My girlfriend gave me a hickie and I don't own any turtlenecks, how do I hide it?

[Radelaide]

Get your girlfriend to use some concealer on your neck. And learn safe zones. Tell her she can give you hickies till the cows come home, just not on your neck.

 

[seidlet]

Your think you have it bad, my parents dont even know my girlfriend exists! Ive been going out with her for 4 years now and they have never met her and ive never told them about her.

They'll probably be suspicious when i move in with her though, *gasp* living in sin!
Also, they think im still a virgin at 20. Hows that for out of touch? XD

you never know. when first i moved in with my husband [we weren't married at the time] his mother thought we were going to have separate beds.

 

[Lusperus]

This could help,

http://www.wikihow.com/Remove-a-Hickey

 

[Aschenkatza]

Buy a Snake. Wear the snake around your neck just right to cover up the hickie.

or just ask your chick for some foundation/concealer.

 

[Trace2010]

Get something bigger to bite it and brag it off as a big manly hunting wound.

A shark, maybe? Or a flaming bear?

Or a flaming bear with a laser attached to its head?

or "sharks with frickin laser beams on their heads"?

 

[Doug]

Get something bigger to bite it and brag it off as a big manly hunting wound.

A shark, maybe? Or a flaming bear?

Or a flaming bear with a laser attached to its head?

or "sharks with frickin laser beams on their heads"?

Bah, they need a lake or inlet to work without dying on mass. Bears or mutated Sea bass are better

 

[Noamuth]

Bandages or bandaids would be your best bet.

You think hickies are bad? Trying to explain scratches down my back was interesting.

"Erm, um, well, IT WAS THE CATS."

.. I think they bought it.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Buy your girlfriend a muzzle.

Also, sit down and have a chat with your parents.
I have been with my boyfriend for almost 2 years and my mum refuses to believe I'm nothing short of a virgin.

 

[Lexodus]

Wear it with pride. To hell with parentals!

Or:

Pretend you didn't even notice it. Then spin an elaborate back story that plays to their worst fears.


(evil idea alert: act like you have caught something)