Neonbob The Noble Nuker Dec 22, 2008 25,564 0 0 Aug 18, 2009 #3,361 Why? Some dick will steal it. I should clone a rabbit.
Dorian New member Jan 16, 2009 5,712 0 0 Aug 18, 2009 #3,362 Why? There are enough of them. I shouldn't have kids.
Neonbob The Noble Nuker Dec 22, 2008 25,564 0 0 Aug 18, 2009 #3,363 Why? You should spread your seed. I should not sound so odd.
Dorian New member Jan 16, 2009 5,712 0 0 Aug 18, 2009 #3,364 Why? You are. I should stop posting for a year.
Neonbob The Noble Nuker Dec 22, 2008 25,564 0 0 Aug 18, 2009 #3,365 Why? I'd be lonely when you're not on... I should stop giving Portal incentive to leave.
Dorian New member Jan 16, 2009 5,712 0 0 Aug 18, 2009 #3,366 Why? I'm too brain-dead to remember what incentive means. I should look forward to tomorrow.
Neonbob The Noble Nuker Dec 22, 2008 25,564 0 0 Aug 18, 2009 #3,367 Why? Tomorrow is a day a way...OH GOD THAT SONG IS IN MY HEAD NOW! I should get it out.
Dorian New member Jan 16, 2009 5,712 0 0 Aug 18, 2009 #3,368 Why? It'll just keep on coming. I should pick the corn out of my teeth.
Neonbob The Noble Nuker Dec 22, 2008 25,564 0 0 Aug 18, 2009 #3,369 Why? More will just get stuck there. I should try to focus for an hour.
Dorian New member Jan 16, 2009 5,712 0 0 Aug 18, 2009 #3,370 Why? The Escapist is too appealing.... I should try to sleep soon.
Neonbob The Noble Nuker Dec 22, 2008 25,564 0 0 Aug 18, 2009 #3,371 Why? It's only 6:10! I should locate my phone charger.
Dorian New member Jan 16, 2009 5,712 0 0 Aug 18, 2009 #3,372 Why? It's not like anyone's going to call your miserable ass. I should act like a normal person.
Ochidi New member Feb 5, 2009 477 0 0 Aug 18, 2009 #3,373 Why? Everyone will think you're boring. I should write a song.
Neonbob The Noble Nuker Dec 22, 2008 25,564 0 0 Aug 18, 2009 #3,374 Why? It won't be received well. I should encourage stupid people.
Clirck New member Mar 19, 2009 1,410 0 0 Aug 18, 2009 #3,375 Why? They are stupid. I should spread communism over the world.
Neonbob The Noble Nuker Dec 22, 2008 25,564 0 0 Aug 18, 2009 #3,376 Why? It'll fail all over the world... I should stab witnesses.
Clirck New member Mar 19, 2009 1,410 0 0 Aug 18, 2009 #3,377 Why? They have witness protection. I should play golf.
Neonbob The Noble Nuker Dec 22, 2008 25,564 0 0 Aug 18, 2009 #3,378 Why? It's just whacking a ball...go do that in your backyard. Less walking that way. I should stop breaking panes of glass.
Why? It's just whacking a ball...go do that in your backyard. Less walking that way. I should stop breaking panes of glass.
Clirck New member Mar 19, 2009 1,410 0 0 Aug 18, 2009 #3,379 Why? Glass companies need more work. I should eat a cookie. [sup]Off to bed, cya.[/sup]
Neonbob The Noble Nuker Dec 22, 2008 25,564 0 0 Aug 18, 2009 #3,380 Why? You'll choke on it, too. [sup]Good night, Clirck![/sup] I should shock people awake.