Negativity: A game for pessimists.

[kailus13]

Leads to fitness elitists.

Cheese steak.

 

[Neuromancer]

Cheese should not be used to defile the wonder that is steak.

Villainy.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I is frowned upon in monopoly.
I hate that!

Cheese.

 

[Hemlock]

It smells and it tastes bad. Did I mention there might be mold on it?

Computers.

 

[Porygon-2000]

They've ruined the livelihoods of typewriter makers everywhere!

Lasers

 

[Teoes]

We don't have them mounted on the heads of sharks.

Beer

 

[Neuromancer]

Like anything you enjoy, it makes you fat.

Whisky.

 

[Teoes]

There's just too.. many.. lovely malts to try. D:

Freedom

 

[Barbas]

Let's face the facts: Freedom involves the outdoors, which are smelly and need vacuuming. They will also eventually kill you.

Chocolate.

 

[TheRiddler]

It's far too loosely defined. I mean what the hell is white chocolate? Besides, fans of different types of chocolate tend to put down all the rest. "Dark chocolate? Elitist health snob!" "Milk chocolate, huh? Way to pick the boring option." "White chocolate? What, didn't want to admit to liking milk and sugar more than chocolate?"

Avatar: the Last Airbender.

 

[username sucks]

Right, lets just give everyone magical powers based on their nationality. It even attributes aggression with the fire nation's people. And you're going to call it a kids show? What the hell are you trying to do, bring back racism and eventually slavery?

Science

 

[deserteagleeye]

What I can't just use my imagination? If I wanna believe the moon is made of cheese and study engineering for 12 years in order to become an astronaut so I can have the biggest recorded fondue party, that's my business.

Bike shorts

 

[Teoes]

Some people just really shouldn't be seen in tight clothing. Clearly this is the fault of the shorts.

My I find that offensive! thread, which is totally not copying this one.

 

[username sucks]

Why should I have to say "I find that offensive!" just to be negative? First you steal ideas and then you take our FREEDOM!?!?! You are a disgrace, Teoes.

Music

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

Music? BAH! All there is bloody Pop music on the radio nowadays and it's terrible

Milk

 

[Barbas]

The majority of people on the planet are lactose intolerant. I stand with them in being disgusted by your insensitivity. I shall be in the corner, sulking and grimacing.

Roller coasters.

 

[Teoes]

They're just one serious flaw away from exploding and killing all in the vicinity - and that's when they're not making people feel ill.

@Dr.Susse

 

[Barbas]

His avatar celebrates the existence of a vomit-inducingly bad game. I think that might make him worse than Ted Bundy.

Tables.

 

[Neuromancer]

It is the vanguard of large-scale anti-female illuminati indoctrination. The zeitgeist illuminati use tables to enslave young women and turn them into sub-human man-worshipping housewives. Truly, the table is one sure way to enthrall the masses and enforce eager, young independent women to male slavery. Damn the zionist zeitgeist illuminati!

Conspiracies.

 

[username sucks]

Conspiracies are pretty much the dumbest thoughts that ever pass through the minds of people. I mean, who the hell would think the government would be putting mind control drugs in the water? If anyone will control the masses, it should be me.

Cheesecake.