Name your fort.
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fort world domination
and it will be guarded by 10000 tough guys and 10000 soft guys to make the tough guys tougher
and it will be guarded by 10000 tough guys and 10000 soft guys to make the tough guys tougher
Fort Titty Puff. For whenever someone goes to capture the fort, they have to say to their subordinates "We are going to TAKE Fort Titty Puff!" And will then lose all credibility among their men, become disgraced, and creep away to go captrue some more aggressive. Meanwhile, Fort Titty Puff will be the secret mainstay of my army, and a place to hole up indefinitely, supplied with farms, livestock, garrisons, industrial processing centers, the lot.
Fort Candyland.
It will be made out of cotton candy, chocolate, candy canes and Belgian waffles so when enemies attack they'll be too busy eating the delicious walls to notice that my personal army of T-800's are about to kill them with miniguns that shoot hard toffee.
It will be made out of cotton candy, chocolate, candy canes and Belgian waffles so when enemies attack they'll be too busy eating the delicious walls to notice that my personal army of T-800's are about to kill them with miniguns that shoot hard toffee.
Fort super mega awesome cheese pancake sander cohen, coffee grinds empire sheep cookie bull beer mega indestructable spiders tum teetly too death christ happy happy mega fun time wrists smelling cake farting cat eating shovel licking snow sitting plant chopping paladins bottom pot cocaine weed marathing baseball sexy sexington mr bubbles the 11th of the 5th of the 4th house of the 2nd family who lived on the 7th moon of the 4th plant and a guy missing his left index finger named gary who had several clones who oculd only gary HAHA GARY GAAAAARRY. tea bags cartam nramble jamble dibble dee doo to tum ta-ta foo rocky smell smuthsing fudging crispy bbqwtf turtle pie shell god is a pencil mega awesome totally long name super mega death christ riding a chinese puff of smoke.
yay 100th post....it took me a year to get a 100 posts...
yay 100th post....it took me a year to get a 100 posts...
Once when I was six and on holiday, I built a sand castle on a rocky out-crop, protected from the evils of the tide. For four days straight I came back to the beach and kept the little sand castle in good shape, extending it into a little sand city and making any repairs that needed to be made.
Then on the fifth day I arrived to find a group of other kids had gotten there first and smashed it...how I mourned the destruction of my little creation.
I had named the castle "Fort impenetrable", and for four days it lived up to it's name.
So that is what I would name my fort if I ever had one.
Then on the fifth day I arrived to find a group of other kids had gotten there first and smashed it...how I mourned the destruction of my little creation.
I had named the castle "Fort impenetrable", and for four days it lived up to it's name.
So that is what I would name my fort if I ever had one.
