Why? They just growl. Wait...are they a band?
Then still no. Because I need something to say, and just babbling about why not is going to be too much of a taxation on my sleep-addled brain, so I'm just going to ramble until you give up and realize this post is about absolutely nothing, say fuck it, and just exit the tab.
Why? Lawsuits due to the shitty rubber you would use would drain you of money and push you to the edge of suicide when, suddenly, you would realize the pointlessness of it all and slit your wrists in the bathtub while listening to "My Chemical Romance."
Why? The detail you go into is fun to read, and keeps me hoping for some trace of originality amongst the huddled masses of insipid drivelers that make up most of the internet. Plus, it makes you put up interesting posts such as your previous one, which evoked several good images.
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