Negative Reinforcement The Game

[Neonbob]

Why? What else would you be obsessed with?
[sup]I don't really do fighters, but I wanna see the Cardboard Tube Samurai.[/sup]

I should get a few more posts in before I have to leave for the night.

 

[RagnorakTres]

Why? You want to be a second Nuke or something?
Congrats, by the way.

I need to post more so I can get the Neo badge.

 

[Neonbob]

Why? If you do get the Neo badge, it's just an emblazoned collection of pixels that show you have given up all hopes of a normal life to spend your time on here, spouting off at nearly everything you come across, and dancing on the faces of gnomes and oh god I am so tired...
[sup]Thanks! I'm going to collapse now.[/sup]

I should have done an epic post there.

 

[RagnorakTres]

Why? Was it your 10000th?
Seriously, was it?

I should stop reading about horror tropes this late in the morning. I get paranoid.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Why bother? Everyone's out to get you, you may as well be paranoid.

Perhaps I should do my media work.

 

[Bootkiller]

Why do today what you can get someone else to do?
I'm back! And I'm planning on being here for more than one post this time...
btw, congratz on the 10K post, Neon

I should acquire telekinetic powers. That'd be so cool!

 

[RagnorakTres]

Why? Then people would expect you to save the world.

I should get up earlier than 2:30 in the afternoon.

 

[Kyletacullar]

Why?It's not like anyone is looking forward to seeing you.

I should mutate myself and conquer the world.

 

[Neonbob]

Why? Mutations alone aren't enough.
[sup]Thanks, CG!
And yeah, that was my 10k post up there, Ragnorak.[/sup]

I should finish my enrollment.

 

[Bootkiller]

Why? You'd probably FAIL. ^^
A fail reference that actually makes sense! 2 points for me!

I should keep track of the points people get for making references...

 

[Neonbob]

Why? You'd get overwhelmed quickly.
[sup]Holy crap! It worked! You get an invisible cookie.[/sup]

I should get a jester of my own.

 

[ajb924]

Why? It'll just be another thing you buy to kill

I should congratulate neon

 

[Neonbob]

Why? You wanna join the crowd of adoring people...who...who totally exist...and love me...[sub]and stuff...[/sub]

I should be more cryptic.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Why? If people don't understand you they're idiots.

I should be more sympathetic.

 

[Neonbob]

Why? People will just take advantage of you if you are.

I should be more hopeful for the future of the human race.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Why? We're all fucked anyway.

I should be more optimistic.

 

[Neonbob]

Why? You said it yourself, we're all fucked.

I should go on a walk.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Why? Doesn't running from the crime scene count as exercise?

I should do some exercise.

 

[Neonbob]

Why? Being in shape won't stop nukes.

I should help better mankind for the future.

 

[RagnorakTres]

Why? We'll just weaponize whatever you invent.

I should get this damned foot fixed.