OMg I wish there was a rep system on this site! I'd rep you and then spread it around until I repped you 50 times.Talal Provides said:Does she do stand-up or something?
So it's just me that gets girlfriends who love nothing more than talking about those bodily functions then?teutonicman said:So talk to her about beating off, farting, or belching. OH! Pooping, talk to her about your favourite dumps. There is nothing like a good poop sometimes.
Mmm, yea, nothing sexier than bloody vagina.jovack22 said:Maybe you should pay attention and humour her. After all, girls are very horny during their periods. Just sayin'...
Those were my thoughts exactly when I clicked open the thread...xdom125x said:This topic is making me try to think up a pun on "put a cork in it" for your use.
Start talking to her about your wet dreams, morning wood, etc.Urgh76 said:Yes, and I find it... utterly disgusting.
I have already shown how much I don't want her to talk about stuff like that, but she does it now to toy with me for she loves seeing me miserable XD
The whole conversation at lunch was about how much pain she's in/ she was fine in the morning/ talking to her other feminine friend about tampons/ asking ME if I use tampons, etc.
I don't want it to be like that tomorrow or any other day, so what should I do?
By the way, for bonus discussion, how bad IS it really?![]()
I don't think I would ever complain if I had a girlfriend that I could compare dumps with.Vrach said:So it's just me that gets girlfriends who love nothing more than talking about those bodily functions then?teutonicman said:So talk to her about beating off, farting, or belching. OH! Pooping, talk to her about your favourite dumps. There is nothing like a good poop sometimes.![]()
Change the subject to your dick...I'm serious. Do it.Urgh76 said:Yes, and I find it... utterly disgusting.
I have already shown how much I don't want her to talk about stuff like that, but she does it now to toy with me for she loves seeing me miserable XD
The whole conversation at lunch was about how much pain she's in/ she was fine in the morning/ talking to her other feminine friend about tampons/ asking ME if I use tampons, etc.
I don't want it to be like that tomorrow or any other day, so what should I do?
By the way, for bonus discussion, how bad IS it really?![]()
Not so much a complaint... more a philosophical queryteutonicman said:I don't think I would ever complain if I had a girlfriend that I could compare dumps with.Vrach said:So it's just me that gets girlfriends who love nothing more than talking about those bodily functions then?teutonicman said:So talk to her about beating off, farting, or belching. OH! Pooping, talk to her about your favourite dumps. There is nothing like a good poop sometimes.![]()
its happened to me before but it was normal since i had just got it piercedThat Guy Who Phails said:Well, if blood came out of your cock, you wouldn't be very quite about it to your girlfriend, would you?
...Hypocrite much?Urgh76 said:Yes, and I find it... utterly disgusting.
I have already shown how much I don't want her to talk about stuff like that, [...] By the way, for bonus discussion, how bad IS it really?![]()