Mysterious mass animal deaths in U.S.A, Britain, and Sweden. Updated.

[Sewblon]

http://www.thestar.com/news/world/article/916503--40-000-crabs-join-slew-of-animal-death-mysteries Now that is something you don't hear about every day. Update: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1344913/Animal-death-mystery-8k-turtle-doves-fall-dead-Italy-blue-stain-beaks.html More fish and birds die en mass.

 

[Canid117]

It's the trees trying to murder M Night Shayamalan.

 

[FallenTraveler]

2012

nah, my original theory was that all the birds flew into the cloaked alien space ships, but now that crabs are in on it I'm not so sure

 

[squidbuddy99]

Oh hell, this stuff is worldwide? I just heard about this in Arkansas. Some birds fell out of the sky, apparently from trauma. My sister (who is a bit daft) was panicking, but I told her that some hick idiot was probably shooting at them, as hicks do, so they died of shock. But this is actually kinda spooky. Probably coincidence, I know, but still spooky. Most importantly, I gotta make sure my sister doesn't find out about this. I'd never hear the end of it.

 

[NeedAUserName]

I blame Canada! They've been too quiet for too long!

I imagine its just a new disease, although by the amount of animal deaths, and complete lack of human deaths, I have to say I'm not to scared at this point.

 

[Sewblon]

It's the trees trying to murder M Night Shayamalan.

Some how, I think that film critics will be the first to attempt to murder M Night Shayamalan.

 

[supermariner]

it's obviously the first fulfilled prophecy of the nuclear fire-demon apocolypse
obviously


OR
nothing

 

[HT_Black]

No, it's those noisy hubcaps from Condemned.

 

[BioHazardMan]

I blame the jews, gays, and muslims.

Just kidding, sounds like strange coincidence.

 

[jakko12345]

oh shiiit it's that scene off the core (sorta) where those birds go crazy and die. this clearly means that the earth's core has stopped. DON'T QUESTION THE LOGIC

Edit: ok it's nothing like that.

 

[F'Angus]

ARGH PANIC AND RUN!

 

[D Moness]

As long as there isn't a worldwide black-out(for a short time) for humanity it can not be that bad.
(cookie for the reference)

 

[Sewblon]

OR
nothing

Do you mean to say that small animals are dying en mass for no reason? Lets try and stay realistic here.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

CAn I just implore EVERYONE not to post any pictures? Please? It would help me not to freak out.

 

[Boom66]

As long as there isn't a worldwide black-out(for a short time) for humanity it can not be that bad.
(cookie for the reference)

Heh Flash forward

 

[Agent Cross]

This happened last year just wasn't big in the news. New Year's fireworks. Yup. They get the shit scared out of them, take-off, then fly around till their little birdie hearts go pop. T T

 

[Terminate421]

It's the trees trying to murder M Night Shayamalan.

Some how, I think that film critics will be the first to attempt to murder M Night Shayamalan.

At least he's a director thats TRYING to make something

They're probobly after Micheal Bay, this did start happening after the release of the title of Transformers 3

 

[Clockwork Scarecrow.]

Hmmm, guess the economic crisis is effecting the animal kingdom.

 

[D Moness]

As long as there isn't a worldwide black-out(for a short time) for humanity it can not be that bad.
(cookie for the reference)

Heh Flash forward

When i first heard that news that series was indeed the first thing that popped into my mind.
It is a bit weird since they believe it is caused by stress. If it is fireworks then why only this year(at least i can not remember it happening before

 

[AmayaOnnaOtaku]

I blame it on Snooki's new "book" if you can call it that.