My girlfriend gave me a hickie and I don't own any turtlenecks, how do I hide it?

[zoozilla]

Get your girlfriend to give you hickies all around your neck, so the first one won't stick out.

 

[Trilby]

Serious advice:
Take a D size battery (dunno what you call them in the US, the big cylinder ones) and rub the flat end on the lovebite for a few minutes. It should fade a lot - not entirely, but enough to escape immediate notice.

 

[AndyVale]

You grow some balls and wear it proudly in front of your parent.

What they said.

Someone said you are 17. Stop being such a baby.

 

[TheEvilDuck]

A hood or scarf. Or blame it on those damn vampires. They seem to be everywhere lately.

I have a hickey at Christmas (where we go to East Hampton to visit my family, everyone from my 96 year old great-grandmother to my 7 year old cousin were there) I just wrapped a scarf around my neck and hoped for the best. If you act natural and ignore it, usually people won't notice.

 

[Arrers]

In warmer months your options are very limited. Depends on where it is on your neck. Me? I suggest wearing a full ninja outfit. It will cover your face and your secrets. Funny how many problems I solve with "dress up like a Ninja."

Most problems can be solved with, or at least in, full ninja regalia.

 

[Zettamagnetic]

Put a plaster or a bandage over it and say you got cut.

 

[Archemetis]

I wouldn't show it off, but when people notice it you simply shrug it off and say "It's my fucking neck."

That's what I used to do when I was like... 12... since I started reaching 21 though hickies have been happening less...

 

[Mayonegg]

Get something bigger to bite it and brag it off as a big manly hunting wound.

A shark, maybe? Or a flaming bear?

Flaming bear, totally.

It's got to be flaming, regular ones won't do the job.

 

[Simalacrum]

question from a ignorant yet curious youngling: whats a hickie?

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

I don't think you have a girlfriend. Enjoy your loneliness.

 

[Nargleblarg]

If you are really desperate to hid it cut it or punch around it to make it look like something else like a knifewound. just a idea

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Umm a scarf. Thats the best i can think of.

 

[life541]

Don't hide it! Be proud of it!

 

[Evilbunny]

Popped collar, 80's style.

No, it's better to walk around with a hickie than look like a douche. I'd go with a bandage. You can make up something cool like you got into a knife fight.

 

[Zedzero]

A bandanna tied around your neck or a popped collar.

LOL what is he freddy from Scooby-doo (lol see Robot Chicken Paradoy and you will laugh at you remark)

I say fake that you got stung or something and its just a bit of an allergy, if you have one. Rubbed into posion ivy, if you hike often. Pinch yourself infront of you parents really hard. Get your Girlfriend to bite your hicky in front of your parents. lol. Many options here buddy.

EDIT: Better yet BUY A TUTRTLENECK!

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

Try a shemagh. Comfortable, warm, keeps sand out of your eyes and neck, and stylish! But, for the love of god, don't fucking wear it in an airport!!!!

 

[LewsTherin]

Get a scarf. An awesome scarf. Like a WW1 pilot scarf.

 

[BlackKraken]

Your think you have it bad, my parents dont even know my girlfriend exists! Ive been going out with her for 4 years now and they have never met her and ive never told them about her.

They'll probably be suspicious when i move in with her though, *gasp* living in sin!
Also, they think im still a virgin at 20. Hows that for out of touch? XD

 

[Andre Bonner]

A hickie is a bruise made by sucking on someones skin.

I used to just pass it off by saying I banged my neck on something. This excuse works better if you get bruises on your neck more often than right after you see your g/f. =P

Or, do what I do now, as someone mentioned earlier. Ball up and wear it proudly.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Just tell them you have a fucking girlfriend, its not like you guys had sex on their bed