Negative Reinforcement The Game

[Neonbob]

Why? Unless you know her, what it'll get you is a kick in the nuts and a slap to the face.
[sup]Congrats on the new girl![/sup]

I should try to hit my goals at every opportunity.

 

[NeoAC]

Why bother? Then you'll have to set higher goals and hit them too!
[sup]Thanks mate! See how long I can keep this one going before she starts learning my horrible secrets![/sup]

I should camp overnight for when Brutal Legend comes out.

 

[RagnorakTres]

Why? You won't be first. If you know what I mean.
God, I really needed to do that. If you know what I mean.

I should stop using double entendres, if you know what I mean.

 

[Neonbob]

Why? They make other people wonder just what the hell you're talking about.
[sup]Good luck with that! Bodies tend to leak a hell of a lot...[/sup]

I should go panda hunting.

 

[NeoAC]

Why bother? It's your only chance to try and brush up on your linguistic skills, if you know what I mean!
[sup]I mean making out with a woman![/sup]


Why bother? You can get good black market panda meat for about 5000 yuan!
[sup]Yeah I know, but hopefully I'm getting that aired out by next week.[/sup]

I should let everyone know I am apparently excellent in bed.

 

[Neonbob]

Why? Bragging on the internet will not get you any big boosts in the way you see yourself.
[sup]Heh. Roll your "r"s X-D
What cleaners are you using?[/sup]

I should clip my toenails into a neat pile.

 

[RagnorakTres]

Whyu? A messy pile will do.

I should get a British accent. Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more.

 

[NeoAC]

Why bother? It is nowhere near as awesome as my Canadian Texan accent. You guys think I'm one of you! Hahahaha, suckers!
[sup]Heh heh, and become fluent in French. [/sup]

I should use telepathy and post while I'm asleep
[sup]All right, I'm out for the night. Try not to hit 10000 until I get back on Neon![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

Why? You'll miss the keys you're hoping to hit and wind up posting absolute gibberish.
[sup]You are one talented guy, Neo. I wanna hear french in a canadian texas accent.
No promises! If I fall asleep before it, then so be it........................[/sup]

I should actually get to sleep tonight.

 

[RagnorakTres]

Why? Then you would be driven mad by horrible visions of guro and 4chan as the demons of said components entered your psyche due to your lowered mental defenses during REM sleep.

I should stop playing Silent Hill before I go mad.

 

[Neonbob]

Why? If you go mad from playing videogames, you just give the rabid crusaders more ammunition against us all. This means you must keep your sanity, and keep playing at the same time. Otherwise, we'll have to kill you.

I should increase the thought time between my posts.

 

[RagnorakTres]

Why? It just increases the amount of time between the glorious bursts of light that are my posts.

I should stop browsing TVTropes before...it happens. You know. GETTING LOST IN A WIKI!!!

 

[Neonbob]

Why? If you do get lost in a wiki, then you'll be gone forever, clicking randomly on links.

I should find out what the hell TVTropes is.

 

[Admiral Arby's]

EDIT: Ninja'd

Why? You'll get lost in it apparently.

I should stop urinating in my pants while on dates.

 

[Neonbob]

Why? Your urination keeps many of your dates from suffering horrible fates at your demented hands later in the night.

I should be more honest about life.

 

[RagnorakTres]

Why? It's only the most awesome collection of fictional cliches, tropes and idioms on the entire Internet.
It's basically Wikipedia for fiction writers. It's increased my writing ability a thousand fold. It really helps comprehension and analysis of all works of fiction. Unfortunately, it can completely ruin your life because you tend to lose yourself in it and ruin any shows you may have wanted to see because you over-analyze them and forget to have fun watching them.

Still worth checking out, though. http://tvtropes.org

I should stop being a wiki-idiot and get some sleep.

 

[Neonbob]

Why? You know sleep is only the time that leaves you vulnerable to kidnappings and random breakins.
[sup]Gotcha. Maybe when my head is working right again. At the moment, I'm in a funny fuzzy place when it comes to my thought process.[/sup]

I should learn to B.S. better.

 

[RagnorakTres]

Why? Lying takes too much effort.

I need to stop getting ninja'd. I have a reputation!

 

[Neonbob]

Why? Your reputation is one of being ninja'd repeatedly.

I should get offline now.

 

[RagnorakTres]

Why? Do you WANT me to go mad and summon the Cardboard Tube Samurai to kill you?
Tekken 6 is gonna be sick.

I need to stop being so obsessed with webcomics.