My funny encounter with the police
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I once got stopped by my local police officer to check to see if my gun was real.
'Twas a bright orange and yellow Nerf gun that fired orange darts.
I looked at him for a moment to make sure he was real before just flashing it up, and watching him go along his way.
'Twas a bright orange and yellow Nerf gun that fired orange darts.
I looked at him for a moment to make sure he was real before just flashing it up, and watching him go along his way.
Driving home from a party at 2am in the morning, I wasn't meant to be driving home but I needed to sleep so I decided to drive home, and I was possibly a little drunk (I now doubt this but at the time it was scary possibly being over the driving limit). So anyway, as I'm driving home about 3 separate cop cars come squealing past including an undercover car, a little later on I see all 3 cars again in the road blocking one lane and surrounding the other (this is a dual-road btw). I absolutely shat myself thinking they were looking for someone and then I'd get pulled over... they let me go straight through and I realized there were some violent drunks they were dealing with on the side of the road. Twas a scary night, also got followed for about 2 hours by a taxi...
My other experience with police was when I was 3 and I got lost after wondering out a shop whilst my dad had taken my little brother to the toilet, lucky the officer found me not someone else..
My other experience with police was when I was 3 and I got lost after wondering out a shop whilst my dad had taken my little brother to the toilet, lucky the officer found me not someone else..
deathninja said:Pharmaceutical chemist, but I specialise in crystallography now. The day I start losing my hair is the day Leicester starts getting quality methTotal LOLige said:
Okay this get my personal award for best reply ever haha.
The only time I have ever interacted with the police was when my laptop got stolen. I filed a report, and although they were helpful they did tell me that the chances of ever getting it back were slim to none.
And that's the only time I've ever had to have anything to do with the police, and hopefully it will be the last time. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate the police, but the more they are involved in your life, the worse your life tends to be. I don't mind police officers, but I prefer to keep my distance.
And that's the only time I've ever had to have anything to do with the police, and hopefully it will be the last time. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate the police, but the more they are involved in your life, the worse your life tends to be. I don't mind police officers, but I prefer to keep my distance.
I got moved on by police for allegedly harassing Gordon Ramsay when he was in my town filming an episode of Kitchen Nightmares. The kitchen had a back door that was open from the street and we were sat there watching them film...they were surprisingly cool about it.
Not really any funny encounters, but there was the time that a state trooper followed me for about half an hour on the interstate. I wasn't really paying attention to the road so I started slowly drifting left. At the same time, the trooper decided he wanted to pass me. I nearly hit him but my dad grabbed the wheel and jerked it over to the right.
I was amazed I didn't get pulled over.
I was amazed I didn't get pulled over.
I had undercover cops pull over and search me like 20 feet away from my driveway once, they said I looked suspicious, and when I told them that I just got off work at the gas station I worked at and was on my way home, wearing the uniform and tie and nametag and everything, they searched my bag only to find some chips and a bottle of coke, and then proceeded to phone my place of work to make sure I was really working there, after looking at my ID and everything, then they let me go, apparently being bald, with a goatee, and walking home late at night is reason to give a person a ton of shit...
Prior to that, I got to ride in a cop car with a buddy of mine because some retard thought our potato cannon sounded like a rifle firing, the cop told us that since we weren't doing anything dangerous with it(we were firing taters into the ocean, nobody around for miles in the direction we were shooting) that he wouldn't confiscate it, and we were free to go, the ride in the cruiser was to scare the idiots that were hanging around the area, cuz apparently a few of them were on the watch list for sellin crack and shit, kinda fun I guess, but the seats in the back of a patrol car are far from comfortable.
Prior to that, I got to ride in a cop car with a buddy of mine because some retard thought our potato cannon sounded like a rifle firing, the cop told us that since we weren't doing anything dangerous with it(we were firing taters into the ocean, nobody around for miles in the direction we were shooting) that he wouldn't confiscate it, and we were free to go, the ride in the cruiser was to scare the idiots that were hanging around the area, cuz apparently a few of them were on the watch list for sellin crack and shit, kinda fun I guess, but the seats in the back of a patrol car are far from comfortable.
Must remember to use that when i next go to rob a bank.Zack Alklazaris said:
I do alot of cycling been pulled few time for breaking the speed limit They just tell me to slow down and dont do it again
been chased a few times for riding on the pavement I find its a rush been chased by coppers on bikes.
This one time i was accused of rape cops was very harsh with me. Girl cried rape cos she was getting home late and didn't want to get grounded, I was 60 miles away. Its still on my record even though there was no rape. still the cops where very harsh with me
My dealings with the police have always been quite civil.
But I have a friend who is on the police force in a major city, and man are his stories crazy...there are some fucking retards out there!
He told me one that just blew my mind.
There was a night club that was having an African/Islam themed night that was fancy dress.
