My kingdom for a quote

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

"When you all come back as zombies, i'm going to enjoy killing you twats" Thats what i'd say

 

[Kimarous]

"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." - Bilbo Baggins

 

[urithe]

"There go 12 years of my life that I will never get back" - someone

 

[Kilo24]

"The Earth is degenerating these days. Bribery and corruption abound.
Children no longer mind their parents, every man wants to write a book,
and it is evident that the end of the world is fast approaching."
- Assyrian Stone Tablet, 2800BC

Heck, that was mine.

 

[Latinidiot]

let's see....

fear not man, who practices thousand attacks one times, but, fear man, who practices one attack a thousand times.- Very Hairy Lee

one fourthof the american populace are retarded-George W Bush
oh yeah and this one: to be or n-*thud*-GRAAH

 

[Spineyguy]

'A DONKEY! A DONKEY! MY KINGDOM FOR A DONKEY!'

Thespian voice: Worms Armageddon

 

[Sethzard]

Speaking to me is like being hit over the head by a lemon wedge wrapped around a gold brick - Edited hitchhikers guide

 

[Instant K4rma]

"Life is what happens to you while your busy making other plans" - John Lennon

"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing you dont put fruit in a salad."

 

[obliterate]

"It's been a blast...to the head."

Tried that...didn't work

 

[Spineyguy]

We're owl exterminators.

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

"I think sex between a man and a woman is fine, so long as you get between the right man and the right woman." - Woody Allen.

"Kiss me - I'm Jewish!"...? Unless your name is a lie, which will make me grumpy.

 

[Toynip]

"I came i saw i conquered" -Caesar

Add a little spice with "Veni, vidi, veni."

Or just go with "He took a duck in the face at 250 knots."

I came, I saw, I came? that hardly seems appropriate. There's always I came, I saw, I buggered off. or you could quote black adder.

In that case, why not put "Veni, vidi, veni. In your face."

 

[Fritzvalt]

"I hate you all."

"I never learned to read or write."

"Isn't it a bit early to be signing yearbooks?"

"See you at McDonald's, but which of us will be behind the register?"

 

[esperandote]

im with stupid ->

 

[Jedamethis]

I AM THE LAW

I'll be back

Never gonna give you up...

And when you're dead I will be, Still Alive

 

[ae86gamer]

"I'm leaving high school the same way I entered it... unable to read or write."

 

[JokerboyJordan]

Veni, vidi, nates calce concidi. ~ I came, I saw, I kicked ass.

 

[GrinningManiac]

I started with nothing and I still got most of it left.

It was a famous musician, a rock star I think, who said that.

Whilst we're on quotes, here's one that WON'T work as a seniors quote, but I love it all the same, I found it today.

"Earl of Sandwhich: You shall either die of the pox or on the gallows
John Wilkes: That sir depends on whether I embrace your mistress or your politics?