Naked Super Powers?

[Lineoutt]

CONGRATULATIONS! You now have the power of flight and super strength! The only thing is you can only use your powers when you are completely naked without any coverings! If you try to use them with clothes on, your clothes immediately fly off and purposely aim in the direction of nearby people's faces.

What do you do?

EDIT: Your body looks the same, you are granted no more sexiness then you already have.

EDIT 2: And yes, you can turn off super strength, you use your mind or something. Psshh, skeptics

 

[Firetaffer]

I wouldn't care, I can FLY!!!

 

[Skorpyo]

I would be alright with being naked, seeing as I'd instantly be granted an awesome, sexy body.

And then I could fly it all over the place! Free publicity to my sexiness.

EDIT: (Looks at edited OP)

...

Dammit. *covers shameful fatness*

 

[Dags90]

How would you ever "turn off" super strength? Isn't that part of the usual super strength tropes where you accidentally break a car door or pop a baby's head like a zit? Gonna have to move somewhere really warm, flying while naked will is a great way to develop hypothermia.

 

[CrystalShadow]

Flying? While naked?

Well, I don't like being naked, but it also sounds like a good way to freeze to death.

Other than that, eh. Could be worse. XD.

 

[Lineoutt]

I would be alright with being naked, seeing as I'd instantly be granted an awesome, sexy body.

And then I could fly it all over the place! Free publicity to my sexiness.

Read the edit on the main post

 

[FalloutJack]

I would put on all the clothes I can at once so that when I use my powers, my laundry flies off EVERYWHERE!!!

 

[Gilfareth]

I would wear as many clothes as possible and, when people least expect it, punch a hole in the nearest convenient furniture. Bam, clothes in everyone's faces! Not to mention the shrapnel from the broken tables.

 

[Naheal]

I'd use my powers and walk around nude. I'd also paint myself blue and rename myself "Dr. Manhattan."

 

[soulsabr]

It's naked man! *Da da da dah!* Protecting the tropical beaches from the forces of evil. Nude, flying, in this body? Awesome! And if somebody were to so much as snicker at me ... well ... have you ever seen the movie Hancock?

 

[Marik2]

I'd use my powers and walk around nude. I'd also paint myself blue and rename myself "Dr. Manhattan."

PFTHAHHAHAHAHAH XD

Yeah thats actually a pretty smart move.

 

[superbatranger]

Well, along with the super strength and flying, I'd have the amazing ability to offend conservative old folk when they see me flying stark-naked. It is a miracle I'm able to say all this with a straight face, and I sure hope I don't get in trouble for this post. I had said other stuff, but I took them out to stay on the safe side.

 

[Lineoutt]

Well, along with the super strength and flying, I'd have the amazing ability to offend conservative old folk when they see my willie flowing freely in the wind. Also, I'd have the ability to use my erection as a rudder to stay on course when it's particularly windy. It is a miracle I'm able to say all this with a straight face, and I sure hope I don't get in trouble for this post.

so make sure to bring playboy mags when its extra windy xD

 

[Capt. Crankypants]

I'd be sure to wear really heavy, chain-link and metal plate clothing. Go to a crowded place, then fly away nude and watch the carnage.

No, I wouldn't, that's not me, I'm not a meanie. Still, good idea though.

I wouldn't mind being naked, I'm very happy with my body, probably hang around at a 'clothing optional' beach all the time

 

[u4527646]

Well I already have the superpower of awesome sexyness... So this is just an excuse to show it off... And fight crime! So I could bypass nakedness laws by being a superhero and therefore above the law.

 

[superbatranger]

Well, along with the super strength and flying, I'd have the amazing ability to offend conservative old folk when they see my willie flowing freely in the wind. Also, I'd have the ability to use my erection as a rudder to stay on course when it's particularly windy. It is a miracle I'm able to say all this with a straight face, and I sure hope I don't get in trouble for this post.

so make sure to bring playboy mags when its extra windy xD

Well, I do have an appreciation for the female body, so I'd imagine a gentleman's magazine such as Playboy would do just fine.

 

[Summerstorm]

Hehe, reminds me of a question i got asked years ago:

If i could get superpowers by wearing a Sailor-Moon costume, would i? (I am not allowed to wear something over it - takes the powers away). Oh, and i am a man. Wouldn't be so bad if i was a woman...

Well... the NAKED AVENGER. You know... that isn't as bad as a Sailor Moon costume. You could even try and lie about it:

You see, Wendy, if i activate my awesome powers they disintigrate everything around me. That is why i can't wear clothes when i am fighting crime.

 

[omicron1]

Well, on a scientific basis: A "naked" statute implies some sort of adverse chain reaction upon contact with outside substances. This would make it exceptionally hard to do things such as rescue people, lift heavy objects, or use weapons. In sort, naked superheroes are exceptionally impractical.

...not to mention the arrests for public indecency...
...but I guess you wouldn't need a phone booth to switch getups.