Name your fort.

[Patchi Knowledge]

Either Dustbowl, Where there would be many many Sentries
Or the Scarlet devil mansion.
Or Fort Hey-We-Got-No-Treasure in here.

 

[TheLastCylon]

Fort Awesome, for obvious reasons.

 

[Axelgear]

Fort Walrus.

Fort E-Five

Fort You-natt-lee

Fort Heaven's Sakes

And, lastly, Fort Bad-Pun.

 

[Redingold]

I think the best one I've ever heard was Don'tgonearthe Castle (castle, fort, same difference).

For me, though...

Hell, I dunno...

 

[Mad Maniac with axe-firing chainsaw]

No need. My fort doesn't require a name, it takes names from others.

 

[Ironic]

Fort Delicate...its an oxymoron because its SUPER fortified.

 

[Actual Charlie Nash]

fort you?
(get it?)

 

[Insanum]

The shed.

 

[speedcoreXdandy]

Fort Bruce Campbell. (That's my answer to all of this type of thread)

 

[The Austin]

I'd call it the "I have to fort"
Get it?
Anyone?
anyone?
hello?
Helllooooo?

 

[Caninus]

Fort EVIL.........

And I would have a castle. Forts are for taliban.

Yes...IF you discard all the forts that are scattered around Europe...and all those place in America called "fort something or other" then forts are for the Taliban...

OT I guess I'd have to call mine Fort Tagan only because I'm crap at making up place names (normal or witty0 and I have a bust Tagan power pack sitting on the shelf next to me...

 

[Axelgear]

Fort Ified Bread?

 

[Sewer Rat]

Fort I Can't Come up with a Clever Name.

 

[More Fun To Compute]

Fort Otto Trof. It would guard the worlds supply of surplus palindromes in case of a palindrome related disaster.

 

[Gerazzi]

Fort Awesome, because it is.

You stole my words.
Fine my fort will be...
Fort Europa.
I can moon people.
I feel bad for that terrible pun

 

[G1eet]

Fort Don't Look Behind You, That's our Sneak Attack and We Rolled Initiative.

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

I would call it...The fort surrounded by the forest of the knights who say...nii!

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

Incredibly Bullshitty Fort. It would look overwhelmingly gigantic and unfair, but would topple over, if you so much as sneeze near it. After that I would of course have to build another one, and that would be called Fort Esque... Haha, how clever.