My Gf's Bet

[shadowstriker86]

So me and my gf got into a really bad argument recently about the fact that i still have a low self esteem and outlook of myself (i firmly believe that i have the self esteem of a toaster and the charisma of a half eaten bagel). So out of nowhere she made this bet with me. She's making my half of the relationship "open", meaning i can go out and meet other chicks. Why? To apparently prove what she says is true as far as my looks/heart. However, if i fail to do so in a matter of 3 months, she'll pay for my truck to get repaired in full (needs alot of major repairs, so that's pretty ballsy on her part). However if i do succeed, ....well, that's too private to speak of but lets just say it's going to hurt. Alot. But i figure i can make some money off of this, so im takin bets from my friends as to whether or not im going to succeed, so either way i think im gonna come out on top lol but what do you guys think?

 

[dragcrew]

If you succeed...meaning you actually do go out and meet other girls?

 

[jasoncyrus]

Uhhh you realise you actually need to be charming wih self esteem to GET a girl friend in the first place right...?

 

[thiosk]

i don't get it

shes betting you that you CAN'T meet (or... perhaps... MEAT?) another woman, for if you fail, reward, and if you succeed, unspeakable pain?

I'm confused.

 

[Swaki]

sounds like an unhealthy relationship, but good luck whichever way it turns out.

 

[Axle_Bullitt_19]

Well you already have a girlfriend so that alone will make other women take an intrest. But this to me seems like a disaterous idea.

 

[SonicKoala]

So, I'm confused - if you "win", you get another girl, but if you "lose", you get your truck fixed? But I'm assuming if you "win" and get another girl, your girlfriend is going to break up with you because.... you went out and did what she bet you couldn't do.....?

AHHhhhhhh, extreme confusion.

 

[S.R.S.]

You did the right thing by coming to an internet forum, now as for your problem:

Dump her ass. That'll show her what a man you really are.

 

[SonicKoala]

Spoiler: You don't need women

Exactly, this is an important lesson to the OP. The only way to properly get women is to follow the so-called "Tony Montana Theorem of Acquiring Wealth and Companionship in Contemporary America":

Step 1: Acquire Currency
Step 2: Acquire Power through tactical use of this now acquired currency
Step 3: LADIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

 

[sms_117b]

I think placing your own bets with your friends will do damage to your relationship. I also think you should limit yourself to getting numbers from other girls, maybe texting them for a chat, if you got a girlfriend last thing you want to do, especially if you have low self esteem, is lose her.

 

[ParadoxBG]

My dear gentleman, I cannot see any detriment to not even bothering. You get two things: you get your car fixed up and you get to not be smacked. All for doing your relationship exactly how you'd have done it if there were no bet. Yay, you.

 

[BlindMessiah94]

I'm not quite sure what to make of that. If she doesn't get jealous then I'd say she's one heck of a lady. If she does then I'd say she's like every other crazy girl.

 

[shadowstriker86]

i don't get it

shes betting you that you CAN'T meet (or... perhaps... MEAT?) another woman, for if you fail, reward, and if you succeed, unspeakable pain?

I'm confused.

no she's betting that i CAN, thus the reason for inflicting the unspeakable pain, i know she wont dump me though, cause if she didnt dump me when i called her mother a "dumbshit whiskey tango" (which she rightly deserved) i dont know what i could do to get her to leave me lol

 

[Altorin]

this would make a hilarious movie.

 

[Layz92]

Sleep with your girlfriend's friend? cos that could be hilarious since you got permission. That's if I'm getting what you said right, it's a little confusing to read.

 

[FretfulGnome]

So what do you tell the girl if you succeed? "I have a girlfriend, and we just made a bet that I could lay someone within three months, nice using you, see ya later!"

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

i don't get it

shes betting you that you CAN'T meet (or... perhaps... MEAT?) another woman, for if you fail, reward, and if you succeed, unspeakable pain?

I'm confused.

no she's betting that i CAN, thus the reason for inflicting the unspeakable pain, i know she wont dump me though, cause if she didnt dump me when i called her mother a "dumbshit whiskey tango" (which she rightly deserved) i dont know what i could do to get her to leave me lol

What? why are you taking bets from your friends then? If I where you I would just wait and get my car fixed.