My girlfriend won't stop talking about her period

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MaVeN1337

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Tell her something unfathomably gross. Or go find a vile, putrid disease and tell her you had it once. In EXTREME detail.
 

Plurralbles

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Talal Provides said:
Does she do stand-up or something?
OMg I wish there was a rep system on this site! I'd rep you and then spread it around until I repped you 50 times.


Seriously. Girls need to shut up. And female comedians need to stop using their pussy as their only material.
 

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teutonicman said:
So talk to her about beating off, farting, or belching. OH! Pooping, talk to her about your favourite dumps. There is nothing like a good poop sometimes.
So it's just me that gets girlfriends who love nothing more than talking about those bodily functions then? :p
 

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jovack22 said:
Maybe you should pay attention and humour her. After all, girls are very horny during their periods. Just sayin'...
Mmm, yea, nothing sexier than bloody vagina.
 

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xdom125x said:
This topic is making me try to think up a pun on "put a cork in it" for your use.
Those were my thoughts exactly when I clicked open the thread...

The hemorrhoids idea is pure comedy gold though!
 

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Urgh76 said:
Yes, and I find it... utterly disgusting.

I have already shown how much I don't want her to talk about stuff like that, but she does it now to toy with me for she loves seeing me miserable XD

The whole conversation at lunch was about how much pain she's in/ she was fine in the morning/ talking to her other feminine friend about tampons/ asking ME if I use tampons, etc.

I don't want it to be like that tomorrow or any other day, so what should I do?

By the way, for bonus discussion, how bad IS it really? o_O
Start talking to her about your wet dreams, morning wood, etc. :p
 

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Vrach said:
teutonicman said:
So talk to her about beating off, farting, or belching. OH! Pooping, talk to her about your favourite dumps. There is nothing like a good poop sometimes.
So it's just me that gets girlfriends who love nothing more than talking about those bodily functions then? :p
I don't think I would ever complain if I had a girlfriend that I could compare dumps with.
 

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one time I was taking out the garbage in the my friends resturaunt, when I worked there. and I had to go to the womens bathroom I tried to put the keep trash bag in the bathroom, and just move what was in there to the larger bag. I dumped it but something was stuck to the bottem. Needless to say it was a mensural pad stuck due to the blood. I tried to shake it loose but it wouldn't, I had to use my hands (EWWWWW!). How do I know it's hers? It was the only one and I handed it to her when she didn't have it. I was really into her at the time (and still am, but am much more calm about it now that I know there's zero chance) and it freaked me out for like 10 minutes. It's not that bad.
 

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Start talking about your frequent unwanted erections.

Make 'em know how it feels.
 

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Urgh76 said:
Yes, and I find it... utterly disgusting.

I have already shown how much I don't want her to talk about stuff like that, but she does it now to toy with me for she loves seeing me miserable XD

The whole conversation at lunch was about how much pain she's in/ she was fine in the morning/ talking to her other feminine friend about tampons/ asking ME if I use tampons, etc.

I don't want it to be like that tomorrow or any other day, so what should I do?

By the way, for bonus discussion, how bad IS it really? o_O
Change the subject to your dick...I'm serious. Do it.
 

Majora Major

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Ok. Resident girl weighing in.

If your girlfriend's constantly talking about her period, she's being an attention whore. Yes, for some girls, it can be anywhere from a minute pain to an excruciating five to seven days.

Get over it. For most of us, it's been happening for years, every month of the year. If it's serious or heavy, go complain to someone who can actually help you, like a doctor.

If she had any respect for you, she would understand how uncomfortable it makes you feel for her to talk about her period and reserve the discussion for people who are interested in talking about those kinds of things.

If she talks about it because she knows it makes you uneasy then tell her she's being immature and to knock it off. Tell her you understand that it's a natural part of a woman's biological chemistry, but it's just one part you don't have to deal with so you don't really care.


Or just break up with her. I mean, I'm a girl, and even I get annoyed when my friends start telling me about their bleeding snatches. I don't even know how it comes up in conversation, UNLESS it was being complained about.

Thus, being an attention whore.

If, for some reason, a girl is acting in a way that seems strange and you want to know what's up, she should have some sort of conversational response; for instance, "I'm feeling under the weather. That's all," has always worked for me.
 

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that has never really bothered me. hell, i guess i even encouraged my last girlfriend to talk openly about her period. Plus, getting to know her period helps for knowing when she is unlikely to get pregnant, or when she will have possibly terrifying moodswings lol
 

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Don't judge her too harshly. I guarantee there will be a point in your life when you hear the five most beautiful words a girlfriend can ever tell you. "I got my period today."
 

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I honestly don't understand why guys get upset about this so much and I don't want to be mean, but...dude...suck it up. My brother listens to his girlfriend talk about stuff like this all the time and it doesn't bother him in the least.

As for how painful it is...well it depends on the woman. Some women don't really cramp all that much. Other women have cramps bad enough to almost incapicitate them temporarily. For the most part though, a regular period is just a nasty throbbing pain.

The best way that I think I can describe it to you is to tell you to think about cramps that you get in your body, your stomach, your leg, your back. Now take that pain and focus it into the lower part of your abdomen. Now envision feeling that for 2 to 3 days straight. It's a *****. It really does hurt despite all the guys that seem to think that girls are just making it up.

In the end, I gotta tell you, don't react to it so much so it won't be as entertaining for your girl. Number two, express a little sympathy. You don't have to go all out but if she's cramping, offer to get her a hot compress or some painkillers (Not only does this make you a better boyfriend and a good guy, it gets you serious brownie points). And number three, most girls only continue to talk about things when they think no one is listening to them...so if you listen the first time around, you might not have to hear it fifty times afterwards.
 

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teutonicman said:
Vrach said:
teutonicman said:
So talk to her about beating off, farting, or belching. OH! Pooping, talk to her about your favourite dumps. There is nothing like a good poop sometimes.
So it's just me that gets girlfriends who love nothing more than talking about those bodily functions then? :p
I don't think I would ever complain if I had a girlfriend that I could compare dumps with.
Not so much a complaint... more a philosophical query :p
 

Razgrizaces

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Since I haven't had a girlfriend, or even asked or listened to a girl about periods, from what I do know, they tend to cause pains and you know, she's going to tell you about it, obviously. If you can't honestly take it, just ask her to stop talking about it. Be sympathetic to her, I think she's probably looking for advice or comfort from you, which is probably why she's telling you this over and over... Just listen to her, try to make her feel better, and if that doesn't work, then I'm not sure what to say.
 

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That Guy Who Phails said:
Well, if blood came out of your cock, you wouldn't be very quite about it to your girlfriend, would you?
its happened to me before but it was normal since i had just got it pierced
then again it would hurt a lot..
OT: when my gf talks about this topic i just think its ok, since it proves she's not preg
 

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Urgh76 said:
Yes, and I find it... utterly disgusting.

I have already shown how much I don't want her to talk about stuff like that, [...] By the way, for bonus discussion, how bad IS it really? o_O
...Hypocrite much?
 

GaryH

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Seriously? This is actually a thing that genuinely freaks most of you guys out?! I thought that was just a really stupid stereotype used by bad stand-up comedians...

It's a fact of life, deal with it. You all sound like a bunch of children.