My funny encounter with the police

[ElPatron]

This didn't happen to me but to some friends who were playing airsoft in a field that ended nearly 150 yards away from a large building. The residents had a pretty good line of sight because there weren't many buildings around. They figured out that nobody would sweat it because they had played there before.

A few minutes later they had our equivalent of SWAT crashing the game and pointing guns at everyone.

Also, when I was in junior high some gypsies broke into a football field, made it look like it was open, were super nice to us and left after we arrived. We started playing football and suddenly cops, cops everywhere.

Stupid nosy hags, calling the police and everything.

 

[Fudj]

This one is actually about a cop friend of mine, so he worked for a narc unit, and he and his jolly fellows have raided a house (bear in mind this is the UK so no they do not have firearms) they are searching the place, his job was to search the kids room (drug dealers will hide theri stuff anywhere) when all of a sudden he shouts out "sarge i found a shooter" (yes that is actually how we english speak) 20 cops suddenly on high alert, his sarge goes bombing it up the stairs round the door to be confronted with my friend in a Luchador mask (mexican wrestling mask and a toy gun in his hands......seconds later a house full of laughing coppers.

Another about him is he saw a couple of old friends so pulled his car over to say hi, somebody took exception to this and beeped him and shouted some rude words his way, he turns round as calmly as you like and responds with "fuck of mate i'm the filth" (slang term for police over here)

Myself though never had much trouble with the police, apart from the odd move along kinda chat when i was younger.

 

[Denamic]

The only time in 6 years that I ever forgot my wallet with my driver's license in it, I get pulled over by the cops.
Additionally, that was the second time I had ever been stopped by the police.
My first time was the very day I got my driver's license.
I don't even want to speculate on the odds.