Name a personal Epic Fail.

[Brainwreck]

My life in a nutshell.

As for something more specific: I backed out of the garage with the car... through a half-closed door (it's a double-door so one side was open). Broke the hinges on the fucking thing.
Fast forward 2 months, I did the exact same thing again.
Something's wrong with me.

 

[Sku1c]

Whilst climbing a tree I figured the next branch on the way up looked sturdy enough.

3 seconds (and 10 feet downwards) later I had one hell of a sore back, not least of all because I landed in nettle. Lucky I didn't break anything though.