Mysterious mass animal deaths in U.S.A, Britain, and Sweden. Updated.

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ShaqLevick

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Just think if this is a new disease it has to make the same mass number of mutations to spread to any one new species. So something like that may or may not make the jump to humans... but that's just considering the birds in arkansas. I would say I'm 99% on the crabs dying of hypothermia, it can't really be a surprise at this stage of the game that our greenhouse effect is a little out of whack.
 

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FallenTraveler said:
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nah, my original theory was that all the birds flew into the cloaked alien space ships, but now that crabs are in on it I'm not so sure
Cloaked landships are getting the crabs
 

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I don't know about England, but around Christmas the States had a mini-heatwave, raising temperatures along the East Coast to the lower 60s, the just as suddenly it dropped to 30s and upper 20s.]

The sudden change in temperature might have affect the immune systems of those poor birds, the cold finally did them in. Poor birds. Lucky predators, though; imagine some hungry fox walking through the forest think to himself, "Man, I wish I had a tasty bird right now." and a hundred of them fall from the sky.
 

DanielBrown

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50 jackdaws dead in Sweden, eh? I can see tomorrows headlines in front of me;
"MYSTERIOUS BIRD DISEASE! STAY INSIDE!
The people are rioting; Who will take responsibility?!"
 

Dystopia

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It makes me weirdly sad to think of all those birds flying around in a panic until they dropped dead. Poor birdies.
 

Thyunda

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The Unworthy Gentleman said:
The shellfish froze and the birds got scared shitless and died.
Probably the greatest argument against both survival of the fittest and Creationism. The birds' great survival mechanic is to die. They evolved to die when scared, and God made them to...die when scared.
 

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It's Cthulhu isn't it! Please tell me it is Cthulhu!
Okay, this is getting kind of creepy now... And I suspect this can mean only one thing... ZOMBIE BIRDS AND CRABS! I'm getting my shotgun and heading to the bunker, if you all are wise, you'll do the same.
 

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Thyunda said:
The Unworthy Gentleman said:
The shellfish froze and the birds got scared shitless and died.
Probably the greatest argument against both survival of the fittest and Creationism. The birds' great survival mechanic is to die. They evolved to die when scared, and God made them to...die when scared.
Do you want me to explain why are you wrong ?
 

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Cobbs said:
FallenTraveler said:
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nah, my original theory was that all the birds flew into the cloaked alien space ships, but now that crabs are in on it I'm not so sure
Cloaked landships are getting the crabs
Genius! Pure. Fucking. Genius.

Now I will begin writing my conspiracy theories.

by the way, anyone who knows marble hornets, it takes place in arkansas. coincidence? I think not
 

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annoyinglizardvoice said:
Global warming = UK gets bigger fluxuation in weather = animals caught of guard by sudden cold.
Then polar bears migrate and pick off what remains. We're fucked, you guise, fucked.
 

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[del]Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn![/del] Must be coincidence.
Thyunda said:
Probably the greatest argument against both survival of the fittest and Creationism. The birds' great survival mechanic is to die. They evolved to die when scared, and God made them to...die when scared.
I never said that God was perfect. :p
 

Thyunda

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Dana22 said:
Thyunda said:
The Unworthy Gentleman said:
The shellfish froze and the birds got scared shitless and died.
Probably the greatest argument against both survival of the fittest and Creationism. The birds' great survival mechanic is to die. They evolved to die when scared, and God made them to...die when scared.
Do you want me to explain why are you wrong ?
Do you want me to explain a sense of humour?
 

Dana22

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Thyunda said:
Dana22 said:
Thyunda said:
The Unworthy Gentleman said:
The shellfish froze and the birds got scared shitless and died.
Probably the greatest argument against both survival of the fittest and Creationism. The birds' great survival mechanic is to die. They evolved to die when scared, and God made them to...die when scared.
Do you want me to explain why are you wrong ?
Do you want me to explain a sense of humour?
Yes, please. . .
 

Thyunda

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Dana22 said:
Thyunda said:
Dana22 said:
Thyunda said:
The Unworthy Gentleman said:
The shellfish froze and the birds got scared shitless and died.
Probably the greatest argument against both survival of the fittest and Creationism. The birds' great survival mechanic is to die. They evolved to die when scared, and God made them to...die when scared.
Do you want me to explain why are you wrong ?
Do you want me to explain a sense of humour?
Yes, please. . .
Oh. Well..uh...it's one of those things that....I really didn't study for this test, I didn't think you'd say yes.
 

Dana22

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Thyunda said:
Dana22 said:
Thyunda said:
Dana22 said:
Thyunda said:
The Unworthy Gentleman said:
The shellfish froze and the birds got scared shitless and died.
Probably the greatest argument against both survival of the fittest and Creationism. The birds' great survival mechanic is to die. They evolved to die when scared, and God made them to...die when scared.
Do you want me to explain why are you wrong ?
Do you want me to explain a sense of humour?
Yes, please. . .
Oh. Well..uh...it's one of those things that....I really didn't study for this test, I didn't think you'd say yes.
Haha ! 1:0 for me ! But really, I thought you are serious. Smiley at the end would help people humour-impaired like me :d
 

Thyunda

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Dana22 said:
Thyunda said:
Dana22 said:
Thyunda said:
Dana22 said:
Thyunda said:
The Unworthy Gentleman said:
The shellfish froze and the birds got scared shitless and died.
Probably the greatest argument against both survival of the fittest and Creationism. The birds' great survival mechanic is to die. They evolved to die when scared, and God made them to...die when scared.
Do you want me to explain why are you wrong ?
Do you want me to explain a sense of humour?
Yes, please. . .
Oh. Well..uh...it's one of those things that....I really didn't study for this test, I didn't think you'd say yes.
Haha ! 1:0 for me ! But really, I thought you are serious. Smiley at the end would help people humour-impaired like me :d
It was his wording that triggered my response. "The birds got scared and died." I really don't think you can blame the deaths of three thousand birds on getting scared by fireworks, though.
 

tahrey

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USA birds: Probably someone let off a huge banger-rocket near the flock and they ALL died of shock at the same time. Or they were part of a huuuuge flock (they were starlings after all) passing over which had a very virulent and fatal disease passing through it, causing multiple birds to just fall out of the stream as they finally gave up. 1% of 200,000 is already a cool 2000 but isn't exactly an epidemic.

That or it's just the most enormous, rather sick hoax ever.

UK crabs: It's been unbelievably cold here in the run up to and just after christmas - I experienced double digit negative celcius temperatures in the midlands for the first time ever for a start, and it persisted for a good 48 hours as part of a much longer spell of bitterly cold and snowy weather. You may have heard about it - e.g. Heathrow closing, which is basically unprecedented. At least, not since we escaped the mini ice age of the 60s, where air travel was less important, no-one gave a crap about animals or ecology, the air was full of smoke and the sea full of radioactive sewage.

What happens on land is mirrored, although to a much milder extent, in the water. However, when it's already maybe 4 celcius out there, tops, and you're living on a knife edge, 1 or 2 degrees colder could be enough to shock you to death, and particularly the shallower inshore waters may have been only around 0 (saltwater freezing at a lower temperature of course). Hence crabs end up dying of thermal shock, or maybe they surfaced and got hit with a triple whammy of extra cold water, extreme cold on land, and a horrible evaporative windchill. Mmm, flash-frozen crab!

Sweden, who knows. Who cares. I've got my Ikea purchase for the year, I'm immune.