My girlfriend gave me a hickie and I don't own any turtlenecks, how do I hide it?

[Inarticulate_Underachiever]

I only want to hide it because my parents are very over-protective and they'll immediately think that a hickie means I have an STD >_<

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

Popped collar, 80's style.

 

[Cheesebob]

erm...ask if you can use some of her foundation?

If she doesn't use foundation...buy some yourself

 

[Danny Ocean]

Get something bigger to bite it and brag it off as a big manly hunting wound.

A shark, maybe? Or a flaming bear?

 

[MasterStratus]

A bandanna tied around your neck or a popped collar.

 

[meatloaf231]

Heh. Well, you could just wear a hoodie, or go out and scratch yourself in the neck with a rock and say you fell on something and hit your neck, and that it's just an impact wound.

 

[CrazyBerk]

Scarf! Also congratulations dude, my mum never did and will never care about my hickies. She's more likely to just laugh. Eeee..
Also woh, you really 17? Thats a mighty crap age for parents to be overprotective, i feel for you.

 

[SmilingKitsune]

Em, did your parents never take sex-education? Do they also think you can impregnate a girl by holding hands? Okay enough(bad)jokes, you could start wearing a scarf?
Edit: ninja'd, well scarf seems a popular choice.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Get a D or C battery and rub the area firmly in a slow circular motion. It takes a while, but the hickey should begin to vanish.
Don't ask me how I know that, though, because I've never gotten a hickey in my life.

 

[sorry user name taken.]

 

[Fairee]

Also woh, you really 17? Thats a mighty crap age for parents to be overprotective, i feel for you.

I'm almost 19 and my brother is 20, and our parents are still extremely over protective.

If anyone knows how to stop parents being over-protective, I need to know. ASAP.

 

[dragontiers]

Your lucky it's only on your neck. There are tons of ways to hide it, as many have already said. When I was dating my wife (before we married, obviously), she thought it would be funny to wait till I fell asleep and then leave a giant hicky on my forehead. Thankfully, I had huge bangs at the time, but that was still quite embarrising to explain.

 

[Doug]

Get something bigger to bite it and brag it off as a big manly hunting wound.

A shark, maybe? Or a flaming bear?

Or a flaming bear with a laser attached to its head?

 

[GyroCaptain]

erm...ask if you can use some of her foundation?

If she doesn't use foundation...buy some yourself

That might lead to more questions... XD
Hmm. You could try out your Halloween duct-tape mummy costume early. There's hiding stuff and then there's HIDING stuff.

 

[Delicious]

Got a knife?

 

[KaZZaP]

You grow some balls and wear it proudly in front of your parent.

 

[dalek sec]

Get something bigger to bite it and brag it off as a big manly hunting wound.

A shark, maybe? Or a flaming bear?

Flaming bear, totally.

 

[Simriel]

Stick it in her pooper. Wait... Wrong forum... <.> ... GIANT POLAR BEAR!

 

[ace_of_something]

Maybe it's cuz I'm so very very old. I never knew many girls that gave hickies to guys; especially on their neck.

Hide it with shame. No one will find it there.

 

[_Janny_]

Say a vampire payed you a visit?

You grow some balls and wear it proudly in front of your parent.

Ditto. Tell your folks to deal with it, you're old enough to date and stuff like this happens.