Negative Reinforcement The Game

[Neonbob]

Why? The current one is cool.

I should avoid death.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

But that's inevitable, so why bother?

I should bury my pet hamster.

 

[Neonbob]

Why? I'll just dig it up and eat it.

I should stop hitting people with trains.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

But they may become evil dictators and destroy humanity.

I should stop coming up with random posts.

 

[Neonbob]

Why? You entertain me with them.

I should stop wishing for my brother to meet a horrible death.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Damn right you should! You should be trying to meet a horrible death yourself!

I might need to stop poking fun at Neonbob's ridiculous avatar. (oops)

 

[Neonbob]

Why? It's funny and ridiculous and worth poking fun at. But I'll still have to try to kill you. It's a formality, you know.

I should be careful with my posts for a while.

 

[TheDoctor455]

What was your first clue, Sherlock?

I need to buy Prototype, but it's not OUT YET!

 

[Neonbob]

So go steal it. If it doesn't suck.

I should get ready for bed.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Yes, you bloody well should, because I'm sick and tired of responding to your posts on this thread! I'd like to talk to other people damn it! And if you can't get to sleep, stay away from this thread!


I might need to stop being so mean.

 

[Neonbob]

Why bother? It makes reading your responses so much more fun for me.

I should take some medication tomorrow to control my thoughts.

 

[TheDoctor455]

NO! Don't take the medication! It'll erase your memory! It'll give you every STD that exists! You'll never get to have kids! And... on second thought, go ahead and take that medication you mad bastard.


I might need to finish reading Neal Stephonson's "The Diamond Age".

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

Why would you do that? It's a terrible book anyway.

I should geet more sleep. I'm tired.

 

[Neonbob]

Why? It'll brainwash you and force you to live a life of solitude in the mountains of Georgia while hunting for food in the gutters! And you'll be bored.
Why? It'll just give me time to find you and beat you senseless...I mean you'll be tired later anyway.

I should check my grades.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Why? You already know that they're shit. So why put yourself through the aggravation, you little retard?


I need to work out how the hell George W. Bush became president.

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

Why? That's useless information. Figure out where I hid your plans to assassinate Obama are instead.

I need to go to sleep now. Good night.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Sure go to sleep, what the fuck do we care? Okay, now that he's gone, we can go on to plot his murder. (and for the record I have no plans to assassinate Obama, I mean, I voted for him)

Anyway...


I need to update my fake conspiracy theory site.

 

[Neonbob]

Why? The people who follow it are stupid enough that they think you already do because the date at the top keeps changing.
[sup]I think we should plant a thermobaric bomb in his crapper[/sup]

I should rewire my sound system.

 

[NeoAC]

Why bother, it'll just play your crappy music.

I should not insult Neonbob's taste in music.

 

[the Tadman]

Why bother? Everyone already has.

I should get a nice cold beverage.