So this guy rocks up wearing a VERY realistic bomb suit, dressed as a terrorist (he must have put hours of effort in, because it had flashing lights and wires and everything).
So one of the police officers on duty outside the club stopped him and said "you can't wear that, go down to the station (it was nearby) and report yourself. Now what the officer SHOULD have done, is taken the jacket off the guy and THEN sent him down to the station, but for some reason he didn't.
So my friend is on the front desk at the station when this guy walks in. All he sees is a guy dressed in arabic clothing, wearing a flashing bomb vest, so he instantly draws his gun and yells at the guy to hit the deck. The guy, not being a total moron, complies and starts crying.
My friend told me that its PROTOCOL IN BOMB SITUATIONS TO SHOOT IN THE HEAD FIRST, ASK QUESTIONS LATER.
Luckiest guy ever.
But I have a friend who is on the police force in a major city, and man are his stories crazy...there are some fucking retards out there!
He told me one that just blew my mind.
There was a night club that was having an African/Islam themed night that was fancy dress.
So this guy rocks up wearing a VERY realistic bomb suit, dressed as a terrorist (he must have put hours of effort in, because it had flashing lights and wires and everything).
So one of the police officers on duty outside the club stopped him and said "you can't wear that, go down to the station (it was nearby) and report yourself. Now what the officer SHOULD have done, is taken the jacket off the guy and THEN sent him down to the station, but for some reason he didn't.
So my friend is on the front desk at the station when this guy walks in. All he sees is a guy dressed in arabic clothing, wearing a flashing bomb vest, so he instantly draws his gun and yells at the guy to hit the deck. The guy, not being a total moron, complies and starts crying.
My friend told me that its PROTOCOL IN BOMB SITUATIONS TO SHOOT IN THE HEAD FIRST, ASK QUESTIONS LATER.
Luckiest guy ever.
'Protocol' is fucking retarded, then, with no regard towards the safety of anyone. Isn't it pretty common knowledge, at least you would think for anyone dealing with potential bombs, that innocent men have been kidnapped and forced to wear bomb vests before?gyroscopeboy said:
Not only that, but are they completely oblivious to the existence of dead man's switches?
In one situation several years ago, a pizza delivery boy was kidnapped and had a bomb vest put on him, and was forced to rob a bank with a shotgun taped(?) to his hand. He ended up dieing because the bomb had a time-limit on it.
No offense, but I do not believe your friend. That, or his particular department is a horrible department.
I started smelling LSD the moment those Michigan troopers came to Egypt.Wolverine18 said:
On topic: policemen in Romania are not funny. Ever. On the other hand, in America...
My ship was moored to a petroleum terminal in Chorpus Christi USA. 5 guys with visas (I didn't have one, so I spent my money somewhere else) decided to go to town and called a mini-van cab. Cab is allowed through the gate, comes to the ship, picks up our 5 guys, goes back to the gate. As I stand there watching, 5 minutes later the cab returns and leaves one of our guys back, luggage in hand. The cab then goes back to the gate, after 5 minutes returns again to pick the 5'th guy up, then leaves for good. When the boys returned after a few hours, they told us this story: "We went to the gate, and the guards told us that we are not allowed to go through the gate because we were too many in the car. Only 5 people were allowed at once and we were 6 people with the driver. When Danny tried to get out of the car there, they pulled the guns and yelled "You are not allowed to get out of the car here. You need to go back to the ship and leave one guy there". So the cab came back, left Danny, then went through the gate, left us on the other side of the gate, went back through the gate and picked Danny again, then us from outside. Got it?!".
So, get it?
HEYDugMachine said:
we ain't got no queers in texas, I don't care WHAT stanley kubrick said.
lmfao
When I got mugged by two black guys, every white cop in town showed up on this black woman's lawn to interrogate her son, who was out with his friend. Not so much funny as appalling, but hilariously appalling at least
The only real encounter I've ever had with the police would be back when I was in high school. Had nothing to do with me in any way, but it was literally the only time I've ever seen the police get called somewhere. It was around Halloween, and we were allowed to dress up if we wanted to. So the only guy that didn't look stereotypically southern-white, other than me I guess, and had darker skin, dressed up like a terrorist. Literally, white robes, the hat-thingy, and fake-bombs around his torso. We went to a Christian private school, AND he went outside dressed like that.
So the police get called. And this is literally what was said to them. "There's a Muslim harassing those Christians at [MY OLD HIGH SCHOOL]." Only by the time anyone got there, one of the smallest high-school girls you'll ever meet was wearing it, and she freaked the fuck out and hid when the police got there. They were completely cool and understanding about it though. So no harm to anyone.
So the police get called. And this is literally what was said to them. "There's a Muslim harassing those Christians at [MY OLD HIGH SCHOOL]." Only by the time anyone got there, one of the smallest high-school girls you'll ever meet was wearing it, and she freaked the fuck out and hid when the police got there. They were completely cool and understanding about it though. So no harm to anyone.