NATURE IS OUT TO GET YOU - Your most terrifying animal

[Owyn_Merrilin]

My worst feared animal is the crocodile as of now. I watched a show on how these Africaaners (South African Europeans)got their boat flipped by an angry hippo while they fishing on the most Crocodile infested river in Africa.

The guide swam to shore to go get help, but was attacked by a crocodile as he was just about to get out of the river >.<. Ironically the people who stood knee high on a sandbar in the middle of the river were fine through the whole ordeal.

I live in Florida and everyone talks about alligators, but they're not that aggressive at all; the only ones you have to watch out for a the large 10-12 foot ones, but that show made me paranoid as hell anway -_-

They were all rescued (even the guy who was attacked) and all survived.

I've always heard it's the Hippos you should be afraid of, not the crocodiles, which makes the situation you just described even crazier. That aside, I hope you at least respect the Gators. I also live in Florida, and I can tell you; they may not be all that aggressive if you just happen to come across one, but if you're anywhere near a nest in mating season, you're gonna want to get out of there. Momma gators are mean.

 

[Dooblet]

snakes? snakes??!?!? SNAKESSSS!!!!! im terrified of them, but i have a reason. Almost stepped on a coiled rattle snake when i was a kid. That fucker could've jumped if it wanted to. I've been afraid ever since.

 

[thenumberthirteen]

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FUCKING GIANT GORILLAS!

 

[Fightgarr]

Candiru...
Scarier than pirhanas in the same waters.
Look them up. They get scary when you find out what they do.

This is exactly what I would have said... I'm sorry I like the ability use my urethra a little too much to house a mother Candiro and her eggs...

 

[shadyh8er]

I'm so scared of bears that if I ever run into one, I'm just gonna start writing my last will and testament right there. Also any kind of wildcat, jellyfish, sting rays, and hippos. Even crocodiles don't go near hippos!

 

[Legend of J]

god-damn alligators. I wrote an essay in English about the events leading to this fear.

Yeah?

But i think my most scariest animal is a lama you may think wutt but i used to work on a farm and i have never being thrashed about by anythink compared to one of them.

Seriosly and i worked near bullocks (young bulls).

 

[Aerodyamic]

I'm the animal that scares me most.

 

[Vrex360]

Humans.

They truly are hideous and vile creatures that are endlessly destructive and violent. Surely this planet can only rest in relief when they are all destroyed.

*ahem*

I also distrust a lot of the 'cute' animals because from what I've learned you really can't trust them. Especially not the Dolphin which is known to attack and kill animals for fun and of whom males often attempts to rape female dolphins and even try it out on humans.

 

[Amethyst Wind]

Badgers. Not only are they vicious fucks, but they carry so many diseases on them that their breath can cause cancer.

Yes, badgers have carcinogenic halitosis.

 

[HT_Black]

I don't fear animals; I respect the ones I can't eat.

 

[Brownie101]

Hmm...You know what? I'll quote one of the comedians from Good News Week one time:

I thought it would be quicker to make a list of Australian animals that aren't dangerous, and here it is.
Some of the sheep.

Honestly? Blue ringed Octopus/Box Jellyfish scare the hell out of me.

 

[ultrachicken]

anything that is bigger than me and lives in the water.

 

[cryogeist]

army ants.......makes everything there little bi**
stay off the ground i repete STAY OFF THE GROUND
south americas jungels are fu**ed
(at least i think that where there from

 

[GRoXERs]

I don't fear animals; I respect the ones I can't eat.

There is no animal you can't eat.
Some of them you can only eat once, of course, but hey. You can still eat them.

 

[cryogeist]

Amazed how you can hate Ants.
I love ants. I find them very fascinating and I'd want to dig out a Queen once.
Actually I tried once. Digged up more than half a hive once. Got the ANT-Air Force on me amongst other countermeasures so I had to eventually stop due to it itching to much. So we gave 3 spiders to the ants and they killed all three of them. One got so panicked it ran straight into the deepest depths of the anthive.[/quote] how are you alive!

 

[cheese_wizington]

Spiders.

My bed isn't your house deadbeats!

 

[Vrud]

http://www.cracked.com/article_15816_5-most-horrifying-bugs-in-world.html

You're welcome.

 

[Grahav]

Constrictor snakes. They won't attack you because they are defending themselves (like venomous snakes) but to EAT you.

The idea of being slowly squished to death and swallowed whole is ennervating.