NATURE IS OUT TO GET YOU - Your most terrifying animal
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Spiders, the ones that can sneak under your bedsheets and when you are right about to go to bed you lift the covers and it darts towards you, that particular breed I just can't stand.
So basically all spiders.
So basically all spiders.
How could you possibly ninja me with the Honey Badger?!!?Starkiller8965 said:
Goddamn. I applause you sir.
Sorry, let me try that again:GRoXERs said:
I don't fear animals; I respect the ones that I can't kill.
But for the record, possums are freaky creatures. The only one I ever killed had to be beheaded with a katana drenched in holy water, and even then it kept hissing at me. Those things are rats-outta-Hell.
EDIT: I also live in fear of the wild Goatse, but fortunately only one exists, and it's somewhere in Southeast Asia.
Spiders, definitely spiders, but not little ones I can easily kill or catch, but huge ones as big as dinner plates.. yeah, I'm never gonna travel to such places.
Centipedes, all their little legs and if you get close to one they'll run right the fuck at you, I had that happen as a kid, think it hissed at me as it ran at me then it ran away.
I hate bugs the most, but actual animals, not insects actually fascinate me and I wanna learn more about or actually meet one, like a Liger, my favorite big cat, also a Panda, love them.
The only insect I can stand is a praying mantis, I mean, come on, they're fucking Ninjas, in fact there's a whole martial art technique inspired by that one bug! Fucking. Awesome!
Centipedes, all their little legs and if you get close to one they'll run right the fuck at you, I had that happen as a kid, think it hissed at me as it ran at me then it ran away.
I hate bugs the most, but actual animals, not insects actually fascinate me and I wanna learn more about or actually meet one, like a Liger, my favorite big cat, also a Panda, love them.
The only insect I can stand is a praying mantis, I mean, come on, they're fucking Ninjas, in fact there's a whole martial art technique inspired by that one bug! Fucking. Awesome!
As it turns out the males of that species has some spurs on its hind legs the releases a toxin capable of crippling a full sized adult human for months. Enjoy your nightmares kids!Tirunus said:These mother fuckers killed my entire family.
Look into his hate filled eyes.
OP: Australia has a number of horrifying abominations.
Am I the only person who thought this post would end with the wasp being squashed by an accoustic bass?Aunel said:
I hate these fuckers so much...
and wasps, today one of 'em got in my room, I just grabbed my acoustic bass and went to another room.
At least you can survive a Blue Ringer's sting if you have a friend on hand who knows CPR.Brownie101 said:
Crocodiles are worse... they can run faster than a horse, and they like to ambush you. Not to mention that they're aggressive as hell in the mating season, and that they prefer to drown you than kill you outright.
Snakes are pretty bad, even the ones that aren't venomous. And adult kangaroos can disembowel a human with their back legs.
Oh yeah... don't forget the spiders...
Yes, I do respect alligators (I've spent my entire life outdoors and I've encountered many).
Mating season has never affect my fishing, I only hear male gators calling and grunting during mating season.
Hippos are very dangerous, but in this case one simply flipped their boat and left the people at the mercy of the crocdiles (They knew that if they all tried to swim to the shore that they would be taken one by one).
As I mentioed also, this was the most croc infested river in all of Africa, the show estimated that there was a Crocodile for few yards.
Mating season has never affect my fishing, I only hear male gators calling and grunting during mating season.
Hippos are very dangerous, but in this case one simply flipped their boat and left the people at the mercy of the crocdiles (They knew that if they all tried to swim to the shore that they would be taken one by one).
As I mentioed also, this was the most croc infested river in all of Africa, the show estimated that there was a Crocodile for few yards.
Crocs definitly have the potential to be terrifying, but they just don't make me as afraid as the two I mentioned.I_am_a_Spoon said:
Though, I concede on the spiders. Specifically, the Sydney Funnel Web. Nasty little bastard.
Spiders of course. Centipedes, millipedes, and scorpions also creep me out. Pretty much any bug with 8 legs or more is on my list.
