northern neighbour

Yes, but nukes are impersonal. C4 is the common man's explosive of choice.

canada is the second largest country in the world....are you saying you are going to go all over canada and plant c4? the last guy who tried that met an unfortunate end. Ever hear of terry fox? I know what really went on...

No, what I'm saying is that
a) C4 is more fun;
b) It is impossible to blow up Canada with C4, but;
c) We can at least try.

 

[ygetoff]

*Walks into Westminister, shoots Brown in the knees, seizes control of the country*

Right....time to restrict the franchise to anyone who is either A) College or university educated, B) Earning over £20,000 a year, or C) My friend.

Secondly...it would appear that America is invading Canada. Oh, well, order the troops to pull out of Iraq and Afghanistan, and move them to defend our possessions in Oregon, Quebec and the rest of Canada. And somebody get the SAS on the phone. I have a little job for them....

The SAS? Not if we get to them first!
Also, according to the scholarly work Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, the SAS are best buddies with Marine Force Recon. The two would never fight.

 

[CIA]

So I say we settle this the "American Way!"

We're going to blow up Canada? I'll grab my C4!

You just try it, we've been waiting for this day since the War of 1812, we'll chase you back to Washington again, and this time, we'll finish the job!

Ah some good old continental smack-talk. I love it.

 

[Gamer137]

I'm sure your idea just reinforces why Canadians don't even want to come down here to begin with.

/end stereotypes

What benefit would a wall give us anyway? We don't exactly have an illegal alien problem from up North.