Jasmine. An awesome nerd girl who likes alomost literally every single thing I like. And it's not just the novelty of a nerd girl she's so fun and so nice, but she has a boyfriend who is apparantly a porn star. Probably not true but he rolls he cash and is, well, he's essentially me but with money which just fucking galls me. Don't think she's a gold digger it's the fact that he has any money, while I am just really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really fucking poor. Like £23,000 in debt poor.