Negative Reinforcement The Game

[TheDoctor455]

Why? There isn't anything good out right now. We're just drowning in piss and diarrhea.

I should be more patient with Blizzard and their CONSTANT delays for Starcraft 2.

 

[Neonbob]

Why? It'll come out eventually.

I should get hired soon.

 

[slevin8989]

Why bother you'll just kill you're boss

I should not hire you

 

[Neonbob]

Why? You want to live forever?

I should be a grammar nazi more often.

 

[slevin8989]

Why bother it's not like I'll start actually using grammars

I should use better grammers

 

[Neonbob]

Why? I'll still have to shoot you.

I should end hunger.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

But then people won't suffer.

I should travel the world.

 

[Neonbob]

Why? I've destroyed most of it.
[sup]And my manner of ending hunger? Eating the poor![/sup]

I should be less cruel.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

But that would be less entertaining.

I should watch more videos on Youtube.

 

[Neonbob]

NO. Just NO.

I should give you reasons.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

But what's the point when the answer's obvious.

I should sleep more.

 

[Neonbob]

Why? It'll just give me more time to kill you while you're unaware-er...you sleep enough as it is.

I should stop that.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Why, people still don't think you'll kill them.

I should eat a cheese sandwich.

 

[Neonbob]

Why? It'll make you have diarrhea later.

I should be more...something.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

But then you'll be less... something else.

I should watch less TV.

 

[Neonbob]

Why? You might miss my shootout with the cops.

I should tempt fate more often.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

But you may piss off fate and then he'd have to pwn you as slowly and painfully as posible.

I should buy some chocolate.

 

[ThreeWords]

Why bother? Your hardly the most tempting specimen, are you? All you'd be doing would be mildly repulsing fate

I should stop crushing people's dreams...

 

[Neonbob]

Why? It's fun and rewarding.

I should buy a dolphin.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Why? Dolphins are useless.

I should catch more fish.