Name one character from any medium that pisses you off, and describe how you would beat them.

[Hectix777]

Yep, it's one of those. I mean, we all have a character we hate so much its scary, whether it be Dan Hibiki, Morrigan, or every girl from an anime. And, even though you don't want to admit, you may have had some more sinister illusions of what you would do to them if you met them( I know I do)

Mine, it's this blue-haired emo prick I saw on this show my buddy likes, something about magicians or ninjas(he's an otaku). I don't even know his backstory, but I hate emos and anime, freaking filled the requirements on my death list. From lack of modern weaponry or humor, I would get a leash from Bulletstorm, Leash, bullet kick, thumperize until him i get bored, let him run, than shoot him in the @$$ with the explosive shell from the guided sniper rifle from the same game. Than, I'd just go up to the exploded remnants and do as Nick Cage did at the end of Drive Angry. And it will be glorious. That or just just hit 'im in the nuts twenty times with the shovel.

And also navi, I would just eat her like an apple, no brutality just consumption... This is not sexual

So who would you brutally maul/kill/beat up if you had the resources or training? And in what way? Answer now to win a dinner with American hero, Chuck Norris!

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Ambrose makes me angry. I'd kill him swiftly as possible for the trouble he causes, and not just for Kvothe.

 

[tthor]

god, i know there are some anime characters that i would happily beat ruthlessly, but i forget at the moment..

 

[Hectix777]

god, i know there are some anime characters that i would happily beat ruthlessly, but i forget at the moment..

Let's start with the ones featuring giant robots and awkward teenagers not having sex with youn willing nubile women, but that may terminate half the anime in japan. OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!!!

 

[tthor]

god, i know there are some anime characters that i would happily beat ruthlessly, but i forget at the moment..

Let's start with the ones featuring giant robots and awkward teenagers not having sex with youn willing nubile women, but that may terminate half the anime in japan. OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!!!

lets start with the cast of Full Metal Panic, and go from there

 

[Johnnyallstar]

Cersei f#^@ing Lannister. I would beat her to death with my bare penis.

Or my bare hands.

Probably both.

 

[GuitarSlingingManiac]

Mike Goldberg, Announcer for the UFC. God he's so stupid and says the most obvious things. He's the John Madden of the MMA world. I know he's not the anime or videogame character you guys are looking for, but I needed to rant a bit about him. Thank you for your time.

How I'd beat him: Hire Wanderlei Silva to Knee him silly.

 

[Cain_Zeros]

Near, from Death Note. I know it's wrong of me to do, because he's a kid, but I would take a lead pipe to his skull repeatedly and keep it up until he was unrecognizable.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

god, i know there are some anime characters that i would happily beat ruthlessly, but i forget at the moment..

Let's start with the ones featuring giant robots and awkward teenagers not having sex with young willing nubile women, but that may terminate half the anime in japan. OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!!!

Okay, but leave Shinji out of it. He paid his dues.

OT: I would beat Sofia Lamb. She is just terrible, and deserves a drill through her chest.

I'll pass on the Chuck Norris part.

 

[Mysticgamer]

Near, from Death Note. I know it's wrong of me to do, because he's a kid, but I would take a lead pipe to his skull repeatedly and keep it up until he was unrecognizable.

When your done with the pipe, Misa's next.

 

[Cain_Zeros]

Near, from Death Note. I know it's wrong of me to do, because he's a kid, but I would take a lead pipe to his skull repeatedly and keep it up until he was unrecognizable.

When your done with the pipe, Misa's next.

Too true. Misa's definitely second though, because at least hearing her say "Yagami" (at least in the Japanese version) doesn't piss me off.

 

[Hectix777]

Cersei f#^@ing Lannister. I would beat her to death with my bare penis.

Or my bare hands.

Probably both.

That sounds like an encounter of homosexual sexual encounters

 

[Hectix777]

Near, from Death Note. I know it's wrong of me to do, because he's a kid, but I would take a lead pipe to his skull repeatedly and keep it up until he was unrecognizable.

When your done with the pipe, Misa's next.

Too true. Misa's definitely second though, because at least hearing her say "Yagami" (at least in the Japanese version) doesn't piss me off.

Don't forget about the main guy. He's a *****. Can't be happy with an ageless super model, a good looking future, the ability to get any girl, and a book that makes people die. No it's," I'm going to be a God!!!" how has that worked in the past? He's such a whiny *****, plus crim isn't that bad in Japan.

 

[Soviet Heavy]

Bethany and Carver. Both of them are whiny assholes who either die or get screwed over because they never learned how to take care of themselves.

 

[idodo35]

the father from the movie precios and i would kill him very slowly and very painfully (seriosly jesus fuck!ng christ how can you not choose him for that one?!)

 

[Cain_Zeros]

Near, from Death Note. I know it's wrong of me to do, because he's a kid, but I would take a lead pipe to his skull repeatedly and keep it up until he was unrecognizable.

When your done with the pipe, Misa's next.

Too true. Misa's definitely second though, because at least hearing her say "Yagami" (at least in the Japanese version) doesn't piss me off.

Don't forget about the main guy. He's a *****. Can't be happy with an ageless super model, a good looking future, the ability to get any girl, and a book that makes people die. No it's," I'm going to be a God!!!" how has that worked in the past? He's such a whiny *****, plus crim isn't that bad in Japan.

The god complex really was his undoing. If he'd focused on creating a peaceful world without bothering with trying to be the god of that world, he'd have been fine, or at least not given himself away in the long run. And I can understand why he wouldn't be happy with Misa. He needs someone more intellectually stimulating.

 

[Swny Nerdgasm]

Ambrose makes me angry. I'd kill him swiftly as possible for the trouble he causes, and not just for Kvothe.

Don't worry I'm sure Ambrose will get his, the Series is called The Kingkiller Chronicles after all

 

[Hectix777]

Near, from Death Note. I know it's wrong of me to do, because he's a kid, but I would take a lead pipe to his skull repeatedly and keep it up until he was unrecognizable.

When your done with the pipe, Misa's next.

Too true. Misa's definitely second though, because at least hearing her say "Yagami" (at least in the Japanese version) doesn't piss me off.

Don't forget about the main guy. He's a *****. Can't be happy with an ageless super model, a good looking future, the ability to get any girl, and a book that makes people die. No it's," I'm going to be a God!!!" how has that worked in the past? He's such a whiny *****, plus crim isn't that bad in Japan.

The god complex really was his undoing. If he'd focused on creating a peaceful world without bothering with trying to be the god of that world, he'd have been fine, or at least not given himself away in the long run. And I can understand why he wouldn't be happy with Misa. He needs someone more intellectually stimulating.

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He's still a little *****

 

[Light 086]

The only people that come to mind is Miranda Lawson and 'Illusive Man' from Mass Effect 2. Illusive man will end up with that cigar up his ass laced with a little bit of battery acid. As for Miranda I'll peel off her perfectly engineered skin and make her eat it, then roll her in salt. To keep this thread civil I won't list any more details to what I would do, lets just say even Canada would reinstate the death penalty.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Hope from FFXIII, and I'd beat that whiny little ***** with his own boomerang.

I'd post a pic of him, but god he fills me with rage just looking at him, how he makes me want to punch a kitten.