My Stretch Armstrong Has Passed Away

[Abedeus]

And this was worth wasting our time because?

 

[Syntax Error]

Stop blaming me for your problems. I did not kill this one.

Don't feel so guilty. Grim Reapers only fetch the dead. You only know when they die, not how. Not unless you're a rogue Grim Reaper. If that was the case, well, consider me pleading for mercy in 5...4...3...2...

 

[Caimekaze]

I told you, it was probably one of my underlings.
Probably the one who speaks Australian.

Well I never. Implicating me in this?

 

[xxiadamixx]

I think it was suicide. Think about it, if some kid was pulling your limbs all day wouldn't you feel pretty suicidal? Come to think of it I wonder what impact stretch armstrongs had on the world. Oh well, he's in a better place, stretchy heaven.

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

Stretch Armstrong is... dead? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s

 

[SenseOfTumour]

I have to say, I enjoyed a moment of nostalgia here, and it amused me, so here's a vote for 'not a pointless thread'

 

[minarri]

Aw man, what a tragedy.

That's seriously nostalgic, though I liked the dog more. Oh, and those alien things that you could vacuum-seal yourself! Those kicked ass, at least until you sneezed and sawdust went everywhere.

 

[Nazulu]

I miss all my old toys *crys*

I used to have heaps of war planets and monster trucks but my brother broke them all. One day he will get his cumuffins!

 

[Syntax Error]

Stop blaming me for your problems. I did not kill this one.

Don't feel so guilty. Grim Reapers only fetch the dead. You only know when they die, not how. Not unless you're a rogue Grim Reaper. If that was the case, well, consider me pleading for mercy in 5...4...3...2...

Actually, in this universe, Reapers (or more accurately, Reaper,) is responsible for setting up the death as well as taking the soul.

It's why I need so many underlings.
They mostly do the paperwork.

Say, what happens to you if you somehow become incapacitated or removed from existence (far-fetched, I know)? Is there a gauntlet of tests for your followers or is there a child of prophecy to find a replacement? Because if its the former rather than the latter, I'd be seriously considering being your underling.

 

[SomeBritishDude]

Stretch Armstronge was pretty damn awesome. Rest in peace my stretchy friend.

 

[terribleyetfun]

Stop blaming me for your problems. I did not kill this one.

Don't feel so guilty. Grim Reapers only fetch the dead. You only know when they die, not how. Not unless you're a rogue Grim Reaper. If that was the case, well, consider me pleading for mercy in 5...4...3...2...

Actually, in this universe, Reapers (or more accurately, Reaper,) is responsible for setting up the death as well as taking the soul.

It's why I need so many underlings.
They mostly do the paperwork.

wait you have underlings where can I get me some I need some minions to do stuff for me.

 

[Syntax Error]

Say, what happens to you if you somehow become incapacitated or removed from existence (far-fetched, I know)? Is there a gauntlet of tests for your followers or is there a child of prophecy to find a replacement? Because if its the former rather than the latter, I'd be seriously considering being your underling.

Actually, I am eternal.

But if you speak another language aside from English, you can serve as my proxy in countries where English is not the dominant language.

Well, I'm effectively bilingual, so I shall let the presence of the Reaper be known on my side of the world! Ok, I'll stop derailing now.

 

[Simalacrum]

Stop blaming me for your problems. I did not kill this one.

Pffff. Yeah right.

Why the hell is everyone offering condolences? I laugh in the dead Stretch's face.

I don't even know what it is.

Stop blaming me for your problems. I did not kill this one.

Then who did ? (Stares at you)

Probably one of my assistants.
I can't be everywhere.

I don't even speak Chinese! I can't reap people I can't talk to.
Well, I guess I could. But they'd struggle and I'd have to scythe them and then there's the paperwork...

She/he said the GRIM reaper, not the GIMP reaper. Difference.

FIGHT YOU

Stop blaming me for your problems. I did not kill this one.

we have evidence

I have evidence that your parents don't love you.
Furthermore, you were adopted.

parents? what parents? I am a machine.
I was not adopted. I was created. and we have evidence

 

[thisguyfromthere]

This thread is not funny.

You think this is a joke? I'm pretty sure the OP doesn't think this is a joke! HAVE SOME PITY FOR THE DEAD! *sob*

I kid. Obviously.

 

[Rednog]

Does no one suspect Vac Man to be the culprit?


On another note I can't believe they are making a movie of Stretch Armstrong.

 

[Willwillwritehiswill]

It was inevitable. At least Stretch died as he lived... Dripping a gooey substance all over the place...