Name your fort.

[Agent Larkin]

Fort Thunderchild.

 

[masterjiji]

it would be Fort Wort Wort. my guards would be obvious.

 

[Gaderael]

Fort He's A Jolly Good Fellow? Perhaps, Fort Eh Horde (or Eh Alliance). How about Fort Une Cookie? Oh Fort Una? Fort Score and Seven Years Ago?

...oh god...make it stop...please, MAKE THE PUNS STOP!!!

lol @ fort eh horde

You cannot Forts me to stop. MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Simriel]

Fort DOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (spelled with exactly that number of Os)

 

[GoldenRaz]

Fort eh-win.
/bad pun

Damn. Beaten to it. You are a worthy competitor, random person from the internet. A worthy competitor indeed.

We shall meet again, War Penguin! Indeed we shall...
...or not, whatever fits your schedule.

 

[Simriel]

I'd name it Bob, but I'd call it Herbert. Heh.

Or Fort Eastwood.

Good old Harold.

 

[iain62a]

My fortress would be called Mengugosh, "Lashhollow".

I'm surprised that this was the first Dwarf Fortress reference.

 

[War Penguin]

Fort eh-win.
/bad pun

Damn. Beaten to it. You are a worthy competitor, random person from the internet. A worthy competitor indeed.

We shall meet again, War Penguin! Indeed we shall...
...or not, whatever fits your schedule.

I'm free until september. So yeah... We shall meet again, GoldenRaz!

 

[LeonLethality]

... fort fort because I'm so original

 

[Boxes_Of_Boxes]

Fort Oak wood cus thats the type of tree it would be in :3

 

[Jedamethis]

Scary Evil Bastards House

 

[magnuslion]

Valhalla

 

[Deleric]

Fort Epic Monkeysausages

 

[CrashTestZombie]

I would call mine The Cube of Uncertainty .

Because it would be in the shape of a sphere.

 

[Avaholic03]

Forts are for keeping people out. But most notably they would keep any women from wanting to come in. So you could safely call it "Fort Blueballs".

 

[Ruzzian Roulette]

Fort Ragnarok

 

[Zacharine]

The Fort Lacking military planning

Because forts really don't serve such a purpose these days. And to honor Ian Banks.

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

Fort Sink-hole, no-one would go there >.>