Negative Reinforcement The Game

[Neonbob]

Why? I'll make a worse disease and give it to you first if you do.

I should shoot squirrels.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Go ahead and shoot the squirrels if you want, but isn't that kind of a step down from nuking the whales?

I need to finish up a quick paper for my videogame class (I kid you not) on games for girls... I know! I'll do it on Left 4 Dead!

 

[slevin8989]

Why bother you're gonna fail anyway might as well quit and there's no such thing as girl gamers

I should start a fight club

 

[Neonbob]

Why? I've already planted the bombs.

I should reapply the lotion of doom to the people in the basement.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Er... yeah, good luck with that... you little psycho.

I need to buy a copy of Left 4 Dead for my little sister (she's 12, and she's played it on my computer and loves it... and its not really like I'm getting her God of War or GTA or anything like that).

 

[slevin8989]

Why bother she already fights zombies in real life

I should really see a psychiatrist

 

[Neonbob]

Why? We're more fun. Unless it's for some kind of other mental thing. Then you should.

I should run over that person again.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Yeah, go ahead. At this point I'm sure that a prison sentence is pretty much inevitable for you, so go and knock yourself out.


I should invent a Portal Gun.

 

[Neonbob]

Why? You'll misfire it and your head will be transported to Mars and your balls to Venice. Go right ahead if you really want to, though.

I should listen to music.

 

[slevin8989]

Why bother most music now-a-days sucks

I should learn how to use the atomic bomb

 

[TheDoctor455]

What's the bloody point? All music in this day and age is entirely devoted to either A) whores getting shot with guns, or B) some stereotypical emo girl droning on and on about how life is pointless now that her latest revolver door boyfriend has left her.

I should probably tell the authorities about Neonbob's plans to nuke the whales.

 

[Neonbob]

Why? I'll just have to kill them, too. On second thought, you should. I'm getting low on bodies.

I should go in international waters.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Why? We all know that the whales hang out in San Francisco, so going to international waters would be a waste of your time. Oh crap, I just gave you an idea...


I should probably stop giving Neonbob ideas...

 

[Neonbob]

Why? They reduce my down time and I pay you five dollars for you troubles.
*runs off to San Fran*

I should buy a boat.

 

[TheDoctor455]

No you shouldn't. Because when you activate the nuclear device, you'll get caught in the blast radius... damn it! I just gave you ANOTHER idea... If I'm going to keep doing this, then you had bloody well better start coughing up some money.

I need to work out how I got into this argument with Neonbob.

 

[slevin8989]

Why bother the there's no way for you to get out of it now

I should learn to be modest

 

[Zombie_Fish]

But then, people won't be offended, and that's no fun.

I should watch more comedian videos.

 

[Neonbob]

Why? I'm funnier.

I should blow up another daycare.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

But there's already no more in your town, you'll need to go 30 miles just to get the next one¬

I should save my money up to buy something good.

 

[Neonbob]

Why? You should save it up and get several good things. Like a pitchfork, some hay, matches, and hedge trimmers.

I should wear a mask on my killing sprees.